Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Formula One team Force India have just completed a sponsorship deal with water technology (?) company BWT that has changed the car's colour scheme from this: To this: I know F1 drivers are all a bunch of mincing pufters these days but this is just getting silly. I imagine we'll be seeing a My Little Pony and Polly Pocket team in the near future and engineers will already be working on ways to make glitter come out of the exhaust on downshifts... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Formula One team Force India have just completed a sponsorship deal with water technology (?) company BWT that has changed the car's colour scheme from this: I know F1 drivers are all a bunch of mincing pufters these days but this is just getting silly. I imagine we'll be seeing a My Little Pony and Polly Pocket team in the near future. There's only one fucking earring wearing mincer as far as I know, that fucking spoilt little twat curious george, the fucking sulking little cunt. Anyway it doesn't matter what the fucking colour is as long as it's fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 It reminds me of something, but I can't quite place it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Just now, I know that Cunt said: There's only one fucking earring wearing mincer as far as I know, that fucking spoilt little twat curious george, the fucking sulking little cunt. Anyway it doesn't matter what the fucking colour is as long as it's fast. You should tell that to McLaren, they seem to have paid more for the new paint job than they have towards a decent engine or chassis. Those chaps at Honda should be ashamed letting themselves be outclassed by the frogs at Renault. I'd tell them to open their eyes and look at the big picture but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Formula One team Force India have just completed a sponsorship deal with water technology (?) company BWT that has changed the car's colour scheme from this: To this: I know F1 drivers are all a bunch of mincing pufters these days but this is just getting silly. I imagine we'll be seeing a My Little Pony and Polly Pocket team in the near future and engineers will already be working on ways to make glitter come out of the exhaust on downshifts... Fucking disgraceful! Next it'll be Odile Pink Frilly Tu-tu's racing and a car shaped like a tampon with the front end painted crimson red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking disgraceful! Next it'll be Odile Pink Frilly Tu-tu's racing and a car shaped like a tampon with the front end painted crimson red. At least it would keep the fucking feminist cunts quiet for 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: At least it would keep the fucking feminist cunts quiet for 5 minutes. More like 4:15....they always take more than they give....selfish cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Irons have been using pink in their sports for fucking ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: At least it would keep the fucking feminist cunts quiet for 5 minutes. Only if they got hit by the cunt. Gobby, fish fingered, mingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Just now, nocti said: Irons have been using pink in their sports for fucking ages. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Do they race at Brands Snatch?,isn't there a bit of track called something like 'parabollicka'?.....more like 'pair a labia' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Since F1 cars stopped sounding like this I have ceased to give a fuck about them: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Since F1 cars stopped sounding like this I have ceased to give a fuck about them: These days they're all V6 hybrids with tiny little wheezy turbos and about a quarter of the power. The entire grid would be drowned out by a V12 beast like that. Here's today's Ferrari: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 It fucks me off that they've taken the spectacle of F1 away. I want hear them go by and be fucking deafened by a screaming, fire breathing monster. They're supposed to be outrageous, not eco-friendly hybrid wank-mobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: I want to hear them go by and be fucking deafened by a screaming, fire breathing monster. What, like Niki Lauda? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Just now, Ape said: It fucks me off that they've taken the spectacle of F1 away. I want hear them go by and be fucking deafened by a screaming, fire breathing monster. They're supposed to be outrageous, not eco-friendly hybrid wank-mobiles. I guess it helps that the engines are about five times more expensive to produce these days, the entry fee for new teams is now £4000000 (it used to be £100000 in 2000) and the FIA doesn't have to pay out any prize money to new teams for three years. Not the fans, of course, but fuck them, they're just there to look at sponsor logos for an hour. The 'orrible little troll Bernie Ecclestone was bought out by a company called Liberty Media a few months back, so hopefully things will improve, but they're Yanks so I wouldn't count on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I guess it helps that the engines are about five times more expensive to produce these days, the entry fee for new teams is now £4000000 (it used to be £100000 in 2000) and the FIA doesn't have to pay out any prize money to new teams for three years. Not the fans, of course, but fuck them, they're just there to look at sponsor logos for an hour. The 'orrible little troll Bernie Ecclestone was bought out by a company called Liberty Media a few months back, so hopefully things will improve, but they're Yanks so I wouldn't count on it... The sixties throwback Ecclestone had to go, but to put the whole affair in the hands on a Yank is, as you say, worrying. Before you know it they'll be fitting oversize tyres on the right side and racing round a fucking left hand oval. Wouldn't that be exciting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Just now, Ape said: The sixties throwback Ecclestone had to go, but to put the whole affair in the hands on a Yank is, as you say, worrying. Before you know it they'll be fitting oversize tyres on the right side and racing round a fucking left hand oval. Wouldn't that be exciting? F1 is well known for it's prowess on oval tracks. Remember the 2005 US GP? All but six of the cars couldn't even handle a single full sized NASCAR curve without risking the tyres exploding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: F1 is well known for it's prowess on oval tracks. Remember the 2005 US GP? All but six of the cars couldn't even handle a single full sized NASCAR curve without risking the tyres exploding. that's because NASCAR is made for fat cunt yanks, who can only fit LAV tyres due to excessive weight issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Formula One team Force India have just completed a sponsorship deal with water technology (?) company BWT that has changed the car's colour scheme from this: To this: I know F1 drivers are all a bunch of mincing pufters these days but this is just getting silly. I imagine we'll be seeing a My Little Pony and Polly Pocket team in the near future and engineers will already be working on ways to make glitter come out of the exhaust on downshifts... Chill out its just a fucking colour you racist cunt. This is modern F1 so underneath they're all the fucking same which is why it has developed into such a mundane, boring spectacle where the outcome is determined by pit stop strategies. Moto GP is where the real racing happens nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Chill out its just a fucking colour you racist cunt. This is modern F1 so underneath they're all the fucking same which is why it has developed into such a mundane, boring spectacle where the outcome is determined by pit stop strategies. Moto GP is where the real racing happens nowadays. Motorbikes have never interested me in any way. I'm not homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Formula One team Force India have just completed a sponsorship deal with water technology (?) company BWT that has changed the car's colour scheme from this: To this: I know F1 drivers are all a bunch of mincing pufters these days but this is just getting silly. I imagine we'll be seeing a My Little Pony and Polly Pocket team in the near future and engineers will already be working on ways to make glitter come out of the exhaust on downshifts... blancmange is a flavoured milk product and I've been warning against them for some time. Many of you laughed at me. Well you're not laughing now are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: blancmange is a flavoured milk product and I've been warning against them for some time. Many of you laughed at me. Well you're not laughing now are you? Ratters, I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you're not exactly firing on all thrusters, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 39 minutes ago, ratcum said: blancmange is a flavoured milk product and I've been warning against them for some time. Many of you laughed at me. Well you're not laughing now are you? Not at all, Ratty. We're lucky to have you keeping us on the straight and narrow before we do any real damage to ourselves. Biscuit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 36 minutes ago, Ape said: Ratters, I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you're not exactly firing on all thrusters, are you? Don't trifle with Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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