Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 6 hours ago, Neil said: Dear BDS AKA Bent Dire Shitcunt Allow me to introduce myself,I am the sites resident perv and having just logged on after a 4 day wanking and leching session I find myself having to read some absolute fucking bollocks in every single one of your posts,not one single cunt pic (except your own).I think you will be gone very soon along with the other mongs who came on here all guns blazing and making themselves look like absolute bell ends.The sunshine bus leaves the end of the road about 4.30,please be on it,those windows won't clean themselves Hello Neil, you fuckers just keep on crawling out of the woodwork don't you? Look at your own post, you sorry excuse for a human being, four day break eh? Have you been locked up for stealing pensioners crusty, piss-stained knickers off their clothes line's, you moron? As, looking through your pathetic attempt at a post you don't seem capable of doing anything else. In between wanking sessions you probably just sit in your shit-hole flat practising your window-licking technique. I'm probably being too harsh, you spent all your benefit money on spice didn't you? And in your resulting catatonic state you were pissed & gobbed on by all and sundry including your own fucking three-legged dog. You are, quite obviously, totally brain-dead, you pathetic spice-addled, dog-fiddling good-for-nothing spasmo. Nice to meet you too, Neil, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 34 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I do a totally different job, Tuesday -Friday, 35 hours compressed over four shifts, all I can say is that it's an office job, I start 20:45 Tuesday evening and finish 06:30 Saturday morning, it keeps the Wolf from the front door. I live in the land of the red dragon 😎 Fuck me, BDS, I haven't seen such a poorly received introduction to the Corner since Ian Huntley joined and nominated 'Prick Teasing Pre-Teens'. You appear to be as welcome as Rolf fucking Harris in a birthing pool. Do fancy going for a drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Fuck me, BDS, I haven't seen such a poorly received introduction to the Corner since Ian Huntley joined and nominated 'Prick Teasing Pre-Teens'. You appear to be as welcome as Rolf fucking Harris in a birthing pool. Do fancy going for a drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 21 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: It seems that I was wrong on my post where I subtly accused you of being Frank. Frank is a lot of things but not even he would take the time to type such long and boring repetitive drivel as you seem to be capable of doing nearly every time you touch your keyboard. I expect a long and drawn out reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 28 minutes ago, Snatch said: It seems that I was wrong on my post where I subtly accused you of being Frank. Frank is a lot of things but not even he would take the time to type such long and boring repetitive drivel as you seem to be capable of doing nearly every time you touch your keyboard. I expect a long and drawn out reply. I suspect that he was previously here under the name of Welsh_cunt. The posting style is virtually identical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, scotty said: If that were true baws then you'd know there is an umlaut in Shrödinger. Ever since the Brexit vote, Scotty, I no longer hold with such continental fripperies. Likewise, the Empire may be gone, but it's still fucking Bombay to me. I mean, you'd look like a cunt ordering Mumbai Duck, wouldn't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 32 minutes ago, Snatch said: Frank is a lot of things but not even he would take the time to type such long and boring repetitive drivel as you seem to be capable of doing nearly every time you touch your keyboard. "He made Frank look good". Talk about damning with faint praise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 29 minutes ago, Snatch said: It seems that I was wrong on my post where I subtly accused you of being Frank. Frank is a lot of things but not even he would take the time to type such long and boring repetitive drivel as you seem to be capable of doing nearly every time you touch your keyboard. I expect a long and drawn out reply. Take a long drag on your bong and slip back into your coma you weed dependent arse-hole, don't forget to sign on this week or you'll end up giving blow jobs again for your next fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suspect that he was previously here under the name of Welsh_cunt. The posting style is virtually identical. While he has all the attributes of an angry teenager with autism, I don't think even he's (yet) stooped to the level of Welsh_cunt. In fact, I'd go so far as to say Bds may well be Wc's night shift manager at the office cleaning firm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suspect that he was previously here under the name of Welsh_cunt. The posting style is virtually identical. Hi Cunty, you all moan like fuck about my posts and lecture me about my style, but, have you really looked at your own posts? Either you guys are completely twisted fuck-wits or you're all permanently drugged up to the eye-balls if you think your posts are in anyway cogent and rational, what you guys need to do is take a week off the wacky-baccy and then read your posts again, you will be blown away by how puerile and childish your posts are, you sad fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ever since the Brexit vote, Scotty, I no longer hold with such continental fripperies. Likewise, the Empire may be gone, but it's still fucking Bombay to me. I mean, you'd look like a cunt ordering Mumbai Duck, wouldn't you. I'm with you on that one baws. And all this bollocks about "people of colour"..... what was wrong with good old "slaves"? It's political correctness gone mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Allow me to introduce myself,I am the sites resident perv How very dare you neil, would you care to step outside and discuss that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While he has all the attributes of an angry teenager with autism, I don't think even he's (yet) stooped to the level of Welsh_cunt. In fact, I'd go so far as to say Bds may well be Wc's night shift manager at the office cleaning firm. Considering he works odd hours and claims to be office based, I'm guessing he works at a call centre, probably pestering people overseas due to the time difference, so the lucky cunt has managed to turn his hobby of being annoying into a profession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 49 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Hi Cunty, you all moan like fuck about my posts and lecture me about my style, but, have you really looked at your own posts? Either you guys are completely twisted fuck-wits or you're all permanently drugged up to the eye-balls if you think your posts are in anyway cogent and rational, what you guys need to do is take a week off the wacky-baccy and then read your posts again, you will be blown away by how puerile and childish your posts are, you sad fucks. In your defence you have done the impossible and got all The Corner's disparate factions to agree on a single point. There's normally at least one dissenting voice, but it appears that there is a unanimous agreement that you should kill yourself immediately and without delay. Well done on this momentous achievement, I'll be nominating your corpse for next year's Nobel Peace Prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Considering he works odd hours and claims to be office based, I'm guessing he works at a call centre, probably pestering people overseas due to the time difference, so the lucky cunt has managed to turn his hobby of being annoying into a profession. That's quite a good assessment Cunty, not bad at all! You've got quite an analytical mind for a twisted fuck I'll grant you that. The office i work in is a virtual call centre during the day, our night jobs don't involve calling customers, it's purely PC based spreadsheet work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 45 minutes ago, scotty said: How very dare you neil, would you care to step outside and discuss that? You two should step into my basement dungeon oiled up and ready to go before we decide that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Back door specialist said: That's quite a good assessment Cunty, not bad at all! You've got quite an analytical mind for a twisted fuck I'll grant you that. The office i work in is a virtual call centre during the day, our night jobs don't involve calling customers, it's purely PC based spreadsheet work. So you work a boring and predictable job. It certainly reflects in your posting style. And this is coming from a cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You two should step into my basement dungeon oiled up and ready to go before we decide that one. Should I get the Gimp? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So you work a boring and predictable job. It certainly reflects in your posting style. And this is coming from a cleaner. You shouldn't keep telling people that you're a hitman. I think it's illegal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: PC based spreadsheet work. Got it. You spread shit all over PCs to give cleaners a rewarding and challenging job to do. (For a while I thought spreadsheet might mean an excel type database but then I factored in Welsh illiteracy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You shouldn't keep telling people that you're a hitman. I think it's illegal. Pen's the one you want to look out for. If you search the archives you'll find me securing her services for a job. You don't think Bruce Forsyth died of natural causes, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Pen's the one you want to look out for. If you search the archives you'll find me securing her services for a job. You don't think Bruce Forsyth died of natural causes, did you? I remember the negotiations. Took her a while to complete the job though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember the negotiations. Took her a while to complete the job though. I imagine carrying a Barrett 50. Cal to a suitable sniping perch when also burdened with a zimmer frame had something to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I imagine carrying a Barrett 50. Cal to a suitable sniping perch when also burdened with a zimmer frame had something to do with it. Is it Pen that got hit by a car and it took the fire brigade 4 hours to cut the car out of the wreckage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Hi Cunty, you all moan like fuck about my posts and lecture me about my style, but, have you really looked at your own posts? Either you guys are completely twisted fuck-wits or you're all permanently drugged up to the eye-balls if you think your posts are in anyway cogent and rational, what you guys need to do is take a week off the wacky-baccy and then read your posts again, you will be blown away by how puerile and childish your posts are, you sad fucks. You really need to take long look at you own posts before slagging off others. Anyway,I can't see you lasting too long here. With any luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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