Neil Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 Cocaine,ecstasy and heroin found in her body,anyone feel sorry for the cunt now? Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 Bollox to all that. Did they find any spunk in her sphincter and do you reckon they'll test it for DNA if they do? I'm asking on behalf of a friend. Lots of drugs this one has in it, no? Quote
Eddie Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 21 minutes ago, Neil said: Cocaine,ecstasy and heroin found in her body,anyone feel sorry for the cunt now? No booze? Fucking Light Weight. 1 Quote
Cuntybaws Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 34 minutes ago, Neil said: Cocaine,ecstasy and heroin found in her body,anyone feel sorry for the cunt now? That explains Jar Jar Binks. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 I always hoped that one of the actors would get killed crossing the road for not listening to Lord Vaders instructions. Quote
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Cocaine,ecstasy and heroin found in her body,anyone feel sorry for the cunt now? Jealousy if anything. Makings of a good party right there. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I always hoped that one of the actors would get killed crossing the road for not listening to Lord Vaders instructions. It still amuses me that Lord Vader lost his road safety gig after being nicked for drink driving. Quote
ratcum Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It still amuses me that Lord Vader lost his road safety gig after being nicked for drink driving. Larks aplenty Authoritah. I used to get Dannii Minogue and Darth Vader mixed up. I remember once watching a Star Wars film, expecting a total whiteout splooge fest, when Darth suddenly says "I'm your dad Luke mate" . I zipped up pretty damn quick and no mistake. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Larks aplenty Authoritah. I used to get Dannii Minogue and Darth Vader mixed up. I remember once watching a Star Wars film, expecting a total whiteout splooge fest, when Darth suddenly says "I'm your dad Luke mate" . I zipped up pretty damn quick and no mistake. It's a more common faux pas than you might think Ratty, I used to enjoy a leisurely shuffle whilst watching The Magic Roundabout. Imagine my Dismay when I realised I had inadvertently placed some kids film called Debbie does Dallas in the VHS machine. Now I can no longer get excited watching Ermintrudes big wobbly arse. The whole sorry experience has ruined porn for me. I don't even get aroused watching Teletubbies anymore. Quote
ratcum Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a more common faux pas than you might think Ratty, I used to enjoy a leisurely shuffle whilst watching The Magic Roundabout. Imagine my Dismay when I realised I had inadvertently placed some kids film called Debbie does Dallas in the VHS machine. Now I can no longer get excited watching Ermintrudes big wobbly arse. The whole sorry experience has ruined porn for me. I don't even get aroused watching Teletubbies anymore. Zebedee was never going to get pregnant with that fuckin great big coil up the calamari. Also, he was a bloke Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Zebedee was never going to get pregnant with that fuckin great big coil up the calamari. Also, he was a bloke Talking dirty to me won't help I'm afraid, these days I'm even unmoved by George and Zippy. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Talking dirty to me won't help I'm afraid, these days I'm even unmoved by George and Zippy. Bollocks, you get the 'orn if 80 year old Mavis next door hangs or bloomers out. Try this... Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, you get the 'orn if 80 year old Mavis next door hangs or bloomers out. Try this... Fuckin' 'ell, it's RoboFonda! Quote
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