Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 No, not that shagger golf cunt, but the big bastard feline at that shitey zoo down in England somewhere. Apparently it is a 'freak accident' when an apex predator does the precise thing it is genetically hardwired to do. We've moved on from trying to get them to ride unicycles and play banjos, but zoos are still fundamentally stupid places. We pretend they have some sort of educational purpose, but really they are the last remnants of the work carried out by heavily coked up Victorian-era gentlemen who set off to 'cadge' the biggest bastard animals from the furthest reaches of the empire. Arrogant, foolish places. Zoos nowadays seem to exist to give butch, socially stilted women in green or blue polo-shirts a vague sense of importance. And have horribly expensive gift shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 THEY'RE GRRRRREAT Panzerknacker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: No, not that shagger golf cunt, but the big bastard feline at that shitey zoo down in England somewhere. Apparently it is a 'freak accident' when an apex predator does the precise thing it is genetically hardwired to do. We've moved on from trying to get them to ride unicycles and play banjos, but zoos are still fundamentally stupid places. We pretend they have some sort of educational purpose, but really they are the last remnants of the work carried out by heavily coked up Victorian-era gentlemen who set off to 'cadge' the biggest bastard animals from the furthest reaches of the empire. Arrogant, foolish places. Zoos nowadays seem to exist to give butch, socially stilted women in green or blue polo-shirts a vague sense of importance. And have horribly expensive gift shops. You are Caroline Lucas and I claim my free maiming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are Caroline Lucas and I claim my free maiming. Rawrrrrr..... xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Who'd have thought eating Frosties for years would develop a taste for lesbian flesh (I'm guessing - not that's it relevant - but I'm a cunt, and why I post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 She wasn't a survivor then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, Neil said: She wasn't a survivor then? No. But I hear she tasted grrrrreat! Fuck. Panzy beat me to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 I wonfer whether Punker's has "bagged" any tigers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, Neil said: She wasn't a survivor then? Survivor. Eye of the tiger. Very good. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Zoos nowadays seem to exist to give butch, socially stilted women in green or blue polo-shirts a vague sense of importance. And have horribly expensive gift shops. Just like Edinburgh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Just like Edinburgh The whole city? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Zoos are horrible cunts. Animals belong in the wild. I'd quite happily go to a zoo however, if paedos, dole cheats or welsh were feed to the predators. Imagine Neil Kinnock being ripped to shreds by a pack of ravenous hyenas or pulled in half by two enormous crocs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Zoos are horrible cunts. Animals belong in the wild. I'd quite happily go to a zoo however, if paedos, dole cheats or welsh were feed to the predators. Imagine Neil Kinnock being ripped to shreds by a pack of ravenous hyenas or pulled in half by two enormous crocs Or ripped in half by two enormous cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Zoos are horrible cunts. Animals belong in the wild. I'd quite happily go to a zoo however, if paedos, dole cheats or welsh were feed to the predators. Imagine Neil Kinnock being ripped to shreds by a pack of ravenous hyenas or pulled in half by two enormous crocs Ratty is now visualising a hyena being pulled apart by a pack of ravenous Neil Kinnocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Or ripped in half by two enormous cocks. Whatever float your boat old man, not my scene but I'm sure there's plenty of similar stuff on the interweb, jolly good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty is now visualising a hyena being pulled apart by a pack of ravenous Neil Kinnocks. Im visualising ratters with a parsnip (or banana) shoved up his arse as an underfed tiger approaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I wonfer whether Punker's has "bagged" any tigers? Magistrates have forbidden him from getting closer than 30 feet from any animal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The whole city? Yes .. just like all the other touristy places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 18 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I wonfer whether Punker's has "bagged" any tigers? Dunno, but I bet Tiger has t-bagged Punkers into getting Wood.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 32 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Dunno, but I bet Tiger has t-bagged Punkers into getting Wood.... An old colonel lived at one of the big houses along Crewe Road in Haslington back in the 1960s. In his drawing room was a tiger's head and other trophies mounted on the wall. He had spent most of the 1920s and 30s in India and claimed to have bagged 6 tigers. After he died and the house and contents were sold the tiger trophy and his collection of trout and carp etc turned out to be a fakes. I suppose that most large villages back then had at least one such character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Paw safety standards I must say. Makes you paws for thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 11 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Paw safety standards I must say. Makes you paws for thought. Oooo... put your claws away... ...said the vet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Oooo... put your claws away... ...said the vet... Could have thought have something better than that to say ding, something to get our teeth into, now go away with your tail between your legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Could have thought have something better than that to say ding, something to get our teeth into, now go away with your tail between your legs. You fucking great pussy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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