Witheredscrote Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 The Telegraph has reported this morning that Liz has called an emergency meeting of her entire staff including those from Balmoral. They say it is very serious. I am not one to speculate, but could it be his Duckship Phil the Greek on his way out? One of her corgis has shit in the fireplace? Has Punkape choked to death on a fish bone at her dining table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Death of a goose in the palace pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 So Phil The Fucking Greek has decided to put his pampered feet up and retire from public life has he? The lazy fucking cunt. In return for a life of luxury, all the animals he could possibly shoot and all the foreigners he could wish to insult, the least we should expect is for him to "work" himself to death. She should divorce the skiving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Ollyboro said: So Phil The Fucking Greek has decided to put his pampered feet up and retire from public life has he? The lazy fucking cunt. In return for a life of luxury, all the animals he could possibly shoot and all the foreigners he could wish to insult, the least we should expect is for him to "work" himself to death. She should divorce the skiving cunt. Phil's a decorated war veteran that has earned everyone of his medals deservedly and with valour. He's not the cunt you might choose to think he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 I reckon RickB has been the ghost writer for his speeches for years. Some of those 'so called gaffes' have got his name written all over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Phil's a decorated war veteran that has earned everyone of his medals deservedly and with valour. He's not the cunt you might choose to think he is. I like the old bastard. At least he speaks his mind, unlike most snivelling do-gooders in the public eye today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I like the old bastard. At least he speaks his mind, unlike most snivelling do-gooders in the public eye today. Not sure like is a term I'd use for him, but I'll give him fair play when he says some stupid shit and afterwards just shrugs and ignores the critics, snowflakes need to get a fucking life instead of being offended on behalf of someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I like the old bastard. At least he speaks his mind, unlike most snivelling do-gooders in the public eye today. He visited a small pacific island donkeys years ago, the natives were a fairly primitive society, when Philip found out that the menfolk regularly hunted with bows, he went and retrieved his shotguns from the yacht and set off hunting with them, they absolutely loved him and made him a throne and hut, even to this day, the islanders have pictures of him in their homes and refer to him as 'Big Daddy Boss'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He visited a small pacific island donkeys years ago, the natives were a fairly primitive society, when Philip found out that the menfolk regularly hunted with bows, he went and retrieved his shotguns from the yacht and set off hunting with them, they absolutely loved him and made him a throne and hut, even to this day, the islanders have pictures of him in their homes and refer to him as 'Big Daddy Boss'. I think that's the one that regards him as their god isn't it? There's one somewhere that does... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Before you say anything....shut up you delusional cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Phil's a decorated war veteran that has earned everyone of his medals deservedly and with valour. He's not the cunt you might choose to think he is. So did some brave things on the war but he wasn't the only one. Lets not forget those brave men who had to sell their war medals in the past just so they could pay the heating bills. Something he wouldn't know about. He can speak his mind and take the piss because no-one is ever going to pull him up on it,again unlike the normal cunt on the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: I think that's the one that regards him as their god isn't it? There's one somewhere that does... Yes, that's the one, can't remember the name of the island though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Greek immigrant looses job ..blames Brexit Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, that's the one, can't remember the name of the island though. Vanuatu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Vanuatu Bless you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: So did some brave things on the war but he wasn't the only one. Lets not forget those brave men who had to sell their war medals in the past just so they could pay the heating bills. Something he wouldn't know about. He can speak his mind and take the piss because no-one is ever going to pull him up on it,again unlike the normal cunt on the street. They're not forgotten but then again none of them are married to the Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: They're not forgotten but then again none of them are married to the Queen. He has a valid point, and its a disgrace the way ex-military are treated or rather not treated. They gave their fucking lives and are simply brushed aside to get on with it. Forgotten they are, I'm sorry to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 The Australians being awkward during a visit insisted that tge Royal couple and the whole entourage go through customs before being allowed to enter the country. One of the custom officers asked Phil the routine question 'Do you have a criminal record?' To which Phil replied..... 'I didn't know it was still compulsory!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: He has a valid point, and its a disgrace the way ex-military are treated or rather not treated. They gave their fucking lives and are simply brushed aside to get on with it. Forgotten they are, I'm sorry to say. So Phil the Greek did his war duties and is now getting slagged off for surviving. Maybe we should also slag off the other 90% who served and came home largely unscathed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He has a valid point, and its a disgrace the way ex-military are treated or rather not treated. They gave their fucking lives and are simply brushed aside to get on with it. Forgotten they are, I'm sorry to say. Brushed aside to get on with it? With what? Being dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: The Australians being awkward during a visit insisted that tge Royal couple and the whole entourage go through customs before being allowed to enter the country. One of the custom officers asked Phil the routine question 'Do you have a criminal record?' To which Phil replied..... 'I didn't know it was still compulsory!' Ha... That's about him off to a T. Anyway, , and I know a couple of ex army who fought in the Falklands and they aint doing so clever. Pretty well fucked-up the pair of them. The last I heard, one of them is on the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 At least he likes the Japs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: So Phil the Greek did his war duties and is now getting slagged off for surviving. Maybe we should also slag off the other 90% who served and came home largely unscathed. Yes. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just now, Manky said: So Phil the Greek did his war duties and is now getting slagged off for surviving. Maybe we should also slag off the other 90% who served and came home largely unscathed. Well said. By all accounts he survived the war by the skin of his teeth. He purposely put himself in danger needlessly as is expected of all good officers. In one account he ran towards the enemy with nothing but a rifle and a small band of naval ratings when the whole of the US infantry were running away, Sicily 1943. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Well said. By all accounts he survived the war by the skin of his teeth. He purposely put himself in danger needlessly as is expected of all good officers. In one account he ran towards the enemy with nothing but a rifle and a small band of naval ratings when the whole of the US infantry were running away, Sicily 1943. He was also one of the Dads Army crew. What than man couldn't do with a loaded mop for his country defies belief. After all, he married one. He was also every sailor boys worse nightmare on the Royal Yacht, and his gay abandon sessions at Windsor Castle, are a thing of myth & legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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