Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Any woman more than a size 10 is fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Guilty conscience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Not if they're 6ft 4" surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Neil said: Not if they're 6ft 4" surely Dance with me Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Yes Neil. Dance with Frank for fucksakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Not if they're 6ft 4" surely Or the same in width... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Or the same in width... Mmmm! Pork scratchings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Mmmm! Pork scratchings. I still cannot fathom why she's plugged into the mains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I still cannot fathom why she's plugged into the mains. I still cannot fathom why you are permitted to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I still cannot fathom why she's plugged into the mains. Pork doesn't cook itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: Pork doesn't cook itself. That is no pig that you see in front of. you. It's a Beluga, hence the harpoon scars which are on her bikini line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That is no pig that you see in front of. you. It's a Beluga, hence the harpoon scars which are on her bikini line. If that's a Beluga, would you be the one to harvest her caviar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: If that's a Beluga, would you be the one to harvest her caviar? errrrm. I'd be flogging a dead horse. Wrong species. You're thinking of NIcola Sturgeon. Check-out the tuskers gut. She's a Beluga I tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Frank said: Dance with me Neil. I wondered what had happened to Cliff Thorburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I wondered what had happened to Cliff Thorburn. Bill Werbeniuk ate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: I wondered what had happened to Cliff Thorburn. Snooker's mindnumbingly boring, but Thorburn succeeded by actually making it even more boringer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 On Monday, July 17, 2017 at 1:00 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Snooker's mindnumbingly boring, but Thorburn succeeded by actually making it even more boringer. You're only pissed off because women aren't any good at snooker but there is a biological reason for this. Every time a woman clears a table they want to do some washing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 On 16/07/2017 at 0:24 PM, 'eavensabove said: Or the same in width... Should be illegal to get into that state and her enablers should be shot. Anybody else noticed her tits are cross eyed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I think even Judge would bin his sanctimonious self righteous shit and slate this fucking blobby cunt. SALADS you disgusting gelatinous malignancy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 @judgetwi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 On Sunday, July 16, 2017 at 0:24 PM, 'eavensabove said: Or the same in width... I don't know if anyone else has noticed but the dirty slag doesn't appear to have any knickers on. What a fucking cock tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I don't know if anyone else has noticed but the dirty slag doesn't appear to have any knickers on. What a fucking cock tease. Her knickers are integral to her bulk. As is her string vest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 On 16 July 2017 at 0:24 PM, 'eavensabove said: Or the same in width... If you look in the bottom left of picture, it seems she used to have 6 toes on her right foot and one has been hacked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you look in the bottom left of picture, it seems she used to have 6 toes on her right foot and one has been hacked off. She ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: She ate it. Probably whilst suffering hallucinatory fatigue after failing to reach her lunchtime target of 18 thousand calories. "Ooh! Cheesy Wotsit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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