Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would like to torment him in Hannibal Lecter style, convincing him to slice off parts of his face and feed it to his own dogs. He comes joined at the hip with old demented P, so a job lot is on the cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Claw hammer bastard said: He comes joined at the hip with old demented P, so a job lot is on the cards. Would it be possible to get old punkers in and have him read the bible to us while we dissect the two cretins? While he's reading the bible, you can project some nunsploitation porn on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Would it be possible to get old punkers in and have him read the bible to us while we dissect the two cretins? While he's reading the bible, you can project some nunsploitation porn on the wall. Sounds good to me Wiz, get old pissy knickers P dressed in some nuns clothes for extra bonus...Mmm...maybe not as that would make my claw hammers go limp. I'm actually feeling sick at the thought of it. Probably best to just chuck a bin liner over her and get on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, Claw hammer bastard said: Sounds good to me Wiz, get old pissy knickers P dressed in some nuns clothes for extra bonus...Mmm...maybe not as that would make my claw hammers go limp. I'm actually feeling sick at the thought of it. Probably best to just chuck a bin liner over her and get on with it. Soak the hammers in a Viagra solution! Maybe there is a Swedish pump for them? If only Punky were online to clarify that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Soak the hammers in a Viagra solution! Maybe there is a Swedish pump for them? If only Punky were online to clarify that! That's needs to be some solution to get past the P abomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Sally is at peace now .. leave her alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 8 hours ago, Claw hammer bastard said: 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 7 hours ago, Claw hammer bastard said: 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course, we can take it in turns, hammers and machetes. We'll toss a coin for the right to finish the little spasmo. I want to torture the sad cuntbrain first before you finish him off. You two cunts obviously have the measure of Albert the great. His like to post ratio is entirely due to Pen, and therefore irrelevant. I want him dead. What the gracious cunt are you on about Tosso, remove your tongue from P's limb dried up jack and speak some fucking sense. Because Albert is a treble hard bastard. His chocolate starfish has seen more action than Audie Murphy and John Rambo combined. Best not to mess with him, he might tell you that you smell of poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Good morning all, thank you for giving me the most amusing start to a Saturday morning this century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 53 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Good morning all, thank you for giving me the most amusing start to a Saturday morning this century. Surely, at your age, you can’t remember the last century ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Surely, at your age, you can’t remember the last century ? So you can't remember things that happened when you were three or four years old Bludge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Surely, at your age, you can’t remember the last century ? I don't need to remember the last century to have had "the most amusing start to a Saturday morning this century.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I don't need to remember the last century to have had "the most amusing start to a Saturday morning this century.". Slipped up again didn’t you brightboy? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 In what way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 12 hours ago, King Rollo said: D'you think he looks like that guy off the Mr Muscle ads in the '90s? 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You two cunts obviously have the measure of Albert the great. His like to post ratio is entirely due to Pen, and therefore irrelevant. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Brilliant work Al, can you let us know what your thoughts are on Mexican drug cartels ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Claw hammer bastard said: Brilliant work Al, can you let us know what your thoughts are on Mexican drug cartels ? No, I can't, is cartels a new drug? Even my local dealer has not heard of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: No, I can't, is cartels a new drug? Even my local dealer has not heard of it. Have you ever considered finding something better to do with your life than writing fucking drivel like this? There’s not one ounce of humour in anything you post - just drab, dull, tedious shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Have you ever considered finding something better to do with your life than writing fucking drivel like this? There’s not one ounce of humour in anything you post - just drab, dull, tedious shit. No, actually I've nothing better to do, I adore the attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Have you ever considered finding something better to do with your life than writing fucking drivel like this? There’s not one ounce of humour in anything you post - just drab, dull, tedious shit. Precisely. Combined with Pen, an avalanche of dreariness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Precisely. Combined with Pen, an avalanche of dreariness. You blob of phlegm, what makes you so special? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 When was the last time this was on topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: You blob of phlegm, what makes you so special? "Blob of phlegm". Why don't you really push the boat out and call me a 'poo head'. Boring little cunt. You have lowered the entertainment bar on here by several degrees. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: No, I can't, is cartels a new drug? Even my local dealer has not heard of it. You need a new dealer..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When was the last time this was on topic? The first comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 4 hours ago, King Rollo said: I remember in an old viz annual, someone sent in a letter saying " If mr muscle loves the jobs i hate why doesn't he nip upstairs and suck my husband's fat sweaty cock then" or something to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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