Snowy Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) So these monstrosity of things ,you spend all day looking for the right one, you want to take down your ikea bed and these cunts dont fit, fuck you .This post hasnt been influenced by the tools trend on here...disclaimer. Edited September 14, 2017 by Snowflake weird influxe of spazs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Is this anywhere near Florida Keys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Neil said: Is this anywhere near Florida Keys? It was until the cunts got flooded now they dont own a house or a key . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So these monstrosity of things ,you spend all day looking for the right one, you want to take down your ikea bed and these cunts dont fit, fuck you .This post hasnt been influenced by the tools trend on here...disclaimer. Sorry but anyone who buys from IKEA fucking deserve it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 A fucking dreadful nomination. Next up, when two buses turn up at once and people who use their phones in the quiet carriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A fucking dreadful nomination. Next up, when two buses turn up at once and people who use their phones in the quiet carriage. errrm thats the point.might want to go and have a look at screwdrivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A fucking dreadful nomination. Next up, when two buses turn up at once and people who use their phones in the quiet carriage. Or when stickers turns up for a fight. Edited September 14, 2017 by Snowflake disclaimer i will not get rattled im an imaginary bin man from Birmingham 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry but anyone who buys from IKEA fucking deserve it. How about stealing from IKEA, gypps? Where does that rate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 I like Allen Keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 28 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I like Allen Keys. I think I dated him once, and his mate, Stanley Knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 27 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I like Allen Keys. Me too. What do you think of torx? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 23 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Me too. What do you think of torx? I miss good old spline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 31 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Me too. What do you think of torx? He's far too "Chelsea Set" .. I think that he's bummed Punker's too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I miss good old spline. Filthy beast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I miss good old spline. I had a poxy Renault that had some form of splined bolts to hold the wheels on .. had to get the AA out to change the wheel when I had a flat tyre because of these stupid bolts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 51 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I had a poxy Renault that had some form of splined bolts to hold the wheels on .. had to get the AA out to change the wheel when I had a flat tyre because of these stupid bolts They're security bolts you thick cunt, to stop nefarious types from having away with your wheels. You're supposed to have a special tool/key for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Gypps would have got them off without a question asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I miss good old spline. Still around ecks, VW Audi etc. still use em a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 53 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Still around ecks, VW Audi etc. still use em a lot. Makes sense, ze Germans vill use ze most efficient fasteners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 6 hours ago, scotty said: How about stealing from IKEA, gypps? Where does that rate? Why would any descerning thief nick furniture you have to build yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why would any descerning thief nick furniture you have to build yourself? Because you can fit more of it in a MK 2 transit when it's flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I think I dated him once, and his mate, Stanley Knife. I am sure Alan Keys taught piano at my school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 27 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I am sure Alan Keys taught piano at my school. That's faintly amusing on several different levels. OK, two. Two different levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's faintly amusing on several different levels. OK, two. Two different levels. Nice to be "sort of" appreciated. Unlike the latest group of newbie's scatter gun of insults approach, I try and think before I post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I am sure Alan Keys taught piano at my school. My piano teacher had a wooden leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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