Eddie Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Sometimes it's easy to spot people you are best off avoiding. Any adult that wears a badge is a prime example, also adults in full football kits tick all the boxes. Jeremy Hunt in a bell end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sometimes it's easy to spot people you are best off avoiding. Any adult that wears a badge is a prime example, also adults in full football kits tick all the boxes. Jeremy Hunt in a bell end. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Does that include name badges? I certainly hope so. People who wear them are lowlife cretinous cunts. Punky knows that from experience. Folding towels, clearing loo clogs, and pouring aftershave into the hands of the homo golf club members after taking repeated rectal ravishings, requires a name badge so they can get him fired by name on their way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 I find any cunt with a string of onions round their neck, riding a bike, wearing a beret and in a blue striped shirt whilst getting bummed by an SS trooper in the Place de Concorde on his all White French Battle Flag are best avoided Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 32 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Does that include name badges? I certainly hope so. People who wear them are lowlife cretinous cunts. Punky knows that from experience. Folding towels, clearing loo clogs, and pouring aftershave into the hands of the homo golf club members after taking repeated rectal ravishings, requires a name badge so they can get him fired by name on their way out. I bet Punkers' favourite is the rusty sheriff's badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, Manky said: I find any cunt with a string of onions round their neck, riding a bike, wearing a beret and in a blue striped shirt whilst getting bummed by an SS trooper in the Place de Concorde on his all White French Battle Flag are best avoided What year exactly do you think this is? Or do you believe that you are living in an episode of Allo Allo? That Herr Flick, eh? that one's best avoided too. Don't want him getting his hands on the Fallen Maddonna wiv ze big boobies. I find that anyone from Manchester is also best avoided before they drone on about football or the period of 10 seconds when music from that hellhole was popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 24 minutes ago, Spanky said: What year exactly do you think this is? Or do you believe that you are living in an episode of Allo Allo? That Herr Flick, eh? that one's best avoided too. Don't want him getting his hands on the Fallen Maddonna wiv ze big boobies. I find that anyone from Manchester is also best avoided before they drone on about football or the period of 10 seconds when music from that hellhole was popular. I like to use fluid stereotypes so the French can be slagged off from Crecy, Agincourt, Verdun, all of WW2, Eban Emael and Brexit, all to a background track provided by 10cc, The Hollies, The Beegees, Oasis, Stone Roses, Morrissey, Happy Mondays and James. So fuck off you knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I like to use fluid stereotypes so the French can be slagged off from Crecy, Agincourt, Verdun, all of WW2, Eban Emael and Brexit, all to a background track provided by 10cc, The Hollies, The Beegees, Oasis, Stone Roses, Morrissey, Happy Mondays and James. So fuck off you knob. You didn't even mention Joy Division, which was the only good one you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, Spanky said: You didn't even mention Joy Division, which was the only good one you cunt. Alberto y los trios paranoias were head and shoulders above the rest when it came to hair grooming products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Currently indisposed, but rest assured I'll be revisiting this nom later. Once I've had a few pints, a couple of glasses of wine, several shorts and a joint or three, I'll add a few pointers later. Baseball caps will get a mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Twenty somethings who grow beards that make them look like Cairn Terriers, to be avoided, unless you're a tower sniper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Man bun...beard. .tattoos. ..any one of them is the mark of a cunt..best avoided unless you're in a tracked vehicle Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Cunts that shave their chest and leave the top 3 buttons of their shirts unfastened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Anyone with no avatar, that signs their name at the end of every single post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Does that include name badges? I certainly hope so. People who wear them are lowlife cretinous cunts. Punky knows that from experience. Folding towels, clearing loo clogs, and pouring aftershave into the hands of the homo golf club members after taking repeated rectal ravishings, requires a name badge so they can get him fired by name on their way out. Do you think he gets to handle new members? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Cunts that shave their chest and leave the top 3 buttons of their shirts unfastened. Like Katie Price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: I bet Punkers' favourite is the rusty sheriff's badge. Which he keeps tucked away in his rusty balloon knot! repeated insertion and removal are his favourite activities. 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you think he gets to handle new members? Probably not, but one of the benefits of membership, they do get to handle him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Currently indisposed, but rest assured I'll be revisiting this nom later. Once I've had a few pints, a couple of glasses of wine, several shorts and a joint or three, I'll add a few pointers later. Baseball caps will get a mention. So you're out on Canal st.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Compulsive bare faced liars and those who distort the truth for their own benefit usually at the cost of others might as well be wearing a badge as anyone with any sense can spot them a mile off. One of these best avoided shit for brains nut job cunts crossed my path recently and caused unspeakable damage to the harmony at Castle Gobbler. All I want to do now is stick a lapel badge in her eye and bury the cunt at the bottom the garden. Cunt. Oh, and when I was a kid I I used to love collecting pin badges of a certain character with thick lips and curly hair that came with jam jars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: Anyone with no avatar, that signs their name at the end of every single post. You have tattoos ...don't ya... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Compulsive bare faced liars and those who distort the truth for their own benefit usually at the cost of others might as well be wearing a badge as anyone with any sense can spot them a mile off. One of these best avoided shit for brains nut job cunts crossed my path recently and caused unspeakable damage to the harmony at Castle Gobbler. All I want to do now is stick a lapel badge in her eye and bury the cunt at the bottom the garden. Cunt. Oh, and when I was a kid I I used to love collecting pin badges of a certain character with thick lips and curly hair that came with jam jars. You mean the Golliwog.Let's not get all poofy here Gobbers. It was and shall remain a Golliwog. No racism,no getting offended on someone else's behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Snatch said: You mean the Golliwog.Let's not get all poofy here Gobbers. It was and shall remain a Golliwog. No racism,no getting offended on someone else's behalf. Thanks for the slap Snatch. You may just have saved me from becoming Tim Farron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 13 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Compulsive bare faced liars and those who distort the truth for their own benefit usually at the cost of others might as well be wearing a badge as anyone with any sense can spot them a mile off. One of these best avoided shit for brains nut job cunts crossed my path recently and caused unspeakable damage to the harmony at Castle Gobbler. All I want to do now is stick a lapel badge in her eye and bury the cunt at the bottom the garden. Cunt. Oh, and when I was a kid I I used to love collecting pin badges of a certain character with thick lips and curly hair that came with jam jars. ....certain character with thick lips and curly hair that came with jam jars! I didn't know you are a fan of Jeremy Clarkson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: ....certain character with thick lips and curly hair that came with jam jars! I didn't know you are a fan of Jeremy Clarkson! I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: I see what you did there. Jam Jars=cars. Bit of cockney slang there. Do wot? You 'aving a bubble barf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jam Jars=cars. Bit of cockney slang there. Do wot? You 'aving a bubble barf? Which cocker-nee cunt was it that said "ferty free farsund fevvers in a frush's froat mate"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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