Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 I have been trying to read my household insurance policy but it is an absolute cunt because of the small print. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 i imagine its not as much of a cunt as a small penis. Perhaps Frank can confirm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Buy a fuckin' magnifying glass you skinflint cunt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 On 10/17/2017 at 9:12 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: i imagine its not as much of a cunt as a small penis. Perhaps Frank can confirm. I have a small penis, but that's ok, I only fuck women with tight cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 On 17/10/2017 at 8:32 AM, Lady Penelope said: I have been trying to read my household insurance policy but it is an absolute cunt because of the small print. I believe there is a pub in Portsmouth that is compelled, by local by-law, to be insured against being damaged by ships striking it. I didn't want to post this but I know how much Decimus enjoys trivia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: I believe there is a pub in Portsmouth that is compelled, by local by-law, to be insured against being damaged by ships striking it. I didn't want to post this but I know how much Decimus enjoys trivia I assume that you were fed this quite interesting fact at the end of Stephen Fry's enraged and engorged cock, you horrible old faggot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I assume that you were fed this quite interesting fact at the end of Stephen Fry's enraged and engorged cock, you horrible old faggot? You can fuck right off with that crap. If Stephen Fry set foot in Manchester, I would move to Norfolk. I detest the cunt with such a passion that living in your shanty town would be preferable to living in an adjacent post code to that faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Pen, there is small print to everything. Just ignore it! Especially the small print to your Dignitas contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Manky said: You can fuck right off with that crap. If Stephen Fry set foot in Manchester, I would move to Norfolk. I detest the cunt with such a passion that living in your shanty town would be preferable to living in an adjacent post code to that faggot. The fat cunt Stephen Fry is hugely anti.catholic and rails against the Church’s stance on homosexuality whilst pointing out that very few gay men actually sodomise each other. We can assume from this that the AIDS epidemic was brought about by infected rogue chimpanzees breaking into gays houses,chloroforming them and fucking them without a condom whilst they were asleep......... Lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: The fat cunt Stephen Fry is hugely anti.catholic and rails against the Church’s stance on homosexuality whilst pointing out that very few gay men actually sodomise each other. We can assume from this that the AIDS epidemic was brought about by infected rogue chimpanzees breaking into gays houses,chloroforming them and fucking them without a condom whilst they were asleep......... Lol. Fuck off. If he is anti catholic he can't be all bad. He is a fat poof so he must be bad. He is one arrogant bastard and not ever meeting him is high on my super bucket list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: The fat cunt Stephen Fry is hugely anti.catholic and rails against the Church’s stance on homosexuality whilst pointing out that very few gay men actually sodomise each other. We can assume from this that the AIDS epidemic was brought about by infected rogue chimpanzees breaking into gays houses,chloroforming them and fucking them without a condom whilst they were asleep......... Lol. Fuck off. Interesting theory about the gay raping, aids carrying, rogue chimps. Did this happen in Africa and did you witness it first had on one of your many trips to the dark continent in search of dark dick? anyways, I heard you've changed from a catholic to a frottestant ha ha ha! Lol lol lol! fuck off out of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: We can assume from this that the AIDS epidemic was brought about by infected rogue chimpanzees breaking into gays houses,chloroforming them and fucking them without a condom whilst they were asleep......... Either that or the AIDS virus is attracted to rainbows, and all these gay pride rallies have come back to bite them in the arse (so to speak.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: We can assume from this that the AIDS epidemic was brought about by infected rogue chimpanzees breaking into gays houses,chloroforming them and fucking them without a condom whilst they were asleep......... Lol. Fuck off. It was bought on by infected rogue catholic priests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: It was bought on by infected rogue catholic priests. The Virus was largely spread internationally by the male cabin crew of various airlines..., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: The Virus was largely spread internationally by the male cabin crew of various airlines..., In contrast, clergymen are renowned for passionately practising heterosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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