Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40729398 Residents of a London street are kicking off because they've purchased cars that are longer than their driveways, so they are getting ticketed for obstructing the pavement. Just when you thought they couldn't be any more thick, a Mrs Linda Horwood is quoted as saying "I'm parking my car so close to my house that I'm bashing it every time I park!". JESUS FUCKING WEPT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 English suburban architecture is so uniquely ugly and boring. Anyway, if you live in such a rough area, how can you justify a massive BMW? Dealing drugs perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Presumably you've received a lot of parking tickets, Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: English suburban architecture is so uniquely ugly and boring. Anyway, if you live in such a rough area, how can you justify a massive BMW? Dealing drugs perhaps? Unlike the majority of urban Scotland, which is renowned for its beauty and charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: Unlike the majority of urban Scotland, which is renowned for its beauty and charm. God's own country, Wolfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: English suburban architecture is so uniquely ugly and boring. Anyway, if you live in such a rough area, how can you justify a massive BMW? Dealing drugs perhaps? Have you ever seen the Scottish parliament building? It looks like it was thrown together on a Saturday afternoon by an autistic child armed with giant Lego blocks and a shit imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 I recall the halcyon days of the suburban terrace with quaint little front gardens, winding footpaths and herbaceous borders. We'd go to the Berni Inn every Sunday up in Old Redding and then throw wet paper towels at the windows of the Pakistanis at number 14. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 With the fortune spent on public transport infrastructure in London, to the detriment of the rest of the country, why do people need so many cars there? Most parking tickets are a money raising scam to feed councillors expense accounts. I thwart them with my powers of cycle-fu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 The biggest problem is that most of the families that live in Gants Hill are shall we say 'ahem'......quite tanned and live 10 to a house of which five of the fuckers drive.This has resulted in every cunt demolishing their front wall,digging up their grass and then trying to squeeze a few Datsun,Toyota or Nissans in the space of 200 sq feet.Its time we banned the cunts and got rid of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: Its time we banned the cunts and got rid of them But what about the cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 20 minutes ago, Frank said: I recall the halcyon days of the suburban terrace with quaint little front gardens, winding footpaths and herbaceous borders. We'd go to the Berni Inn every Sunday up in Old Redding and then throw wet paper towels at the windows of the Pakistanis at number 14. Ah, Berni Inns. Prawn cocktail, steak, chips, mushrooms and peas swilled down with a bottle of rose. Fucking awful. Still, sooner 1977 than 2017. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 50 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40729398 Residents of a London street are kicking off because they've purchased cars that are longer than their driveways, so they are getting ticketed for obstructing the pavement. Just when you thought they couldn't be any more thick, a Mrs Linda Horwood is quoted as saying "I'm parking my car so close to my house that I'm bashing it every time I park!". JESUS FUCKING WEPT Linda is obviously the type of fuckwit whose practical ability extends to phoning an electrician and waiting in all day for him to arrive and change the 13 amp fuse in her toaster plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: Have you ever seen the Scottish parliament building? It looks like it was thrown together on a Saturday afternoon by an autistic child armed with giant Lego blocks and a shit imagination. Have you ever seen England, except the 5% that tourists go to? It all looks like this: Or this: Did you get one architect to design every single one of your churches? How are you fucks not perpetually lost whenever you step outdoors? Chorley, Cheltenham or Chichester? Who can say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Linda is obviously the type of fuckwit whose practical ability extends to phoning an electrician and waiting in all day for him to arrive and change the 13 amp fuse in her toaster plug. Nah, Linda is bashing up her car every time she parks because she is a woman. End of. The part of the brain that deals with spatial reasoning is far smaller in woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Nah, Linda is bashing up her car every time she parks because she is a woman. End of. The part of the brain that deals with spatial reasoning is far smaller in woman. And they're shit at snooker because their eyes aren't big enough and their arms are too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: English suburban architecture is so uniquely ugly and boring. Sorry, but Scotland is full of boring two up two down little huts. Even me, in my flatshare with a front room and crippling coke addition, can afford a mortgage on a 12 bed duplex north of the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 47 minutes ago, Neil said: The biggest problem is that most of the families that live in Gants Hill are shall we say 'ahem'......quite tanned and live 10 to a house of which five of the fuckers drive.This has resulted in every cunt demolishing their front wall,digging up their grass and then trying to squeeze a few Datsun,Toyota or Nissans in the space of 200 sq feet.Its time we banned the cunts and got rid of them The families or the cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Manky said: But what about the cars? Im glad someone saw my subliminal message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Wolfie said: Presumably you've received a lot of parking tickets, Eddie. Does your boyfriend enjoy that big bushy beard on his ring piece? Grizzly Adams motherfucker, make sure that barber gets all the dingle berries out of it today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 I wonder how many of the cunts have actually got a dropside kerb that gives them the legal right of access over the footpath with a vehicle or if they've just put a scaffold board in the gutter. Fucking hovel habitating scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 And another fucking thing for the useless fucking BBC reporter. If these hobbit pits were built in the 1940s the bit at the front is a garden, not a fucking driveway and it's been changed to a driveway using shoddily laid crazy paving because lazy cunts need to get the drivers door as close as possible to the front door. And if I was plod, Linda wouldn't have a driving licence if she regularly collides with something as big as a house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: Does your boyfriend enjoy that big bushy beard on his ring piece? Grizzly Adams motherfucker, make sure that barber gets all the dingle berries out of it today. Are you in Norwich today Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 Punker's has no trouble parking his inflatable Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 I've been to Giant's Hill at Cerne Abbas in Dorset .. is that the same place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 7:50 AM, Eddie said: Does your boyfriend enjoy that big bushy beard on his ring piece? Grizzly Adams motherfucker, make sure that barber gets all the dingle berries out of it today. Right now, he's randomly taking on a gang of hoodies in a pub car park, with one of his mates. I'm sure he'll be back soon, with his mate, as the sight of his Rolex draped around the three-pointed star of his Mercedes S-Class, along with the presence of his mate, will undoubtedly intimidate and help hurt a few along the way. I'll ask him when he gets back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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