The Beast Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 What the fuck is this supposed to mean? I don't see how one could participate in half and inactive nookie. You stop when you estimate you are half way to the vinegar strokes? The good lady wife only exposes one breast, you haven't seen the other one since the early 80's? What sort of cuckold, voyeuristic, two-bob tosser participates in anything other than sex that ends in orgasm (for both)? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Beast said: What the fuck is this supposed to mean? I don't see how one could participate in half and inactive nookie. You stop when you estimate you are half way to the vinegar strokes? The good lady wife only exposes one breast, you haven't seen the other one since the early 80's? What sort of cuckold, voyeuristic, two-bob tosser participates in anything other than sex that ends in orgasm (for both)? The Praying Mantis female bites the male's head off halfway through the copulation .. I suppose for the male that would be a "full and active sex death". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 I think it means as opposed to some cloth-eared fumbling's with a fat lass from Todmorden on the back seat of a charabanc on a day trip to Pwellhi, or the cry-cum you get when staring into the cold, dead eyes of a Latvian prostitute .....that kind of thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Actually, if it's a line in the Daily Mail it probably means something north of cracking one off whilst wearing a ball-gag and nipple clamps, watching donkey porn, the decadent depraved fucks that constitute their readership. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I think it means as opposed to some cloth-eared fumbling's with a fat lass from Todmorden on the back seat of a charabanc on a day trip to Pwellhi, or the cry-cum you get when staring into the cold, dead eyes of a Latvian prostitute .....that kind of thing More likely to be Bridlington or Cleethorpes for a day trip from Todmorden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 30 minutes ago, The Beast said: What sort of cuckold, voyeuristic, two-bob tosser participates in anything other than sex that ends in orgasm (for both)? Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Panzy sex animal babe could answer this question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 18 minutes ago, Snatch said: Panzy sex animal babe could answer this question. I could.. but I'd like to read your thoughts on the beasts opening post.... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I could.. but I'd like to read your thoughts on the beasts opening post.... Panzerknacker Surely you are the main man on here (after Neil) for anything sex baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Actually, if it's a line in the Daily Mail it probably means something north of cracking one off whilst wearing a ball-gag and nipple clamps, watching donkey porn, the decadent depraved fucks that constitute their readership. I didn't think you knew Panzyspacker that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: I didn't think you knew Panzyspacker that well. apparently they share '"a full and active....", you know the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: I didn't think you knew Panzyspacker that well. Trying to make your boyfriend jealous are ya mungers baby. .. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Fucking hell, I've just spunked all my "likes" on this one thread in a matter of seconds. 3 hours ago, The Beast said: What the fuck is this supposed to mean? I think the "full" part implies that it lasts more than a few seconds, and also presumably that it happens more than once a year. If it's used by the Daily Mail, "satisfying" means blow jobs and nothing gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 If 'full' means their gob after I've chucked my muck and 'active' means that I have to chase the cunts to catch them first then I have a 'full and active' sex life,my wife on the other hand has an empty lazy as fuck sex life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Neil said: If 'full' means their gob after I've chucked my muck and 'active' means that I have to chase the cunts to catch them first then I have a 'full and active' sex life,my wife on the other hand has an empty lazy as fuck sex life. Poof's Corner must really be paying dividends for you Neil. You must be glad that you started it. Why do they run away though? Do you ask them to do that, whilst squealing "chase me, chase me", you massive bender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 You still here Decs? welcome back and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 46 minutes ago, Neil said: You still here Decs? welcome back and fuck off He is still about, I can hear the squelch of webbed feet in mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: He is still about, I can hear the squelch of webbed feet in mud. Fuck knows how. It's as dry as Roops' bush in East Anglia at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 21 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Ding? Punkape swallows, such are the whisperings down the docks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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