Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: @Drew P Pissflaps? Manky probably, bumping down an especially high kerb whilst wearing lycra shirts so tight it is an effort to breathe. In my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quincy, Bill has absolutely fucking disgraced himself. However, I've revealed a far worse crime tonight and morally no longer feel that I can continue this line of abuse. Are you OK to carry on from here? I feel morally obliged to pursue all worthy shit to satisfactory conclusion: please expand, and hand me the fucking keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 25 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I feel morally obliged to pursue all worthy shit to satisfactory conclusion: please expand, and hand me the fucking keys. Bill has gone to Bruges and ordered base Leffe, no doubt in a half pint glass. What sort of mad cunt goes to the home of premium high strength beer and orders some shit you could get in a Basildon Wetherspoons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Bill has gone to Bruges and ordered base Leffe, no doubt in a half pint glass. What sort of mad cunt goes to the home of premium high strength beer and orders some shit you could get in a Basildon Wetherspoons? A bullshitting wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: A bullshitting wanker? A shit one at that. If I was going on a fictional trip to Bruges I'd at least order twelve fake pints of 12% Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bill has gone to Bruges and ordered base Leffe, no doubt in a half pint glass. What sort of mad cunt goes to the home of premium high strength beer and orders some shit you could get in a Basildon Wetherspoons? He's fucking gone and done what?! Am I supposed to sit here and take this like some sort of cunt? I'm getting on a plane. Fucking little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Fucking alcoves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He's fucking gone and done what?! Am I supposed to sit here and take this like some sort of cunt? I'm getting on a plane. Fucking little cunt. He went to Malaysia last year. I don't know about you, but I'm always suspicious of the intentions of white heterosexual males who go on excursions to southeast Asia alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 5 hours ago, ratcum said: BDS says this to his twink most nights There is literally only one outcome from this. We dance or we die. Tell rastus his cutting edge humour is no longer needed now the diabolical "decs" is oozing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: He went to Malaysia last year. I don't know about you, but I'm always suspicious of the intentions of white heterosexual males who go on excursions to southeast Asia alone. Indeed, he's seems awfully keen on this "Malaysia". Too keen. What do you imagine- worst case scenario - that he is up to over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: If I was retarded and grew up on a farm, Bruges might impress me. But I wasn't, so it doesn't. As you grew up in the foster system, you must only be impressed by Skegness and Morecambe Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Bill. Answers. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Indeed, he's seems awfully keen on this "Malaysia". Too keen. What do you imagine- worst case scenario - that he is up to over there? @William T.D. Stickers explain yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Indeed, he's seems awfully keen on this "Malaysia". Too keen. What do you imagine- worst case scenario - that he is up to over there? He's sitting in a bar in KL gazing at the towers and thinking about 9/11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He's fucking gone and done what?! Am I supposed to sit here and take this like some sort of cunt? I'm getting on a plane. Fucking little cunt. I wouldn't trust the assertions of a man posting from the Centre Parcs Wifi. That goes without saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: @William T.D. Stickers explain yourself. Deleted due to Snatch being a grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 42 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: As you grew up in the foster system, you must only be impressed by Skegness and Morecambe Bay. Bill, these mysterious trips .... What are you up to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I wouldn't trust the assertions of a man posting from the Centre Parcs Wifi. That goes without saying. I would hesitate at the proclamations of a half pint piss drinking dodgy-malay-trip cunt. You had better shape up sonny Jim . Cheap wife looking fucker, the game is up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: @William T.D. Stickers explain yourself. Sort this cunt out. I'm not at all sure who he thinks he is, but the attitude is sub par- like he owns the fucking place - zero respect in the correct areas, and insolent to boot. Fucker thinks he has some sort of licence. Stickers! Look sharp! Your days of tromboning about are done: it's time to pay the fucking conductor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Silence from the Stickers camp. A guilty silence. At this point in this sordid matter, your story had better be out-fucking-standing. Over there to secure a major organ transplant for a loved one; working for a charity digging village sewers with your bare hands; receiving wisdom from an ancient council of monks. It had better be fucking up there. Now you're in "Belgium". They've had their problems; I hope you have not been adding to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Silence from the Stickers camp. A guilty silence. At this point in this sordid matter, your story had better be out-fucking-standing. Over there to secure a major organ transplant for a loved one; working for a charity digging village sewers with your bare hands; receiving wisdom from an ancient council of monks. It had better be fucking up there. Now you're in "Belgium". They've had their problems; I hope you have not been adding to them. I was going to explain myself, then I remembered estate agents should only speak when spoken to. You forget your lowly station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Eddie said: jesus snatch, the joke was you considered there to be 'big words' in a childrens remedial book. How do you make it through the day without seriously injuring yourself? Getting to you am I? 18 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: How do you know he doesn't? I've always imagined Snatch to be the kind of dunce that steps on pitchforks all the time. I should think your fairly handy with a pitchfork what with you being a hillbilly type of six fingered country boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 11 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Deleted due to Snatch being a grass. Here we go again with the schoolyard bollocks. What is it this time you boring idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Getting to you am I? He's rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't, I was highlighting the fact that those who commit these acts of terrorism have been allowed to do so by an inadequate system of policing which seems happier to clear up the mess afterwards than prevent it from happening in the first place. Eric do you think the board will ever witness a Stickers/Cuntman hearty debate where you're not shat out the other end in total humiliation? Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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