Neil Posted July 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Punkape said: How much do you charge them for a gobble ? You would love to live in a big house eh?,anything but that old TV packaging you call home under the fly-over on the M62.If you wank off enough people for a fiver you may still get there but until then any sort of house must seem like a distant dream. Lord Fulford is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 On 13/07/2017 at 0:48 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Vegans are the worst category of cunt Ratty. They sneer and moralise at anyone remotely carnivorous, yet drive cars utilising not only fossil fuels but also tons of plastic and rubber which contains animal fat derivatives in varying proportions. I like to inform them that they kill thousands of tiny creatures every time they walk across grass, and that the materials used in their plastic items were probably carried to the third world factories on the backs of abused starving donkeys. nobgobbler, snatch and wizardsleeve like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: nobgobbler, snatch and wizardsleeve like this I'm rather shocked that you don't. You've never been one to back away from shoving a steak down some vegan twats gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm rather shocked that you don't. You've never been one to back away from shoving a steak down some vegan twats gob. Ratty doesn't like anything. He may never like anything again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty doesn't like anything. He may never like anything again. I think if he got to witness some of his most detested cunts flayed alive, he'd like it. Who wouldn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think if he got to witness some of his most detested cunts flayed alive, he'd like it. Who wouldn't? You and that Eric are fucked up Wizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: You and that Eric are fucked up Wizzo You could try asking admin for a fucked up button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You could try asking admin for a fucked up button. A kid I went to school with had a fucked up belly button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Stacey Dooley Investigates. Listen love, come and investigate my nob with those luscious chops of yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A kid I went to school with had a fucked up belly button. A kid you went to school with had you as a classmate. How did he top himself in the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: A kid you went to school with had you as a classmate. How did he top himself in the end? Hundreds and thousands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: Stacey Dooley Investigates. Listen love, come and investigate my nob with those luscious chops of yours! Stacey Solomon, on the other hand, would presumably get nowhere near the mighty ratcock? Number fourteen on the Baws Scale of "Horse Faced Cunts", and for very good reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacey Solomon, on the other hand, would presumably get nowhere the mighty ratcock? I'd rather pork Moshe Dayan's eye socket. That way I could fuck some sense into him and achieve orgasm at the same time. 2 for 1 bargain eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 11 hours ago, nocti said: If there was ever a resident CC expert on operating vacuum cleaners in the bedroom, it's you Spunks you creepy fucking cunt. I bet the Henry bags you fly tip out of your cardboard 4x4 are like giant fucking spunk bombs. Punkers is sponsored by dyson, Hoover and vialeda to road test their kit via anal insertion the pathetic fucking tramp sucker offerer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 7/14/2017 at 11:57 AM, ratcum said: You and that Eric are fucked up Wizzo Ratters, that might be the nicest thing you've ever posted about me! After a shit weekend and a cuntfest of a day at work, gracias!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 14/07/2017 at 9:18 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Punkers is sponsored by dyson, Hoover and vialeda to road test their kit via anal insertion the pathetic fucking tramp sucker offerer How's your deal with VAGISIL© going Stubbly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: How's your deal with VAGISIL© going Stubbly? Less of the stubbly thanks: I've combined the aforementioned VAGIGEL with veet and a mild dilution of acetic acid and the wooky hole is fungus free a smooth thanks very much Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ratters, that might be the nicest thing you've ever posted about me! After a shit weekend and a cuntfest of a day at work, gracias!! You're not so much a miscarriage of justice as just a miscarriage Wizzo. Go in pieces my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 34 minutes ago, ratcum said: You're not so much a miscarriage of justice as just a miscarriage Wizzo. Go in pieces my friend That explains my excessive disdain for vacuums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 I was going to nominate “bohemian as an excuse for being a scruffy middle class cunt” but I see Neil has already done the business. Was sat next to a three generation family of these insufferable cunts in a cafe this morning. All of them wearing dirty old knitwear, unkempt hair, no deodorant, talking about the benefits of polenta. Their feral long haired home schooled offspring with stupid names who probably still suck on their mother’s sagging tits at 6 years old running around, screaming because their elders don’t believe in negative discipline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I was going to nominate “bohemian as an excuse for being a scruffy middle class cunt” but I see Neil has already done the business. Was sat next to a three generation family of these insufferable cunts in a cafe this morning. All of them wearing dirty old knitwear, unkempt hair, no deodorant, talking about the benefits of polenta. Their feral long haired home schooled offspring with stupid names who probably still suck on their mother’s sagging tits at 6 years old running around, screaming because their elders don’t believe in negative discipline. So you've been to the caff in Dulwich Park then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 On 7/14/2017 at 6:36 PM, ratcum said: I'd rather pork Moshe Dayan's eye socket. That way I could fuck some sense into him and achieve orgasm at the same time. 2 for 1 bargain eh? Moshe has been dead for 37 years Herr Oberst. Are you trying to amuse your thick as shit fanboys or are you going senile you dozy wanker? It’s hard to tell to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Moshe has been dead for 37 years Herr Oberst. Are you trying to amuse your thick as shit fanboys or are you going senile you dozy wanker? It’s hard to tell to be honest. Are you stalking me Jewdy? My comment was over a year ago and I'm much more sophisticated these days. Even you've got to laugh at this photo for comedic stereotype circa Der Sturmer 1939. Apparently the goggle eyed cunt does shopping for someone called nappy and other 'famous' dickheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: Are you stalking me Jewdy? My comment was over a year ago and I'm much more sophisticated these days. Even you've got to laugh at this photo for comedic stereotype circa Der Sturmer 1939. Apparently the goggle eyed cunt does shopping for someone called nappy and other 'famous' dickheads. An interesting photo Herr Oberst. They look like Tom Daly and her husband before they had the “preparing for parenthood” makeover. People swallow such ridiculous shit these days it’s no wonder you are still bashing out your usual propaganda. Frau Merkel can’t really compare with your hero but second referendum Mein Herr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Moshe has been dead for 37 years Herr Oberst. Are you trying to amuse your thick as shit fanboys or are you going senile you dozy wanker? It’s hard to tell to be honest. Good evening Jewdith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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