Guest Ollyboro Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) The British electorate is what? A little under 50 million? The N.Ireland electorate is what? 1.5 million? Look it up yourself. Why the fuck should I do it, just to back my own argument up? You lazy cunts. Anyhow, how can it be right for a party who 95% of the fucking country can't even vote for to hold the balance of power? And what about the useless cunts who can't even put an X in the box correctly? Cunts who vote for more than one candidate? Fuck me, how fucking retarded do you have to be before you get your fucking voting rights removed? The returning officer should name and shame these thick cunts. "Mr Spunkrape, from Wrexham, was too thick to spell X correctly. He also spoilt his ballot paper by covering it in jizz. Not his own." Edited June 9, 2017 by Ollyboro Further thoughts, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PANZER MURPHY Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 The D.U.P are a lovely bunch of bigots I'm sure tessy will enjoy working with them Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: The D.U.P are a lovely bunch of bigots I'm sure tessy will enjoy working with them Panzerknacker The Dopey Unionist Porpoises? She'll have a whale of a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The Dopey Unionist Porpoises? She'll have a whale of a time. Europe on one side of table. .tessy and arleen on the other. .what could possibly go wrong Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: Europe on one side of table. .tessy and arleen on the other. .what could possibly go wrong Panzerknacker The table ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: The table ? OK. ..Orange crate Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Anybody else see May's speech outside No 10. Absolute bollocks, and she had to talk very loudly to be heard over the noise from a HELICOPTER hovering overhead. The first thing she wants to do next week is place stricter controls on people like Ape, and his stupid hobby. lol.....fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 17 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Anybody else see May's speech outside No 10. Absolute bollocks, and she had to talk very loudly to be heard over the noise from a HELICOPTER hovering overhead. The first thing she wants to do next week is place stricter controls on people like Ape, and his stupid hobby. lol.....fuck off I thought MAY and HAMMOND as PM and Chancellor would be a good team....but they belong back on Top Gear. She is turning out to be a completely empty vessel. Weak, undecided, out of touch, can't even beat Corbyn..... who is the worst candidate since Jeremy Foot. we all await the emergence of .....Boris ! then we can have our own Maverick Clown as leader....just like America, Italy, North Korea, Russia, Argentina, FIFA and Liverpool,FC. All of them top cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 19 hours ago, Ollyboro said: The British electorate is what? A little under 50 million? The N.Ireland electorate is what? 1.5 million? Look it up yourself. Why the fuck should I do it, just to back my own argument up? You lazy cunts. Anyhow, how can it be right for a party who 95% of the fucking country can't even vote for to hold the balance of power? And what about the useless cunts who can't even put an X in the box correctly? Cunts who vote for more than one candidate? Fuck me, how fucking retarded do you have to be before you get your fucking voting rights removed? The returning officer should name and shame these thick cunts. "Mr Spunkrape, from Wrexham, was too thick to spell X correctly. He also spoilt his ballot paper by covering it in jizz. Not his own." In total, the Conservatives won 13,650,918 votes, compared to Labour’s 12,858,644. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 The DUP got 292,316 votes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 17 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Anybody else see May's speech outside No 10. Absolute bollocks, and she had to talk very loudly to be heard over the noise from a HELICOPTER hovering overhead. The first thing she wants to do next week is place stricter controls on people like Ape, and his stupid hobby. lol.....fuck off I'm more interested in stricter controls being placed on your use of oxygen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Anybody else see May's speech outside No 10. Absolute bollocks, and she had to talk very loudly to be heard over the noise from a HELICOPTER hovering overhead. The first thing she wants to do next week is place stricter controls on people like Ape, and his stupid hobby. lol.....fuck off It wasn't a helicopter .. it was Spunker's breaking the sound barrier as he waved his chopper around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 7:56 AM, The Lady Penelope said: In total, the Conservatives won 13,650,918 votes, compared to Labour’s 12,858,644. I declare the winner is the blue team of cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I declare the winner is the blue team of cunts Shame that they are now the coalition of chaos that they said we should avoid. Utter fucksticks the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Shame that they are now the coalition of chaos that they said we should avoid. Utter fucksticks the lot of them. I think it's time we replaced parliament and every Saturday night we got Simon cunt and his two teal forehead beardy cunts to host "britains got parliament". Individual MP wannabes could debate in 3 minutes why we should vote for them. Cowel cunt and a couple of other cunts would initially red light them or allow the debate to go to the public audience at home. The two geordy cunts could stand in the wings and discuss how attractive Pritty Patel is on stage, or how nervous the clown act.... boris...is before they go on. Not sure about the role of Amanda slut.....maybe she could give a noshing off to the lucky caller of the public drawn at random. I'd be online all night for that. so who's up next...... it's Jezza from London....he's a militant cunt who wants to discuss getting rid of the defence of the realm to allow for all his magic money tree policies he's promised da youth. He replaces Teresa from Maidenhead who didn't show up like a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Britain's got parliament. ..laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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