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Guest Lady Penelope
14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sorry. Didn't mean to be insensitive to the horrors you endured. I now realise that my near miss with the Luftwaffe pales into insignificance compared to the nuclear Armageddon that so nearly claimed your life. Perhaps the American government could formally apologise and offer you some compensation?

Stick Insects never have a dad.

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17 hours ago, Spanky said:

Swans are the only creature allowed to eat the Queen, although they refrain from doing so because she tastes of a mixture of Benson & Hedges and gin. Or was that her mum?

I'd guess it's probably more of a smoked salmon affair when dining at Liz's Y. 

 

RIP Mike Dwarf. Gone, and always despised. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 minute ago, Snowflake said:

Just dont be dropping your batcum or your guano round me im sure the nurse will clean you up in the morning.

I am clean .. I put it in bat poo bags.

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