scotty Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Roops is more than capable of handling herself, Spot. You of all people know this – thus your intrusion is the analogy of Tajikistan coming to the aid of Russia during war. He wasn't coming to roopses aid Wolfie, he was coming to yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 10 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m well above average. Steady on, Punky. This isn't your bath house...err...golf club. Don't waste your best pulling tricks here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 19 hours ago, Wolfie said: Why? To my knowledge I've never mentioned my cock size here (or anywhere else) before. The way you have worded your comment infers you've been happily making do with something lacking in size. Anyone whose husband had a big penis wouldn't feel the need to claim 'it's the way you use it, not its size'. Hmm, perhaps you should read all my posts in this thread instead of selectively latching onto inferences created in your own stalkerish mind. You're kinda creepy. You're obviously projecting your own size anxiety issues on other people and I also suspect you're quite lonely. Mrs W should run for the hills unless she has already done so. That being the case and since you wish to get all personal, in what area do you think you failed as a husband? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hmm, perhaps you should read all my posts in this thread instead of selectively latching onto inferences created in your own stalkerish mind. You're kinda creepy. You're obviously projecting your own size anxiety issues on other people and I also suspect you're quite lonely. Mrs W should run for the hills unless she has already done so. That being the case and since you wish to get all personal, in what area do you think you failed as a husband? So, does this mean you won't be letting Wolfie do a fuck with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: You're obviously projecting your own size anxiety issues ... I've got a 12-incher, but I don't use it as a rule. © MikeD (although I think he was talking about his entire body, not his cock.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've got a 12-incher, but I don't use it as a rule. © MikeD (although I think he was talking about this entire body, not his cock.) "This" entire body or "his"? If this is a rocking horse shit rare spelling mistake from the autist in chief, edit it now or prepare to be beaten with this stick for eternity by some right pedantic cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "This" entire body or "his"? If this is a rocking horse shit rare spelling mistake from the autist in chief, edit it now or prepare to be beaten with this stick for eternity by some right pedantic cunts. I should probably proofread things before I shrink the fucking font! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So, does this mean you won't be letting Wolfie do a fuck with you? While Gyps was typically keen to swoop on anything anti-Wolfie like Giant Haystacks chasing a fried breakfast, the great Welsh witch is clearly in denial, Eric. Not only did it take her an entire day to finally respond with a muddled comment suggesting my wife has left me, itself in breach of site rules, I'll wager in the coming weeks she'll be PMing me a more-up-to-date photo of her bits on said blue sofa, this time with 20 years-worth of love handles and bingo wings added to the mix. Do you think it would be appropriate of me to also upload a photo of my bits to the site, or do you think this might be 'kinda creepy'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: While Gyps was typically keen to swoop on anything anti-Wolfie like Giant Haystacks chasing a fried breakfast, the great Welsh witch is clearly in denial, Eric. Not only did it take her an entire day to finally respond with a muddled comment suggesting my wife has left me, itself in breach of site rules, I'll wager in the coming weeks she'll be PMing me a more-up-to-date photo of her bits on said blue sofa, this time with 20 years-worth of love handles and bingo wings added to the mix. Do you think it would be appropriate of me to also upload a photo of my bits to the site, or do you think this might be 'kinda creepy'? I think now that she has cast doubt over the magnificence of your endowment, it would be appropriate to set the record straight with a gratuitous nob photo, or even a live action wank video, you could spunk in a bucket as an homage to frank. Personally, I think you're in there. All the antagonism and ribbing is just 'thrill of the chase' antics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 25 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While Gyps was typically keen to swoop on anything anti-Wolfie like Giant Haystacks chasing a fried breakfast, the great Welsh witch is clearly in denial, Eric. Not only did it take her an entire day to finally respond with a muddled comment suggesting my wife has left me, itself in breach of site rules, I'll wager in the coming weeks she'll be PMing me a more-up-to-date photo of her bits on said blue sofa, this time with 20 years-worth of love handles and bingo wings added to the mix. Do you think it would be appropriate of me to also upload a photo of my bits to the site, or do you think this might be 'kinda creepy'? Site rules...I've read them....I find them rather entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think now that she has cast doubt over the magnificence of your endowment, it would be appropriate to set the record straight with a gratuitous nob photo, or even a live action wank video, you could spunk in a bucket as an homage to frank. Personally, I think you're in there. All the antagonism and ribbing is just 'thrill of the chase' antics. I'm black, Eric, and hung like a Shetland pony with a nosebag of Viagra. I'll let the imagination do the work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Site rules...I've read them....I find them rather entertaining. Oi Wizzle, I've got a great idea for disposing of all the scrubbers and cheap sluts in your neighbourhood and it will earn you some money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Oi Wizzle, I've got a great idea for disposing of all the scrubbers and cheap sluts in your neighbourhood and it will earn you some money Greedy little slappers aren't cheap. Err..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Greedy little slappers aren't cheap. Err..... Er.....well try this. Kill them all first, possibly by fucking them to death. Make a huge pile of the corpses near Chez Wizard, then phone the council complaining of a slag heap that's appeared in your neighbourhood. Offer to landscape it and turn it into a children's play area for 1 million pounds. Take the money and run off with the few remaining bitches who escaped the initial cull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 56 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm black, Eric, and hung like a Shetland pony with a nosebag of Viagra. I'll let the imagination do the work. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: If this doesn't bring Keith out of exile, nothing will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Er.....well try this. Kill them all first, possibly by fucking them to death. Make a huge pile of the corpses near Chez Wizard, then phone the council complaining of a slag heap that's appeared in your neighbourhood. Offer to landscape it and turn it into a children's play area for 1 million pounds. Take the money and run off with the few remaining bitches who escaped the initial cull. I just don't have it in me, Ratters. Slipping them a ruphie, stripping them off and shagging them then leaving them in the cold, splayed out in positions that would redefine hard core pornography is more my interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 1:04 PM, Cuntybaws said: I've got a 12-incher, but I don't use it as a rule. © MikeD (although I think he was talking about his entire body, not his cock.) That's a load of cock & ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: That's a load of cock & ball. Have you been watching your Cannon & Ball VHS collection again, Colin? I can envisage the classic silver 80s player throned on a faux-teak cabinet, surrounded by pink glass ornaments, all beautifully sitting in harmony with your mildly shabby and somewhat dated static home. All that said, is your council tax cheaper? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, Wolfie said: Have you been watching your Cannon & Ball VHS collection again, Colin? I can envisage the classic silver 80s player throned on a faux-teak cabinet, surrounded by pink glass ornaments, all beautifully sitting in harmony with your mildly shabby and somewhat dated static home. All that said, is your council tax cheaper? ? Edited October 12, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 14 hours ago, Wolfie said: Have you been watching your Cannon & Ball VHS collection again, Colin? I can envisage the classic silver 80s player throned on a faux-teak cabinet, surrounded by pink glass ornaments, all beautifully sitting in harmony with your mildly shabby and somewhat dated static home. All that said, is your council tax cheaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10 October 2018 at 5:17 PM, ratcum said: Er.....well try this. Kill them all first, possibly by fucking them to death. Make a huge pile of the corpses near Chez Wizard, then phone the council complaining of a slag heap that's appeared in your neighbourhood. Offer to landscape it and turn it into a children's play area for 1 million pounds. Take the money and run off with the few remaining bitches who escaped the initial cull. Valdez is spunking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Valdez is spunking! the legend lives on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: the legend lives on What the fuck is this 'normal font' shit? Sort your-fuckin-self out before I have to visit Chez Rat, and kick your fucking cunt through your diaphragm. Im sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is this 'normal font' shit? Sort your-fuckin-self out before I have to visit Chez Rat, and kick your fucking cunt through your diaphragm. Im sorry. I see some Irish dude has defaced a bit of Auschwitz Authoritah. I bet it was my old mate Simon Clonby, the bog trotting rogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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