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Casually Dressed Cunts Wearing Trilby Hats


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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm going to a garden party next week. I'm going to wear a fascinator. 

Don't, whatever you do, allow the batteries to go flat like the last time. 

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Guest 'eavensabove
6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

It'll need to be a girthy fucker to touch the sides of punklys prolapsed rectum. 

He uses a candle to tell the time, shoved up his pooper 'til the wick burns his ring, makes it approximately 10 past 11.

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Guest DingTheRioja
On 22/04/2017 at 10:10 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm going to a garden party next week. I'm going to wear a fascinator. 

Does it have bat.....

On 22/04/2017 at 11:35 PM, 'eavensabove said:

Don't, whatever you do, allow the batteries to go flat like the last time. 

Bastard!

 

Does it have a remote control then?

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

Does it have bat.....

Bastard!

 

Does it have a remote control then?

It runs like clockwork and keeps perfect time & rhythm. 

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Guest DingTheRioja
On 05/05/2017 at 2:57 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

Can she get Canal+ on that?

 

If that's a euphemism for Neil, then yes she can.

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