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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
24 minutes ago, Ape said:

Yes, a remote control kids one, with a 1.8 m diameter carbon fibre rotor running at 2000 rpm, with an 8 hp electric motor running at 50 volts and around 120 A. As you say, kids stuff. You are a stupid, alcoholic wanker, Drew. Accept it. Accept it, and fuck off.

lol.

Sounds really impressive Ape. You must be literally fighting the birds off with a shitty stick.

Do you know The Lady P? She's a totally boring sack of shit too.

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8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Sounds really impressive Ape. You must be literally fighting the birds off with a shitty stick.

Do you know The Lady P? She's a totally boring sack of shit too.

 I suppose I'm doing it all wrong. I should become an alcoholic waste of space - that's what the birds really like. 

Lol.

lol.

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37 minutes ago, Ape said:

On a serious note Punkers, what's your opinion of Drew? To me he's clearly an alcoholic waste of oxygen, but I'd appreciate another point of view.

I'll give you an opinion on Drew...... but I value my expert opinion.

Please forward £5000 to 

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or fuck off.

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Guest 'eavensabove
39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No, that was Atlantis. Doug McClure is still down there in his tweed britches.

I think you may find it was the Possiddion Avenchure.

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13 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Fuck off twat.

Lol.

You quickly realised you'd posted a load of fucking nonsense on this occasion, and you corrected it. Please try to be as vigilant with your other posts, as they generally come across as the garbled outpourings of a village idiot.

Lol. Lol.

fuck off.

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11 minutes ago, Ape said:

You quickly realised you'd posted a load of fucking nonsense on this occasion, and you corrected it. Please try to be as vigilant with your other posts, as they generally come across as the garbled outpourings of a village idiot.

Lol. Lol.

fuck off.

You sound more like Drew with every post.....

lol.

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Guest 'eavensabove
29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Doug McClure wasn't in that you fucking fruitloop, Maurice Micklewhite was.

Now, listen 'ere, loopfruit, and listen up good. Many innocent folks drowned on that vessel and are now Moby-Meat at the bottom of the sea, as was McClure & Doug.  Oh, and Micklewhite is a Daisy. 

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13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

This is a curse that most Aussie and yank cunts are inflicted with. If my kids start this shit I'm selling them to the gypsies 

What...you mean you just open your caravan door and shout out to the other travellers....kids for sale...you fucking pikey 

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Guest 'eavensabove
9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you look at that with the terrible mouth and chin covered, it's Kevin Costner. Seriously, try it.

Ha!  If you cover his face, leaving only his mouth, it is Helen Worth - the slag from Corry Street. 

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Guest DingTheRioja
22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Didn't that disappear under water? Or is just wishful thinking on my part. 

A hive of lesbianism is Hebden Bridge, the place is fucking full of them.

Unfortunately they are more of the Ruth Davidson than the Ellen Page variety...

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Guest 'eavensabove
2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Henry Fonda played a brilliant part as the evil psychopath. Grinning as he shot that kid.

I think you mean The Poissoyden Avdenture. 

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