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Guest Lady Penelope

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Guest Lady Penelope

If I go into Starphucks, Costa or Nero I expect this shit and it to take 10 minutes for them to make me a cup of black coffee. When I go into a station buffet I expect to take my selection to the till and be served quick not stuk behind 10 cunts waiting for their barista shit coffee. Barista coffee in station cafes is a cunt pure and simple .. and no Snudge, there is no need for you to respond to this.

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Coffee is for cunts, you only have to watch 'Friends' to see that.

And while I'm at it, is it any fucking wonder that everyone's hyper-fucking-active and looking for a fight, if they're all chugging that shitty brown(gay, with a cinnamon sprinkle) liquid?

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4 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

That's privatisation for you, in the days of good old British Rail you got a spoonful of Nescaf in a plastic cup and that was your lot.

Fuck me, all this time I thought it was Bovril.

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Guest Manky
45 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

No ... that was 1/2 time at Boundary Park

I used to have Bovril and a pie at half time at Boundary Park. Although it is the coldest place on earth, West Brom play at a higher altitude.

Bill Cranston told me coffee was for puffs.

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Guest Manky
2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Percy Fender told my granddad,  Bill Cranston is a cunt. 

Bill was the toughest, meanest cunt ever to walk on grass. Fender rhymes with bender. You figure it out.

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4 minutes ago, Manky said:

Bill was the toughest, meanest cunt ever to walk on grass. Fender rhymes with bender. You figure it out.

Who the fuck was Bill Cranston anyway?  Just googled and all I got was a civil engineer who died recently and a fictional character from Gotham who was killed by 'Balloon Man'! Hardly a hard cunt was he, being killed by Balloon Man. 

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Guest Manky
Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Who the fuck was Bill Cranston anyway?  Just googled and all I got was a civil engineer who died recently and a fictional character from Gotham who was killed by 'Balloon Man'! Hardly a hard cunt was he, being killed by Balloon Man. 

Oldham Athletic No 4 in the early 70's.  He was fucking nails. Your Google ain't working, send it back.

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Guest Gong Farmer

I've never seen a Dutch cunt walking along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. Never seen it happen, never.

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Guest Tata Steely Dan

Station cafes are a the worst of both worlds. The snobby, elitist attitudes and racketeer-level prices of a small local coffee shop with the bland shitty coffee of a motorway service station. As much as McDonalds are utter cunts, their coffee is actually not that bad. There is probably a whole squad of scientists that have made sure their coffee isn't shite. Same can't be said for whatever ripoff operation is installed in your local station.

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Guest Snatch
1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said:

I've never seen a Dutch cunt walking along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. Never seen it happen, never.

Maybe because Holland doesn't copy everything America does?

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Guest DingTheRioja
2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

I've never seen a Dutch cunt walking along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. Never seen it happen, never.

So its true then, you have no reflection?

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Guest Gong Farmer
32 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Maybe because Holland doesn't copy everything America does?

I think you're right. We haven't even got a corporate based coffee outlet in our town, or in any of the surrounding towns come to think of it. in fact I don't think I've ever seen a Starmucks in this country, there must be if not to cater for the cunts that like to walk along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. . We tend to drink coffee in cafes, from coffee cups, sitting down. 

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Guest Snatch
1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said:

I think you're right. We haven't even got a corporate based coffee outlet in our town, or in any of the surrounding towns come to think of it. in fact I don't think I've ever seen a Starmucks in this country, there must be if not to cater for the cunts that like to walk along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. . We tend to drink coffee in cafes, from coffee cups, sitting down. 

It might have something to do with the Dutch being more civilised than the Yanks.

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2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

I think you're right. We haven't even got a corporate based coffee outlet in our town, or in any of the surrounding towns come to think of it. in fact I don't think I've ever seen a Starmucks in this country, there must be if not to cater for the cunts that like to walk along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. . We tend to drink coffee in cafes, from coffee cups, sitting down. 

Don't get me started on cunts who walk around with cartons of coffee. 

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