Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I have it on authority (TV guide) that Valdez is coming Ratty, you're an incorrigible cryptic cunt and I just spent the last 10 minutes scouring t'interweb to decipher that. God fucking bless you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Yes, he did. We had violent bum-sex and then I buried him under the patio, thus forever concealing my secret penchant for African men. What the fuck do you think? Your obsession with other people's arses is becoming obvious. While I'm usually happy to see those I dislike rot in a pile of their excrement, I'm actually becoming embarrassed for you. You screaming faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 People with squint eye should be destroyed. We don't need their sort round here I tell you. Here's just some of their crimes: Looking at you when they're not. Not looking at you when they should. Looking fuckin retarded at all times. Well you ocular gorgons, Valdez is coming. Oh yes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 42 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Ratty, you're an incorrigible cryptic cunt and I just spent the last 10 minutes scouring t'interweb to decipher that. God fucking bless you. It was the only Burt Lancaster film I really liked. The pirate one was shit, and so was the one with the budgie, and the swimming pool one. And the one about the spasticated trapeze artist was fucking awful. I should be a film critic, I'd be better than Jonathon Ross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: People with squint eye should be destroyed. We don't need their sort round here I tell you. Here's just some of their crimes: Looking at you when they're not. Not looking at you when they should. Looking fuckin retarded at all times. Well you ocular gorgons, Valdez is coming. Oh yes. Hollywood in General, and Sergio Leone in particular certainly had a fixation with blue eyed Mexicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was the only Burt Lancaster film I really liked. The pirate one was shit, and so was the one with the budgie, and the swimming pool one. And the one about the spasticated trapeze artist was fucking awful. I should be a film critic, I'd be better than Jonathon Ross. Agreed. All Burt Lancaster films are shit and gay, the dimple chinned trapeze swinging arse bandit. Do you think he ever bummed Tony Curtis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just now, BuggerLugs said: Agreed. All Burt Lancaster films are shit and gay, the dimple chinned trapeze swinging arse bandit. The big toothed bastard. Gary Busey's another big-faced cuntbucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The big toothed bastard. Gary Busey's another big-faced cuntbucket. More prolific and a notch up on the Lancaster cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 9 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Agreed. All Burt Lancaster films are shit and gay, the dimple chinned trapeze swinging arse bandit. Do you think he ever bummed Tony Curtis? Against his will, possibly. It would explain the tortured, awful images that Curtis churned out and called 'art'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Against his will, possibly. It would explain the tortured, awful images that Curtis churned out and called 'art'. I always thought Tony was Burt's bitch, they should've done a prison movie..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 8 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: I always thought Tony was Burt's bitch, they should've done a prison movie..... 'The Turd Man Of Alcatraz' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 The only good western ever was The Beverley Hillbillies. Apart from Blazing Saddles and Cry Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was the only Burt Lancaster film I really liked. The pirate one was shit, and so was the one with the budgie, and the swimming pool one. And the one about the spasticated trapeze artist was fucking awful. I should be a film critic, I'd be better than Jonathon Ross. I liked that one where he fucked his mother. "From Here to Maternity". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'The Turd Man Of Alcatraz' god it's like being back on your terrible spack thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hollywood in General, and Sergio Leone in particular certainly had a fixation with blue eyed Mexicans. See, my mule don't like people laughing. Gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: See, my mule don't like people laughing. Gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm gonna tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm gonna tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass. 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: See, my mule don't like people laughing. Gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Those lines would have worked far better if they speeded up the footage and played the benny hill music, imho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 17 hours ago, Wolfie said: You useless, painfully unfunny cunt. Give it a rest. You're utterly shit – and it seems I am not alone in my thoughts. God really was preoccupied with an insufferable hangover the day he forgot to award you any brain cells. Idiot. Wolf, a gentleman like yourself really has no place jousting with mongs like this new batch. Let them kill each other as Darwin would have loved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wolf, a gentleman like yourself really has no place jousting with mongs like this new batch. Let them kill each other as Darwin would have loved Who or what the fuck are these new batch? I sense a Ding in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Who or what the fuck are these new batch? I sense a Ding in the house. They showed up a few days ago now. They mostly come out at night. Mostly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They showed up a few days ago now. They mostly come out at night. Mostly... Errrrm. Indeed. Rather like my wife's teeth then. Edited September 17, 2017 by 'eavensabove adjustments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Errrrm. Indeed. Rather like my wife's teeth then. How bad was this pointless banal comment before you adjusted it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Who or what the fuck are these new batch? I sense a Ding in the house. They'll have you melting down and typing in capitals before the weeks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 45 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Who or what the fuck are these new batch? I sense a Ding in the house. Welcome back, 'eavens. With the sudden influx of flids to CC, the timing of your return is immaculate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 49 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Who or what the fuck are these new batch? I sense a Ding in the house. Definitely no whiff of rioja, eavens. Only a relentless odour of spasticity the like of which we can only muse at in awed bewilderment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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