Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Quran is basically a violence manual..... What, a bit like the Haynes Manual. I tried repairing a Mk2 Escort using one, and I attacked my wife with a spanner... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: And you're basically a stupid cunt. What's your point? Go away Sunni and do some research....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What, a bit like the Haynes Manual. I tried repairing a Mk2 Escort using one, and I attacked my wife with a spanner... lol Is your wife a frog ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What, a bit like the Haynes Manual. I tried repairing a Mk2 Escort using one, and I attacked my wife with a spanner... lol You should see a Haynes manual nowadays. 3 paragraphs on the engine, and 11 chapters devoted to operating the radio. They may as well just sell you a slip of paper with 'take it to a garage' printed on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is your wife a frog ? No, well bred and born in Kingston upon Thames, and educated in a Girls' Catholic school in Cheshire. Her father manufactured golf clubs of the highest quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Go away Sunni and do some research....... Oh fuck off, you stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should see a Haynes manual nowadays. 3 paragraphs on the engine, and 11 chapters devoted to operating the radio. They may as well just sell you a slip of paper with 'take it to a garage' printed on it. 9 years ago I had a 1956 Peugeot 'pig nose' van restored by a guy in Confolens,16. His name is Tim .......... He and his father were 'Haynes Manual' and sold the company for 10million+. They saw the writing on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No, well bred and born in Kingston upon Thames, and educated in a Girls' Catholic school in Cheshire. Her father manufactured golf clubs of the highest quality. As I am sure that your educated wife could testify? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh fuck off, you stupid little cunt. Come on Apey matey. That was a good play on a word, wasn't it sonny.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 9 years ago I had a pre war Peugeot 'pig nose' van restored by a guy in Confolens,16. His name is Tim .......... He and his father were 'Haynes Manual' and sold the company for 10million+. They saw the writing on the wall. It's all turned to bollocks, years ago I used to service and repair my first car, even stripping down the cylinder head and replacing valves and seals was fairly straightforward, a carburettor wasn't difficult to overhaul either. Now I open the bonnet of Mrs Cuntmans fiesta and I have trouble identifying the fucking cylinder head as opposed to the air filter housing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Come on Apey matey. That was a good play on a word, wasn't it sonny.....lol Ape thinks it is shia luck that I don't misspell everything..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's all turned to bollocks, years ago I used to service and repair my first car, even stripping down the cylinder head and replacing valves and seals was fairly straightforward, a carburettor wasn't difficult to overhaul either. Now I open the bonnet of Mrs Cuntmans fiesta and I have trouble identifying the fucking cylinder head as opposed to the air filter housing. It could be modern cars, on the other hand you might just be getting a bit thicker....lol... fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Ape thinks it is shia luck that I don't misspell everything..... He is not here at the moment, he's gone for a sh'ite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's all turned to bollocks, years ago I used to service and repair my first car, even stripping down the cylinder head and replacing valves and seals was fairly straightforward, a carburettor wasn't difficult to overhaul either. Now I open the bonnet of Mrs Cuntmans fiesta and I have trouble identifying the fucking cylinder head as opposed to the air filter housing. Ahhh, but the car manufactures don't want you to repair your own car to keep it going. Rather they do it eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's all turned to bollocks, years ago I used to service and repair my first car, even stripping down the cylinder head and replacing valves and seals was fairly straightforward, a carburettor wasn't difficult to overhaul either. Now I open the bonnet of Mrs Cuntmans fiesta and I have trouble identifying the fucking cylinder head as opposed to the air filter housing. You might be getting dementia you stupid deteriorating fuckwit...... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: He is not here at the moment, he's gone for a sh'ite A jihad wank more the like. It's his hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Come on Apey matey. That was a good play on a word, wasn't it sonny.....lol Oh yeah, it was fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: He is not here at the moment, he's gone for a sh'ite Or for some supper......quran on the cob...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: A jihad wank more the like. It's his hobby. Remember - you don't have to post when you have nothing of worth to say. You're an utter fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or for some supper......quran on the cob...... lol. I'm having a beef burqa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: You might be getting dementia you stupid deteriorating fuckwit...... Fuck off. Have you ever tried to look under the bonnet of your Ranger Rover, only to discover that the shut lines are just imprints in the diecast body? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Have you ever tried to look under the bonnet of your Ranger Rover, only to discover that the shut lines are just imprints in the diecast body? I have someone who opens the bonnet for me you stupid pleb.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I have someone who opens the bonnet for me you stupid pleb.... Who? Action Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: You might be getting dementia you stupid deteriorating fuckwit...... Fuck off. I fucking hope so, cognitive awareness of the way the world is going isn't necessarily a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or for some supper......quran on the cob...... lol. From the allah carte menu.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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