Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Soccasion are arbitrary 55% of people wil.l tell ya that wuggers Panzerknacker that may be right but i think he's 100% correct on this occaision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 18 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Speed kills ...man Panzerknacker Any chance you can come stand in my road while I get my car up to 90mph and see if that is true?.........please........... Pretty please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Any chance you can come stand in my road while I get my car up to 90mph and see if that is true?.........please........... Pretty please. Can you really pedal that fast mingbag? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: that may be right but i think he's 100% correct on this occaision I think you need to stop diddling with another contributors post..your not very good at it..do you have a dose of the shakes today droops? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 48 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I think you need to stop diddling with another contributors post..your not very good at it..do you have a dose of the shakes today droops? Panzerknacker Is it okay with you if I change the "your" in your post to "you're"? It is after all, what it fucking should be. ps. The previous message was sent on my cheap Chinese Huawei phone and it really is a pile of shit for jumping all over the screen and autocorrecting all sorts of crap. It's like trying to look cool in a cheap shitty French car when you pull up at the job centre - know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Is it okay with you if I change the "your" in your post to "you're"? It is after all, what it fucking should be. ps. The previous message was sent on my cheap Chinese Huawei phone and it really is a pile of shit for jumping all over the screen and autocorrecting all sorts of crap. It's like trying to look cool in a cheap shitty French car when you pull up at the job centre - know what I mean? It's a van I drive and don't alter posts. .it makes you look even more of a fuktard than you already are baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 11 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It's a van I drive So you're a pikey then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: So you're a pikey then? No..I don't have enough money. .still pedaling that car of yours. .stay between the kerbs. .good lad..it's all practice m'boy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Anyway. .time to get up..laundry to drop off...dry cleaning to pick up..history channel needs watching. .catch y'all later angry people Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Shagging is good on speed. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Shagging is good on speed. Just sayin'. It was never a regular choice, and from what I recall, leaves one's bits in a similar guise as taking a New Year's Day dip in Frensham Ponds. Not much use when you fancy some, and can't do much about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Shagging is good on speed. Just sayin'. Christ yes! I haven't touched it for ages but I remember years ago, I had pharmaceutical Dexamphetamine and myself and my ex girlfriend humped non stop for a good 5 hours, takes a bit of an effort to raise the flagpole but once it's up it won't go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It was never a regular choice, and from what I recall, leaves one's bits in a similar guise as taking a New Year's Day dip in Frensham Ponds. Not much use when you fancy some, and can't do much about it. Requires porn and concentration to get it up, but as I just said once launched, the rocket stays in orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Christ yes! I haven't touched it for ages but I remember years ago, I had pharmaceutical Dexamphetamine and myself and my ex girlfriend humped non stop for a good 5 hours, takes a bit of an effort to raise the flagpole but once it's up it won't go away. These days ale and cider have replaced Dexamphetamine, though this very sequence of events echoes my life perfectly, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 I've been no stranger to a few psychoactive substances, but I always hated amphetamines with a passion. It made me feel depressed and anxious and turned people around me into hyperactive bores who couldn't stop talking crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: I've been no stranger to a few psychoactive substances, but I always hated amphetamines with a passion. It made me feel depressed and anxious and turned people around me into hyperactive bores who couldn't stop talking crap. Rick it's a shame you didn't have enough speed to push you over the edge (of the dartford crossing) x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 37 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I've been no stranger to a few psychoactive substances, but I always hated amphetamines with a passion. It made me feel depressed and anxious and turned people around me into hyperactive bores who couldn't stop talking crap. And now you moderate a website populated by hyperactive bores who can't stop talking crap, your life seems to have gone all Ouroboros type full circle stylee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Christ yes! I haven't touched it for ages but I remember years ago, I had pharmaceutical Dexamphetamine and myself and my ex girlfriend humped non stop for a good 5 hours, takes a bit of an effort to raise the flagpole but once it's up it won't go away. MDMA is best for a shag session. Doesn't last as long so just have to neck more of it but fuck me is it brilliant. If I had my way I'd never shag without it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Christ yes! I haven't touched it for ages but I remember years ago, I had pharmaceutical Dexamphetamine and myself and my ex girlfriend humped non stop for a good 5 hours, takes a bit of an effort to raise the flagpole but once it's up it won't go away. Shit, I bet your arsehole took some time to recover after 5 hours worth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Tut tut..users are loosers Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 57 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shit, I bet your arsehole took some time to recover after 5 hours worth She did, and how do you know what my pet name for her was? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 10 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: MDMA is best for a shag session. Doesn't last as long so just have to neck more of it but fuck me is it brilliant. If I had my way I'd never shag without it again. Does it mix well with Viagra, Gong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 53 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Does it mix well with Viagra, Gong? Funny you should say that as the last cunt I scored off offered me something like Viagra to go with the mdma. I thought 'Oh well, in for a penny, in for a stonking hard on'.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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