Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: His wife's not quite as hot as I'd like – chiefly because she hasn't been set on fire. I wonder if Baws could take the above photo and add a 'Skeletor' laugh track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: His wife's not quite as hot as I'd like – chiefly because she hasn't been set on fire. Fucking hell. She's making sure people see she paid good money on teeth whitening, eh? Shame it looks like an Oompa Loompa jizzed all over her face and rubbed it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Cunts that wear soccer shirts as part of their everyday wardrobe. . They are usually fat and could not be mistaken for someone that kicks a ball with any regularity. .if your over the age of 12..just fucking don't .. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Ones that are oozing with pus, stink of rotten tuna and are hairier than an unkempt Labradoodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Cunts that wear soccer shirts as part of their everyday wardrobe. . They are usually fat and could not be mistaken for someone that kicks a ball with any regularity. .if your over the age of 12..just fucking don't .. Panzerknacker For once I agree Panzy. You do know all footballists are poofs don't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 people who own and drive Citroen Despatch vans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: people who own and drive Citroen Despatch vans. Especially old, grey, rusty ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 I'll have you know the steel is galvanised and the chassis and exposed underbody is painted with old motor oil and a set of Michelin town and country's on it..it's a miracle of steel n plastic better than any of yer econoboxes Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 21 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'll have you know the steel is galvanised and the chassis and exposed underbody is painted with old motor oil and a set of Michelin town and country's on it..it's a miracle of steel n plastic better than any of yer econoboxes Panzerknacker My old Proton would have wiped the floor with it. Only because you'd end up spinning out in the oil slick left behind it, but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: My old Proton would have wiped the floor with it. Only because you'd end up spinning out in the oil slick left behind it, but still... Islamic car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: Islamic car. It certainly seemed to have a Jihad on me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: My old Proton would have wiped the floor with it. Only because you'd end up spinning out in the oil slick left behind it, but still... For its stamina and load carrying abilities van is more suitable for my needs ..I love vans Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: For its stamina and load carrying abilities van is more suitable for my needs ..I love vans Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Once it was reliable and could carry 1800kgs I'd happily drive that ..vehicles are tools to me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 20/05/2017 at 4:35 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Does that include name badges? I certainly hope so. People who wear them are lowlife cretinous cunts. Punky knows that from experience. Folding towels, clearing loo clogs, and pouring aftershave into the hands of the homo golf club members after taking repeated rectal ravishings, requires a name badge so they can get him fired by name on their way out. Give any cunt a badge, and it goes to their head. Security Guards for example and Car Park attendants, all think they're Field Marshals. The only badge they should have is one with CUNT stamped on it. I've still got several old AA badges though, but then again I would have, being an alcoholic of the cloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Once it was reliable and could carry 1800kgs I'd happily drive that ..vehicles are tools to me Panzerknacker 1800kgs? Fuckin' 'ell Panz. That's a lot of shit to shovel. Get a back-pack you lazy Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: For its stamina and load carrying abilities van is more suitable for my needs ..I love vans Panzerknacker Panzys love machine. Great to grab a recently drugged victim, bundle them is for a good smashing of the back doors, old bean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Panzys love machine. Great to grab a recently drugged victim, bundle them is for a good smashing of the back doors, old bean? I suppose he's doing them a favour. Ever seen a woman try and get out of the end parking space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I suppose he's doing them a favour. Ever seen a woman try and get out of the end parking space? Reported for ousting me Wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I suppose he's doing them a favour. Ever seen a woman try and get out of the end parking space? The two cunts in the middle aren't exactly good at parking either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: The two cunts in the middle aren't exactly good at parking either. Yeah looks like a bit of a wanker neighbourhood but she certainly didn't make it easy for herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 34 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yeah looks like a bit of a wanker neighbourhood but she certainly didn't make it easy for herself. It amazes me how many times we see situations like this in carparks everywhere. Supermarkets are the worst, and I always try to park well-away from any other fucker. They don't give a fuck about slamming doors or crashing their poxy trolleys into your motor either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 I always just nick a disabled space at my local Tesco, seeing as they've got about forty spread wither side of the main path away from the doors the ones at the end are always free and no cunt has ever said anything. The Morrisons I just park as far away from the hassle as possible and use these things called legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I always just nick a disabled space at my local Tesco, seeing as they've got about forty spread wither side of the main path away from the doors the ones at the end are always free and no cunt has ever said anything. The Morrisons I just park as far away from the hassle as possible and use these things called legs. Agreed. The shoppers can't even push a fucking trolley straight, let alone drive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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