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41 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said:

Tell me Eckers, I never knew him, is this the sort of peurile shit the famously dead Frank used to proffer?

No Bugsy. Frank was, despite being a twisted, malicious little wanker, an intelligent cunt, with occasional flashes of comic genius. This fucker however is at the level of drawing cartoon penises inside the cover of his 'Special School' exercise book, and then sniggering uncontrollably until he soils himself.

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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's been implied that you are that ridiculously stupid cunt Stoops.

I agree.

Only a complete fucking spastic could be responsible for the outpourings of tedious shite that you have produced thus far.

You were previously stupid enough to post a picture of your girlfriend who happened to look like a dead coelacanth that had been sliced by the ghost of Jack the Ripper. What have you got planned next?

I fucking hate you.

Have you got me mixed up with someone else you fuck-wit?

I haven't posted a picture of anyone......yet.

As for tedious shite, take a second look at your own post, it reads like the insane rambling of a piss-head or drug-dependent arse-hole, (you are probably both) you're probably struggling to type, drink and smoke your weed with your one good hand,  you are a pathetic result of premature ejaculation, you should have been strangled at birth but no one had the cojones to do it so here we are, you probably reside in a wheelchair, wallowing in your own faeces and urine while milking the benefits system for all you are worth, why don't you wheel yourself into the kitchen turn on your gas oven and shove your fucking head in it you cunt.

Is that insulting enough for you :D you fucking spasmo 

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Just now, Back door specialist said:

Have you got me mixed up with someone else you fuck-wit?

I haven't posted a picture of anyone......yet.

As for tedious shite, take a second look at your own post, it reads like the insane rambling of a piss-head or drug-dependent arse-hole, (you are probably both) you're probably struggling to type, drink and smoke your weed with your one good hand,  you are a pathetic result of premature ejaculation, you should have been strangled at birth but no one had the cojones to do it so here we are, you probably reside in a wheelchair, wallowing in your own faeces and urine while milking the benefits system for all you are worth, why don't you wheel yourself into the kitchen turn on your gas oven and shove your fucking head in it you cunt.

Is that insulting enough for you :D you fucking spamo

I'm not sure I like your tone. 

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43 minutes ago, Back door specialist said:

Who's number 1 and 2? I'm really disappointed 

Are you serious? The names Welsh_cunt and Stoops were clearly included in the post which you quoted, and you ask me who the other 2 names are. Astounding. The only individual with the ability to take a wind up to this level is Extremecunt, is that you? If it is, this one isn't as good as Chip.

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49 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's been implied that you are that ridiculously stupid cunt Stoops.

I agree.

Only a complete fucking spastic could be responsible for the outpourings of tedious shite that you have produced thus far.

You were previously stupid enough to post a picture of your girlfriend who happened to look like a dead coelacanth that had been sliced by the ghost of Jack the Ripper. What have you got planned next?

I fucking hate you.

Coelacanth! That's a fucking spot on description of Mrs Stoops. Amazing, considering no others have survived above 300 metres. Stoops himself resembled the talking statue from Neil Buchanans' Art Attack, what an amazing couple. I do hope he logs in again soon.

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28 minutes ago, The Beast said:

You don't even like your own offspring, (assuming they are really yours) 

When I tuck them into their fictional beds at night, and stare into their fictional dark eyes whilst helping my fictional wife untangle their fictional nappy hair, I often wonder whether they're really mine too.

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1 hour ago, Back door specialist said:

I use a Samsung tab for this horse-shit, but I guess you guys are probably using clapped-out, drool & spittle covered  laptops, you mong-tards :D

My Dell D505 was state-of-the-art in 2004. And the keyboard is spittle free. I clean it with Dettol wipes every time I've had a wank and use a little USB hoover to keep it free of dust. Jokes on you.

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4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

My Dell D505 was state-of-the-art in 2004. And the keyboard is spittle free. I clean it with Dettol wipes every time I've had a wank and use a little USB hoover to keep it free of dust. Jokes on you.

Do you play Space Quest on it and have a USB coffee mug warmer too?

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14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This fucker however is at the level of drawing cartoon penises inside the cover of his 'Special School' exercise book, and then sniggering uncontrollably until he soils himself.

I have a certain empathy with that. Whenever it's decorating time at home, I never miss the opportunity to grace an internal wall with my rendition of the famous ejaculating cock and balls mural. Mrs. Lugs however, seems oblivious to my artistic leanings in this regard and usually threatens to gut me in my sleep via my anal passageway or something equally heinous lest I omit to remove it sharpish. Fucking philistinette.

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7 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

Already reported ages ago you sad fuck, why don't you take your face for a shit, you pathetic drain on society.

Ages you say?  You truly are a special breed of autist if you believe hours are ages. Of course you really can't be blamed being the end result of four generations of inbreeding. 

STFU now, grown ups are talking. Mind your cater and fuck off to bed you stupid cunt. 

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On 10/09/2017 at 2:05 PM, Manky said:

A new algorithm can ID gays 81% accurately.

I want one. I could weld it to a MLRS and fire it at the Village.

Well this nom seems to have degenerated into a rancid pile of shite. Is this what you were aiming for you weird, bent bastard?

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1 minute ago, Spanky said:

Do you play Space Quest on it and have a USB coffee mug warmer too?

It's on Linux so it doesn't really do games. I used to have some text based games from Steam on it but the wankers got rid of 32-Bit system support. Everything needs to have a dual core processor these days, no respect for classical tech. Back in my day a Pentium 4 was a luxury.

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6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Ages you say?  You truly are a special breed of autist if you believe hours are ages. Of course you really can't be blamed being the end result of four generations of inbreeding. 

STFU now, grown ups are talking. Mind your cater and fuck off to bed you stupid cunt. 

That was posted 8 hours ago, what have you been doing? Washing your hair?

Fuck off you cunt 

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Just now, Back door specialist said:

That was posted 8 hours ago, what have you been doing? Washing your hair?

Fuck off you cunt 

It's called a life. Normally I'd suggest giving it a try, but I'd much rather see you kill yourself. 

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1 minute ago, Back door specialist said:

Who gives a fuck about what you think?

You, clearly. You're trying too hard to impress.

You need to study the Corner. Figure out its ways and build a stratagem around its many ancient rules and traditions before you are considered a cunting master.

Going in guns blazing with petulant, playground-grade insults will only cause you to distance yourself from the comradeship you seek.

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3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You, clearly. You're trying too hard to impress.

You need to study the Corner. Figure out its ways and build a stratagem around its many ancient rules and traditions before you are considered a cunting master.

Going in guns blazing with petulant, playground-grade insults will only cause you to distance yourself from the comradeship you seek.

A very polite and eloquent way of telling him he's a fucking idiot. 

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33 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You, clearly. You're trying too hard to impress.

You need to study the Corner. Figure out its ways and build a stratagem around its many ancient rules and traditions before you are considered a cunting master.

Going in guns blazing with petulant, playground-grade insults will only cause you to distance yourself from the comradeship you seek.

A new avatar for you I suggest, RK.

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