colonelkurtz Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Perfection 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just a small tweak to that idea. 'Celebrity Stab Off', I'd set the Sky + reminder for that. The desperate C list cunts could compete for the chance to stab Ant & Dec in the final. See, it's 'blue-sky thinking' like this, that could make the telly good times roll again! But you try getting the petty-footling pen-pushers at Broadcasting House on board with it? You may as well try and stuff a lemon under your foreskin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 47 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: See, it's 'blue-sky thinking' like this, that could make the telly good times roll again! But you try getting the petty-footling pen-pushers at Broadcasting House on board with it? You may as well try and stuff a lemon under your foreskin. Absolutely, the scheduling cunts have no imagination. Sorry I'm late replying, trying to remove a lemon from under my foreskin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely, the scheduling cunts have no imagination. Sorry I'm late replying, trying to remove a lemon from under my foreskin. my compliments on you managing this, not many of you Jewish chaps usually go in for this sort of pleasurable self abuse I would have thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely, the scheduling cunts have no imagination. Sorry I'm late replying, trying to remove a lemon from under my foreskin. Lemming not lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Lemming not lemon. Reported for accusations of rodent molestation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported for accusations of rodent molestation. Wasn't it trying to jerk itself off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Wasn't it trying to jerk itself off? It took a leap of faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely, the scheduling cunts have no imagination. Sorry I'm late replying, trying to remove a lemon from under my foreskin. Oh I'm not saying it's impossible - the fuckers keep on wheeling out Jools Holland every New Years Eve so on that basis alone it's worth giving it a lash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh I'm not saying it's impossible - the fuckers keep on wheeling out Jools Holland every New Years Eve so on that basis alone it's worth giving it a lash. Jools Holland, everybody's first mental image when trying to picture the type who shouldn't be trusted around children. Creepy little whiny voiced cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jools Holland, everybody's first mental image when trying to picture the type who shouldn't be trusted around children. Creepy little whiny voiced cunt. Paul Gambaccini is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 16 hours ago, Punkape said: Paul Gambaccini is a cunt. Fuck I actually agree with that. You are still a fucking arsehole though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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