Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 One of the downsides of living in the fine city of Manchester is having to run the gauntlet of aggressive beggars whenever you visit the city centre. You see them getting dropped off in the city centre by their gang masters or driving in and parking up (in one case in a pretty new BMW). There is a beggar who reportedly commutes from that there London. As the local council seems unwilling to take any action to alleviate the problem, I am putting together an action plan. This involves flamethrowers, cattle prods and steel toecapped boots. The days of kid gloves are over and it is no more Mr nice guy Manky. Once the scrounging cunts have been suitably shown the error of their ways and given a dose of re-education, they can be dropped off on Canal Street, stark bollock naked and sprayed with Eau Dr Julian Clary. No doubt, when they are full, the resident benders will drown them in the local canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 There is a simple solution to this problem. Don't give them any fucking money. Those smart fuckers down in that London have already cottoned onto this and that is why the begging cunts are travelling further afield to seek out a new set of thick wankers to obtain money from. We occasionally kill ours in Norwich which seems to keep the rest on their toes and in the right position in the gutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: There is a simple solution to this problem. Don't give them any fucking money. Those smart fuckers down in that London have already cottoned onto this and that is why the begging cunts are travelling further afield to seek out a new set of thick wankers to obtain money from. We occasionally kill ours in Norwich which seems to keep the rest on their toes and in the right position in the gutter. There's a slightly more complex 'Final Solution' - but infinitely more appealing: Move away from Manchester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: There's a slightly more complex 'Final Solution' - but infinitely more appealing: Move away from Manchester Fuck off. That is not an option. When good men do nothing, evil will win so now we need rough men to do naughty things so decent people can sleep safely in their beds at night. Or we could use the Kraut pattern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: One of the downsides of living in the fine city of Manchester is having to run the gauntlet of aggressive beggars whenever you visit the city centre. It's especially a cunt in these damp autumn months when it can take a whole box of Swan Vestas just to get the scrounging fuckers alight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's especially a cunt in these damp autumn months when it can take a whole box of Swan Vestas just to get the scrounging fuckers alight. The cost of fucking petrol doesn't help. Even the beggars with the BMW'S are finding it tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Fucking hell, does nobody go to a hardware store or DIY megastore to buy axe handles or wood maul handles??? Cheap, and very easy to use, and able to crack even the thickest of skulls, like is commonly found in Manchester! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 again it falls to the wise people of Wolverhampton to come up with a remedy to this social problem. The Wolves solution is to make as many people unemployed as possible and those few essential people that are in employment are paid a below minimum wage to keep them mean and lean, Thus we now actually have more beggars than people who can contribute to them. Technically it has not solved the begging issue but at least they don't feel stigmatized anymore, I hope that this Winter is a cold and bitter one, that should thin the herd a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 30 minutes ago, luke swarm said: again it falls to the wise people of Wolverhampton to come up with a remedy to this social problem. The Wolves solution is to make as many people unemployed as possible and those few essential people that are in employment are paid a below minimum wage to keep them mean and lean, Thus we now actually have more beggars than people who can contribute to them. Technically it has not solved the begging issue but at least they don't feel stigmatized anymore, I hope that this Winter is a cold and bitter one, that should thin the herd a bit. If we all burn the large new appliance boxes, they'll have no shelter for under their bridge(s)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If we all burn the large new appliance boxes, they'll have no shelter for under their bridge(s)! There goes punkers landrover then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: There goes punkers landrover then! Hopefully, a catastrop-hic chain reaction of fires will wipe out his entire faggoty fucking box council! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's especially a cunt in these damp autumn months when it can take a whole box of Swan Vestas just to get the scrounging fuckers alight. Easier in the old days when rotgut cider wasn't as readily available and any vagrant worth his salt would be partially soaked in methylated spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Old mankers was rather slippery in his wording. I feel he may have deliberately left out the word MANY before downsides of living in Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Old mankers was rather slippery in his wording. I feel he may have deliberately left out the word MANY before downsides of living in Manchester. Bollocks. Another thing I neglected to mention is the fact most of these beggars are English. I rang the council to talk about this but they were too busy setting up a free circular bus service from Manchester Airport to the benefits office, local GP registration and brand new 6 bedroom housing estates with the timetable printed in 87 languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Bollocks. Another thing I neglected to mention is the fact most of these beggars are English. I rang the council to talk about this but they were too busy setting up a free circular bus service from Manchester Airport to the benefits office, local GP registration and brand new 6 bedroom housing estates with the timetable printed in 87 languages. I particularly despise the ones where squiggly lines represent actual letters and numbers. I don't go to Japan and expect the japs to learn English for my benefit. I learn the basics of the language before I travel. I find it somewhat offputting we are not afforded the same basic courtesy. Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I particularly despise the ones where squiggly lines represent actual letters and numbers. I don't go to Japan and expect the japs to learn English for my benefit. I learn the basics of the language before I travel. I find it somewhat offputting we are not afforded the same basic courtesy. Cunts! I am a great believer of having a working knowledge of the local lingo to facilitate communication with the natives. As my passport ran out in 1986, I can believe what the fuck I want without practising my wise words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 26 minutes ago, Manky said: I am a great believer of having a working knowledge of the local lingo to facilitate communication with the natives. As my passport ran out in 1986, I can believe what the fuck I want without practising my wise words. The first thing we learn before traveling abroad is how to call the locals a stupid fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The first thing we learn before traveling abroad is how to call the locals a stupid fucking cunt! Quite right too. Luckily for me, most speak some English in Stockport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Manky said: One of the downsides of living in the fine city of Manchester.... There are no upsides. Except maybe the MOSI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: There are no upsides. Except maybe the MOSI. The National Football Museum. Oops, your lot don't play football, do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Manky said: One of the downsides of living in the fine city of Manchester is having to run the gauntlet of aggressive beggars whenever you visit the city centre. You see them getting dropped off in the city centre by their gang masters or driving in and parking up (in one case in a pretty new BMW). There is a beggar who reportedly commutes from that there London. As the local council seems unwilling to take any action to alleviate the problem, I am putting together an action plan. This involves flamethrowers, cattle prods and steel toecapped boots. The days of kid gloves are over and it is no more Mr nice guy Manky. Once the scrounging cunts have been suitably shown the error of their ways and given a dose of re-education, they can be dropped off on Canal Street, stark bollock naked and sprayed with Eau Dr Julian Clary. No doubt, when they are full, the resident benders will drown them in the local canal. Where is Punker's when you need him '.. shit that's how he makes a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 42 minutes ago, Manky said: Oops, your lot don't play football, do they? Heterosexual men? No, we don't play football. What's it like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Heterosexual men? No, we don't play football. What's it like? Apparently it's like having a shit backwards, or did you mean football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently it's like having a shit backwards, or did you mean football? Applies to both, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Applies to both, right? I think so, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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