Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Thought you intellectuals may like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thought you intellectuals may like this. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: You stupid fucking cunt. Explain yourself, 0/10. Disease ridden nancy boy. Oh yes, fuck off frank! Edited June 28, 2017 by Alfie Noakes cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thought you intellectuals may like this. Alfie, did she give you the 'Orn every time she sadi cunt? She's got me ready to rub one out, and the wife is telling me to fuck off to the loo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Alfie, did she give you the 'Orn every time she sadi cunt? She's got me ready to rub one out, and the wife is telling me to fuck off to the loo. You posted that from the loo didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You posted that from the loo didn't you? One handed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Suzie Dent is seriously hot if you are of a certain age and not punkape. She always eclipsed Vorderman for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Suzie Dent is seriously hot if you are of a certain age and not punkape. She always eclipsed Vorderman for me. Carol would be pure filth though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Yeah. The Dent cunt doesn't look like she washes very regularly and always has fucking greasy hair. I can only assume that she goes through a fucking weekly lorry-load of Febreze to keep her sweaty ham curtains fresh and suspect they'll just dangle like a pair of asymmetrical gammon hangers and constantly drip and ooze with her pungent paraurethral fluid. Carol on the other hand, I'd fuck the living piss out of and motorboat the fuck out of her norks until I blackened both eyes. The Dent sow needs set on fire. I want her dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rev said: Yeah. The Dent cunt doesn't look like she washes very regularly and always has fucking greasy hair. I can only assume that she goes through a fucking lorry-load of Febreze to keep her curtains fresh and suspect they'll just dangle like a pair of asymmetrical gammon hangers and constantly drip and ooze with her pungent paraurethral fluid. Carol on the other hand, I'd fuck the living piss out of and motorboat the fuck out of her norks until I blackened both eyes. The Dent sow needs set on fire. I want her dead. Out of likes. Carol is undoubtedly the supreme fuck machine amongst telly tottie, that big grabbable, go-go dancer arse is hypnotic with a tight evening gown wrapped around it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Agreed. Away from the cameras, I have a gut feeling that old Carol is more than dexterous at emptying a bloke's clock-weights and might be a bit of a screamer under the covers; whereas the Dent cunt would have one eye on her thesaurus, while queefing her vaginal halitosis into your face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Rev said: Agreed. Away from the cameras, I have a gut feeling that old Carol is more than dexterous at emptying a bloke's clock-weights and might be a bit of a screamer under the covers; whereas the Dent cunt would have one eye on her thesaurus, while queefing her vaginal halitosis into your face. Carol admitted to enjoying one night stands with younger men. The lucky little bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 35 minutes ago, Rev said: Yeah. The Dent cunt doesn't look like she washes very regularly and always has fucking greasy hair. I can only assume that she goes through a fucking weekly lorry-load of Febreze to keep her sweaty ham curtains fresh and suspect they'll just dangle like a pair of asymmetrical gammon hangers and constantly drip and ooze with her pungent paraurethral fluid. Carol on the other hand, I'd fuck the living piss out of and motorboat the fuck out of her norks until I blackened both eyes. The Dent sow needs set on fire. I want her dead. Rev, your mastery of the language is unparalleled...as is your skill at cunting the fuck out of somebody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rev, your mastery of the language is unparalleled...as is your skill at cunting the fuck out of somebody! We all have much to learn from the good Reverend, the despicable über cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: We all have much to learn from the good Reverend, the despicable über cunt! He's our Archbishop of Cunterbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of likes. Carol is undoubtedly the supreme fuck machine amongst telly tottie, that big grabbable, go-go dancer arse is hypnotic with a tight evening gown wrapped around it. You forgot to mention those cheeks that look like they could suck a cricket ball through a hosepipe.. 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Carol admitted to enjoying one night stands with younger men. The lucky little bastards. I'm younger, send her my way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You forgot to mention those cheeks that look like they could suck a cricket ball through a hosepipe.. I'm younger, send her my way... I'm younger than her too, baggsy first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm younger than her too, baggsy first. Fuck right off, I got dibs in first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fuck right off, I got dibs in first... Bollocks! I've been writing to her for years, and the restraining order's nearly expired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 Fucking hell,some of you cunts need your fucking eyes tested,how you can go on about who you'd prefer to fuck from Cuntdown without mentioning Rachel is fucking beyond me.As Jimmy Carr once said "I'd walk barefoot across hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her".....Id ride it like Dettori on a derby winner ,only id probably fall off after a furlong or so Vorderman is a fucking Rottweiler, Dent would just be fucking grateful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Fucking hell,some of you cunts need your fucking eyes tested,how you can go on about who you'd prefer to fuck from Cuntdown without mentioning Rachel is fucking beyond me.As Jimmy Carr once said "I'd walk barefoot across hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her".....Id ride it like Dettori on a derby winner ,only id probably fall off after a furlong or so Vorderman is a fucking Rottweiler, Dent would just be fucking grateful Spot-on, Neil. They need their eyes testing! 'I'll have A 'B' from the top row please Rachel. And now a 'U' and an 'M'. Thanks. Um... another consonant, an 'S' please, and then an 'E'. I'll finish with an 'X'. Thanks Rache babe! xx.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 51 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Spot-on, Neil. They need their eyes testing! 'I'll have A 'B' from the top row please Rachel. And now a 'U' and an 'M'. Thanks. Um... another consonant, an 'S' please, and then an 'E'. I'll finish with an 'X'. Thanks Rache babe! xx.' Both Neil and yourself are right, Rachel is indeed a goddess, but as we're all over 40 and probably not exactly matinee idol material, it's a case of attempting to keep the fantasy within the realms of prospective attainability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 55 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Spot-on, Neil. They need their eyes testing! 'I'll have A 'B' from the top row please Rachel. And now a 'U' and an 'M'. Thanks. Um... another consonant, an 'S' please, and then an 'E'. I'll finish with an 'X'. Thanks Rache babe! xx.' When I rocked up on CC Dec 14 there was some bell end with a succession of RR avatars, can't fucking remember who it was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Both Neil and yourself are right, Rachel is indeed a goddess, but as we're all over 40 and probably not exactly matinee idol material, it's a case of attempting to keep the fantasy within the realms of prospective attainability. My realistic pre-40 attainability level would have been more suited to a Shakelton-ankled, fat-arsed, sweaty, hairy, makeup-clad Vordermanesque moose anyway. But I think Neil was right to point out Rachel's omission. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When I rocked up on CC Dec 14 there was some bell end with a succession of RR avatars, can't fucking remember who it was? I am confident you can eliminate Punkape immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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