Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Time is a cunt. Particularly when its fucked about with, like moving it backwards or forward an hour like this past weekend. What's the fucking point? It's 2:45am as I write, but it might as well be Noon or some other fucking hour. It feels like 9pm and so why isn't it or why the fuck should it matter to any cunt, even you lot, most of whom will be flat out asleep like its the right time to be or something, coz your fucking clock says so. There's no right time for fuck all and so for what it's worth, put your clocks back again, put your first step forward, and then fuck off back in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Nobody cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Psycho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Time is a cunt. Particularly when its fucked about with, like moving it backwards or forward an hour like this past weekend. What's the fucking point? It's 2:45am as I write, but it might as well be Noon or some other fucking hour. It feels like 9pm and so why isn't it or why the fuck should it matter to any cunt, even you lot, most of whom will be flat out asleep like its the right time to be or something, coz your fucking clock says so. There's no right time for fuck all and so for what it's worth, put your clocks back again, put your first step forward, and then fuck off back in time. For anyone who doubted whether 'eavens was Jazz - I hope "this" convinces you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Yep,25 years without parole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 I don't like hearing it shouted in a pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It's 2:45am as I write... Let's hope your next bout of sleep apnea is your last. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Time is an illusion........ well it is on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Time is a cunt. Particularly when its fucked about with, like moving it backwards or forward an hour like this past weekend. What's the fucking point? It's 2:45am as I write, but it might as well be Noon or some other fucking hour. It feels like 9pm and so why isn't it or why the fuck should it matter to any cunt, even you lot, most of whom will be flat out asleep like its the right time to be or something, coz your fucking clock says so. There's no right time for fuck all and so for what it's worth, put your clocks back again, put your first step forward, and then fuck off back in time. It's those sweaties and their farmers I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 What about Wild Thyme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 As the Stones used to say, Time Is On My Side. No it fucking isn't you cunts, it's running out. I would like to find out who the time thief is so I'll know who to haunt if I peg it before I get that hour back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: For anyone who doubted whether 'eavens was Jazz - I hope "this" convinces you. I found this nom more than acceptable in the current climate, and the writer has injected some thought provoking comments, and a little humour. You, on the other hand, are a boring, caravan towing, baked bean eating cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I found this nom more than acceptable in the current climate, and the writer has injected some thought provoking comments, and a little humour. You, on the other hand, are a boring, caravan towing, baked bean eating cunt. Humour? Thought provoking? You stupid French cunt - it's the ramblings of a lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I found this nom more than acceptable in the current climate, and the writer has injected some thought provoking comments, and a little humour. You, on the other hand, are a boring, caravan towing, baked bean eating cunt. I see that the Brain of Britain has managed to pipe in his £s worth of Detective Acumen, together with convincing us all that he truly is a pleb... and a complete waste of anybody's Time, though even I spared him a minute for what he's worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Let's hope your next bout of sleep apnea is your last. How can one possibly sleep with You on their back? (and I said on and not up) It was somewhat appealing to be on here at such an early hour. I had the entire place to myself. You should try it Baws. You'd be in your element and it could also save you time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 46 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I see that the Brain of Britain has managed to pipe in his £s worth of Detective Acumen, together with convincing us all that he truly is a pleb... and a complete waste of anybody's Time, though even I spared him a minute for what he's worth. Fuck off Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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