Earl of Punkape Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Meanwhile, the Duchess of Cornwall was today speaking at Stoke City FC stadium, where she was meeting over 200 pupils taking part in reading activities as part of her role as patron of the National Literacy Trust. A backward adult with learning difficulties, a Mr Ape of no fixed address, was arrested for loitering at the occasion.... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 The great wedding is to be held in Windsor Castle! So no posing on the steps of St. Paul’s? No carriage ride through the cheering flag waving throng? Shame. Still we don’t want the peaceful people having a crack at important people. That’s for the pleb scum like us. “Part of living in a big city” as Suckdick Khan reliably informs us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Meanwhile, the Duchess of Cornwall was today speaking at Stoke City FC stadium, where she was meeting over 200 pupils taking part in reading activities as part of her role as patron of the National Literacy Trust. A backward adult with learning difficulties, a Mr Ape of no fixed address, was arrested for loitering at the occasion.... lol. You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 I couldn't give a royal shit about this cunt driven bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 This person is American, a commoner and an actress!! So a mistress, not one's mrs? (Neil would etc but I'm not sure) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 11/27/2017 at 4:11 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking hate this. He looks so proud doesn't he? He looks like a cuntbrain that needs a fucking good claw hammering. Ginger as well so an extra added incentive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, Piston said: This person is American, a commoner and an actress!! So a mistress, not one's mrs? (Neil would etc but I'm not sure) I know she is a bit tanned on the outside but I would welcome the opportunity to test patch the pink bits inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, Neil said: I know she is a bit tanned on the outside but I would welcome the opportunity to test patch the pink bits inside I think she has slightly higher standards than you, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: You could hardly accuse Adolf and Bob of being lazy, they're both renowned for being busy little sausages. You may have a twatty name OTB, but you're a decent cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: You may have a twatty name OTB, but you're a decent cunt Thanks Ratty. Might I borrow your Kubelwagen sometime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: I know she is a bit tanned on the outside but I would welcome the opportunity to test patch the pink bits inside You'll be in the Tower for this Neily. Tower Hamlets that is, so you'll be with your own kind I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: The great wedding is to be held in Windsor Castle! So no posing on the steps of St. Paul’s? No carriage ride through the cheering flag waving throng? Shame. Still we don’t want the peaceful people having a crack at important people. That’s for the pleb scum like us. “Part of living in a big city” as Suckdick Khan reliably informs us. The Royal Family have said they will foot the bill for the whole thing hence it being not a normal Royal wedding. They have to scrimp and save like the rest of us. So it is still taxpayers money and seeing as Harry's bird is worth $7 million or thereabouts maybe she could contribute a few bob. And she wants to take British citizenship,when she's married. Fucking freeloading Yank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: The Royal Family have said they will foot the bill for the whole thing hence it being not a normal Royal wedding. They have to scrimp and save like the rest of us. So it is still taxpayers money and seeing as Harry's bird is worth $7 million or thereabouts maybe she could contribute a few bob. And she wants to take British citizenship,when she's married. Fucking freeloading Yank. They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace Christopher Biggins went down on some bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think she has slightly higher standards than you, Neil. She probably prefers men without a Viagra prescription for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 I give this marriage five years tops. She’s a gold digger bitch.....wait until she finds out about the centuries old wife swapping culture of the British upper classes. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and finding Randy Andy there with his winkle in his hand. Fuck that for a game of soldiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 I am really looking forwards to the ROYAL WEDDING, I love our ROYALS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: A backward adult with learning difficulties, a Mr Ape of no fixed address, was arrested for loitering at the occasion.... lol. First name Punk. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Neil has just taken his viagara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I am really looking forwards to the ROYAL WEDDING, I love our ROYALS. Is this because you received a warm, personable message in your centenarian card from The Queen last year? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Nice interview with Harry and his brother. http://tinypic.com/r/ea2ued/9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 On 27/11/2017 at 12:53 PM, Wolfie said: I wonder if he's done her up the shitter yet. And you'd be well interested in all matters poopy, wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 16 hours ago, Fatty said: Audi R8 V10, not just any penis, I'll have you know Oh dear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 16 hours ago, Fatty said: Audi R8 V10, not just any penis, I'll have you know So you're the EU apologist cunt who's keeping the German economy afloat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 17 hours ago, Fatty said: Audi R8 V10, not just any penis, I'll have you know I once owned an Austin Maxi 1500 and crashed it through a garden fence and landed on a cabbage patch, so you can all get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh dear... I bet thats got you moist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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