Earl of Punkape Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 This is a disgusting habit performed by all sorts of plebs and low lifes.This habit can lead to worms, infections and other hygiene issues. Many people these days seem keen on putting their fingers in orifices that should be off limits.....then fail to wash their hands afterwards........Then bite their nails.... Dirty bastards. People who do this in public should be given a really good slap by health and hygiene Police who would have other responsibilities such as preventing cunts from eating in public.... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is a disgusting habit performed by all sorts of plebs and low lifes.This habit can lead to worms, infections and other hygiene issues. Many people these days seem keen on putting their fingers in orifices that should be off limits.......then bite their nails.......then fail to wash their hands afterwards. Dirty bastards. People who do this in publis should be given a really good slap by health and hygiene Police who would have other responsibilities such as preventing cunts from eating in public.... Fuck off. As opposed to yourself, who bites other men's fingernails as some sort of twisted foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is a disgusting habit performed by all sorts of plebs and low lifes.This habit can lead to worms, infections and other hygiene issues. Many people these days seem keen on putting their fingers in orifices that should be off limits.....then fail to wash their hands afterwards........Then bite their nails.... Dirty bastards. People who do this in publis should be given a really good slap by health and hygiene Police who would have other responsibilities such as preventing cunts from eating in public.... Fuck off. Oh good - another nom from our resident fudge-nudger. What a stupid cunt. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Ratcum (peace be upon him) and his prophet Jelly Tot (sugar be upon him) agree with this. A Ratwah (Rat Law) has been issued and a Ratihad (Rat Holy War) is being planned. Death to nail biters and their lesbian running dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh good - another nom from our resident fudge-nudger. What a stupid cunt. Fuck off. How would you stop people biting their nails ? Please explain...use diagrams where necessary..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 25 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ratcum (peace be upon him) and his prophet Jelly Tot (sugar be upon him) agree with this. A Ratwah (Rat Law) has been issued and a Ratihad (Rat Holy War) is being planned. Death to nail biters and their lesbian running dogs! Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: This is a disgusting habit performed by all sorts of plebs and low lifes.This habit can lead to worms, infections and other hygiene issues. Many people these days seem keen on putting their fingers in orifices that should be off limits.....then fail to wash their hands afterwards........Then bite their nails.... Dirty bastards. People who do this in publis should be given a really good slap by health and hygiene Police who would have other responsibilities such as preventing cunts from eating in public.... Fuck off. Pile........of........shit.......idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: How would you stop people biting their nails ? Please explain...use diagrams where necessary..... Diagrams aside, how do You explain then, the biting of *other men's toenails? *Apologies to Manks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: This is a disgusting habit performed by all sorts of plebs and low lifes.This habit can lead to worms, infections and other hygiene issues. Many people these days seem keen on putting their fingers in orifices that should be off limits.....then fail to wash their hands afterwards........Then bite their nails.... Dirty bastards. People who do this in publis should be given a really good slap by health and hygiene Police who would have other responsibilities such as preventing cunts from eating in public.... Fuck off. I've always bitten me nails. It beats the fuck out of manicuring & polishing the fuckers, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I've always bitten me nails. It beats the fuck out of manicuring & polishing the fuckers, eh. Peasant. You probably have a tapeworm you disgusting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant. You probably have a tapeworm you disgusting cunt. You get tapeworms from eating undercooked pork. Not a bad nom though. A disgusting habit only surpassed by nose picking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Shit. I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: I agree Good. At least youre showing you have some sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: As opposed to yourself, who bites other men's fingernails as some sort of twisted foreplay. I thought he nibbled the cheese of their stinking bishops...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I thought he nibbled the cheese of their stinking bishops...? It would not surprise me if a considerable quantity of fromages de la coq passed his lips at that pretend club for golfers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 26 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I thought he nibbled the cheese of their stinking bishops...? He also nibbles cheese of Bishops bellends you forgot to mention mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: This is a disgusting habit performed by all sorts of plebs and low lifes.This habit can lead to worms, infections and other hygiene issues. Many people these days seem keen on putting their fingers in orifices that should be off limits.....then fail to wash their hands afterwards........Then bite their nails.... Dirty bastards. People who do this in publis should be given a really good slap by health and hygiene Police who would have other responsibilities such as preventing cunts from eating in public.... Fuck off. People who bite their fingernails are filthy fucking cunts. Even worse are people who incessantly pick their fingernails, as if there were some tricky piece of treasure wedged in there rather than residues of shit from their arse. I would like to see that one on Antiques Roadshow... OLD ANTIQUES QUEEN: "Where the devil did you find that fabulous carriage clock?" STUPID OLD MAN: "well it's an interesting story actually, I picked it out from underneath my fingernails in an important meeting a work." OLD ANTIQUES QUEEN: "really, because I found the sister to this clock rammed up my arse." The hygiene police is also a good idea. Fuckweasels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 47 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: He also nibbles cheese of Bishops bellends you forgot to mention mate. I must say Minge, your new avatar is most off-putting. Even though I am beginning to suspect Neil's actually resembles Punkape in real life, I don't for one second believe you are Gary Glitter dressed as a lollipop lady. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 48 minutes ago, Manky said: It would not surprise me if a considerable quantity of fromages de la coq passed his lips at that pretend club for golfers. I hope you were at Tommy Robinson's protest against hate today in Picadilly gardens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 I reluctantly agree, biting nails and nose picking is total shitcunt behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: I hope you were at Tommy Robinson's protest against hate today in Picadilly gardens. As opposed to the commies and ragheads to whom anything British is treated with contempt? I know which side I am on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: You get tapeworms from eating undercooked pork. Not a bad nom though. A disgusting habit only surpassed by nose picking. Or women who chew their own hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Peasant. You probably have a tapeworm you disgusting cunt. That is quite simply out of the question, for I am totally immune to Your gayness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or women who chew their own hair Or foot skin eaters. There's a vid on youtube but its too cringeworthy to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or women who chew their own hair How the fuck do they get down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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