ratcum Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 10 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Tart. It's true I am fruity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: It's true I am fruity Bit crusty, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: It's true I am fruity Saucey, now there's a word you don't much these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're fucked now Roadkill. Tomorrow you'll have his Hattie Jacques of a wife knocking on your door with a plate of cup cakes. I wish you lot would bugger off with these piss taking predictions. I need solutions and I need them now, dammit! The cunt was out driving his fucking RC car around again when I put the bin out. He tried to call me over but I pretended not to hear him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: Bit crusty, too... you and that Eric are still fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: you and that Eric are still fucked up Be careful Eddie owns two Jack Russels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 During my time in the army I had a dishonourable discharge but fortunately wasn't kicked out for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: During my time in the army I had a dishonourable discharge but fortunately wasn't kicked out for it. I am septic about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 13 hours ago, Roadkill said: I wish you lot would bugger off with these piss taking predictions. I need solutions and I need them now, dammit! The cunt was out driving his fucking RC car around again when I put the bin out. He tried to call me over but I pretended not to hear him. Everytime you go out, have earphones in. That way you can make out your listening to music. Learn the words to the 'Horst Wessel Song' and sing it out loud. That way he'll think you're a raving Nazi and leave you well alone. Unless he's a raving nazi. Then you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Everytime you go out, have earphones in. That way you can make out your listening to music. Learn the words to the 'Horst Wessel Song' and sing it out loud. That way he'll think you're a raving Nazi and leave you well alone. Unless he's a raving nazi. Then you're fucked. I'm the only Nazi in the village. Jewdy said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm the only Nazi in the village. Jewdy said. Who was Jewdy? If you don't mind me dragging you screaming into the real world for a moment Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: I wish you lot would bugger off with these piss taking predictions. I need solutions and I need them now, dammit! The cunt was out driving his fucking RC car around again when I put the bin out. He tried to call me over but I pretended not to hear him. I'm rather certain that the next time you go out, and he tries to lure you into another mind-numbing conversation, you can get the message through his thick skull by hurling a molotov cocktail at him, and his fucking poncey RC toy. Have you thought about building a Remote unit more powerful than his, take over his signal, and run the car into a fucking car fire (which you set). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Next time you cut the grass just do what I do,take your knob out of your flies,pull the linings of your pockets inside out and ask him if he'd like to meet your pet elephant,my neighbours all run inside when they hear the Flymo power up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Ugh! What the fuck is this poncy shit?! Fucking love hearts to like?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who was Jewdy? If you don't mind me dragging you screaming into the real world for a moment Ratty. It was Rattys name for judge because he always accused Ratty of being a Nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Snatch said: It was Rattys name for judge because he always accused Ratty of being a Nazi. Thank you. I don't think Ratty is a nazi, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he was created by them in a laboratory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 6 hours ago, Neil said: Next time you cut the grass just do what I do,take your knob out of your flies,pull the linings of your pockets inside out and ask him if he'd like to meet your pet elephant,my neighbours all run inside when they hear the Flymo power up. It's just as well you've got small pockets, otherwise your little party trick wouldn't resemble an elephant in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who was Jewdy? If you don't mind me dragging you screaming into the real world for a moment Ratty. Judge Twi. As someone has mentioned above, he was a Nazi hunter who always had me in his sites. Even funnier, he had a very public meltdown on here, was convinced I had his address and was sending him pamphlets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: Judge Twi. As someone has mentioned above, he was a Nazi hunter who always had me in his sites. Even funnier, he had a very public meltdown on here, was convinced I had his address and was sending him pamphlets. ...were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: Judge Twi. As someone has mentioned above, he was a Nazi hunter who always had me in his sites. Even funnier, he had a very public meltdown on here, was convinced I had his address and was sending him pamphlets. A perpetually offended liberal type then. I never met the cunt, before my time but there are many references. As with someone named Brony Keith. I think we need a hall of fame/shame, where past fruitcakes could be looked up by us Johnny come latelys, perhaps a little section with a selection of their signature type posts and a brief synopsis of corner history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's just as well you've got small pockets, otherwise your little party trick wouldn't resemble an elephant in the slightest. Are you after my cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 20 minutes ago, Neil said: Are you after my cock? I don't think anybody is, Neil, which goes some way to explaining why you fiddle with it so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you. I don't think Ratty is a nazi, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he was created by them in a laboratory. Ratter is quite the opposite. When he was granted one trip on a time travel machine he used it to go back to 1939 and beg hitler not to kill the jews. Adolf stroked his moustache and said "...kill all the jews? Good idea, I hadn't thought of that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Ratter is quite the opposite. When he was granted one trip on a time travel machine he used it to go back to 1939 and beg hitler not to kill the jews. Adolf stroked his moustache and said "...kill all the jews? Good idea, I hadn't thought of that." Messing with the time space continuum is always a tricky business Scotty. That Marty Mcfly almost shagged his mum and became his own father, the silly Oedipally confused cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: ...were you? ...only in his head but I did play along a bit. He was as unstable as a one legged milking stool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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