PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Pasta is a sneaky cunt of a yoke to cook..take your eye off it for a minute and it sucks up all the water and burns itself like a brexiteer Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 You're being more of a tedious twat than usual, Pansy. Is there something wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Pasta is a sneaky cunt of a yoke to cook..take your eye off it for a minute and it sucks up all the water and burns itself like a brexiteer Panzerknacker I see you have added "unable to read instructions" to your growing resume. But you are at least trying, by posting multiple noms, as nonsensical as they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I see you have added "unable to read instructions" to your growing resume. But you are at least trying, by posting multiple noms, as nonsensical as they are. At least he's not drawing attention to himself, to underline how much of a fucking idiot he is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I see you have added "unable to read instructions" to your growing resume. But you are at least trying, by posting multiple noms, as nonsensical as they are. Post noms they said..and post i am..and your still complaining .. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 @The Lady Penelope Some cunts trying to out shit nom your shit noms... don't stand for it love... hit the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: @The Lady Penelope Some cunts trying to out shit nom your shit noms... don't stand for it love... hit the cunt! Stop drinking out of your colostomy bag you chod Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Pasta is a sneaky cunt of a yoke to cook..take your eye off it for a minute and it sucks up all the water and burns itself like a brexiteer Panzerknacker You have much to learn panzy, this is pure shite, not even pen post bed bath and overdosing on cough sweets could do worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You have much to learn panzy, this is pure shite, not even pen post bed bath and overdosing on cough sweets could do worse Ya take this place too seriously stubbers baby. .this is just pussy whipped guys and the socially inadequate gibbering populist shite 20 years ago their crap was restricted to the boxroom of their parents house or letters to points of view. .now technology has allowed them to vent their innane drivel to the world Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Pasta in any kind of quantity will turn you diabetic, panzer. You don't want to have to take the daily jab, especially in your social circle...it's full full blown AIDS waiting to happen. Try brown rice and veg, old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya take this place too seriously stubbers baby. .this is just pussy whipped guys and the socially inadequate gibbering populist shite 20 years ago their crap was restricted to the boxroom of their parents house or letters to points of view. .now technology has allowed them to vent their innane drivel to the world Panzerknacker Without the punctuation, I almost died of asphyxiation reading that. Please, please try harder with this and grammar in general and to be a massive cunt. Yes, pasta, running shoes and fat bike tyres annoy you but they're not cunts like say, football, hipsters or Michael Gove, are they? It's subjects like these which generate some first class cunting by some of the more readable members here. Read captain cunts last post on Phil the Greek for example, had me laughing out loud. Otherwise cunts will just slag you off constantly with "inadequate gibbering populist shite" thus perpetuating this constant, childish bickering that dominates every thread you join. Those who do this, should know better (and you fucking should to for winding them up because it's too easy and predictable) but can't help themselves. The mods don't do anything about it so it wastes pages and pages of this site and wastes everybody's time trawling through it to find some relevant and funny posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 They've made this in recognition of your posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pasta in any kind of quantity will turn you diabetic, panzer. You don't want to have to take the daily jab, especially in your social circle...it's full full blown AIDS waiting to happen. Try brown rice and veg, old man. Anything in any kind of quantity isn't too good for ya wazz baby..take water for example ..water, taken in quantity is called drowning. .but thanks for the nutritional advice Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 15 hours ago, Neil said: They've made this in recognition of your posts These cunts need a new writer, the little box in the bottom left corner should read: 'the longer you leave it in, the more it swells up'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: These cunts need a new writer, the little box in the bottom left corner should read: 'the longer you leave it in, the more it swells up'. Phew, you were close to the edge with this one... I thought it read Rasta, and you'd have been head upon block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: These cunts need a new writer, the little box in the bottom left corner should read: 'the longer you leave it in, the more it swells up'. Punker's reckons it tastes like bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Phew, you were close to the edge with this one... I thought it read Rasta, and you'd have been head upon block. Has something happened I don't know about? MC is going fucking batshit about anything race related, has he been reprimanded for exercising his right to free speech and being white at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Has something happened I don't know about? MC is going fucking batshit about anything race related, has he been reprimanded for exercising his right to free speech and being white at the same time? I guess so. He's sure got the hump about something, what with his black-looks and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I guess so. He's sure got the hump about something, what with his black-looks and all. He's from up north you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's from up north you know. Oh gawd... He's got serious problems then. I'd not realised he was a scroucher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has something happened I don't know about? MC is going fucking batshit about anything race related, has he been reprimanded for exercising his right to free speech and being white at the same time? Think he should read more sun tzu Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has something happened I don't know about? MC is going fucking batshit about anything race related, has he been reprimanded for exercising his right to free speech and being white at the same time? Free speech and being white don't go together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Snatch said: Free speech and being white don't go together. That's a 6 month sentence for you for suggesting that, you imperialist oppressor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 I once picked up a pack of "vegan mince" .. on it was a warning .. "May contain animal products" .. "shit" I thought to myself and put it back on the shelf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I once picked up a pack of "vegan mince" .. on it was a warning .. "May contain animal products" .. "shit" I thought to myself and put it back on the shelf. But surely, all vegans should be minced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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