Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 The one national institution that I still have respect for has succumbed to this soft, lefty dumbing-down bollocks that is insidiously permeating society. Top brass planned to remove the "Be the Best" slogan from the Army brand, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. This decision has cost 2 million quid. Why? Luckily, the new Minister of Defence, Gavin Williamson, has stepped in and put this on hold until sanity is restored. As the Army's core business is killing people, being anything but the best is a bad thing to aspire to. If we have to change the motto may I suggest, " Fuck off and behave yourselves you gay, foreign cunts or we will burn your fucking country down and bayonet your family" I left before they let faggots join. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 23 minutes ago, Manky said: The one national institution that I still have respect for has succumbed to this soft, lefty dumbing-down bollocks that is insidiously permeating society. Top brass planned to remove the "Be the Best" slogan from the Army brand, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. This decision has cost 2 million quid. Why? Luckily, the new Minister of Defence, Gavin Williamson, has stepped in and put this on hold until sanity is restored. As the Army's core business is killing people, being anything but the best is a bad thing to aspire to. If we have to change the motto may I suggest, " Fuck off and behave yourselves you gay, foreign cunts or we will burn your fucking country down and bayonet your family" I left before they let faggots join. I’m guessing....Infantry. It’s just basically armed football hooliganism, isn’t it? Explains your subtly nuanced world view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m guessing....Infantry. It’s just basically armed football hooliganism, isn’t it? Explains your subtly nuanced world view. Wrong. Mostly Sappering. Big bangs, bridges and bulldozers. There are bad people out there. The way to deal with them is to be badder. To turn up firstest with the bestest and baddest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Wrong. Mostly Sappering. Big bangs, bridges and bulldozers. There are bad people out there. The way to deal with them is to be badder. To turn up firstest with the bestest and baddest. I can see that, you certainly are one of the biggest most cuntish Saps on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Manky said: Wrong. Mostly Sappering. Big bangs, bridges and bulldozers. There are bad people out there. The way to deal with them is to be badder. To turn up firstest with the bestest and baddest. Often when treating Genital Warts in some trembling Royal Engineer, I’d wonder quietly to myself whether we wouldn’t be better putting the wart in a beret and jamming the Sapper into the specimen pot for analysis then incineration. Bigger grunts than the grunts, in my experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 47 minutes ago, Manky said: The one national institution that I still have respect for has succumbed to this soft, lefty dumbing-down bollocks that is insidiously permeating society. Top brass planned to remove the "Be the Best" slogan from the Army brand, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. This decision has cost 2 million quid. Why? Luckily, the new Minister of Defence, Gavin Williamson, has stepped in and put this on hold until sanity is restored. As the Army's core business is killing people, being anything but the best is a bad thing to aspire to. If we have to change the motto may I suggest, " Fuck off and behave yourselves you gay, foreign cunts or we will burn your fucking country down and bayonet your family" I left before they let faggots join. So you are a big girl''s blouse scared of a few little puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 At least they’ll all have blue passports - I’m sure that will go some way to compensate for the loss of the slogan. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: The one national institution that I still have respect for has succumbed to this soft, lefty dumbing-down bollocks that is insidiously permeating society. Top brass planned to remove the "Be the Best" slogan from the Army brand, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. This decision has cost 2 million quid. Why? Luckily, the new Minister of Defence, Gavin Williamson, has stepped in and put this on hold until sanity is restored. As the Army's core business is killing people, being anything but the best is a bad thing to aspire to. If we have to change the motto may I suggest, " Fuck off and behave yourselves you gay, foreign cunts or we will burn your fucking country down and bayonet your family" I left before they let faggots join. Fuck off. You were demobbed as surplus to requirements when the Lancashire 9th Regiment of Jersey Royals introduced the Kenwood Chef potato peeling machine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck off. You were demobbed as surplus to requirements when the Lancashire 9th Regiment of Jersey Royals introduced the Kenwood Chef potato peeling machine. Ahh, Decimus, I was wondering when you would arrive. I will not lower myself by responding to your scurrilous falsehoods. I will merely wish you a Merry Christmas and say I hope your 2018 is a gold plated unmitigated disaster. Now hurry up and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manky said: Ahh, Decimus, I was wondering when you would arrive. I will not lower myself by responding to your scurrilous falsehoods. I will merely wish you a Merry Christmas and say I hope your 2018 is a gold plated unmitigated disaster. Now hurry up and fuck off I don't celebrate Christmas, you caveman cunt. It's racist and excludes minority non-Christian groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 My personal favourite is the motto of the Scots Guards and several other Scottish regiments, "Nemo me impune lacessit". This is often translated as "Wha daur meddle wi' me?" or, more contemporaneously, "Nobody fucks with me and gets away with it!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't celebrate Christmas, you caveman cunt. It's racist and excludes minority non-Christian groups. Cultural appropriation at its worst. Black Pete's kinda cute, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't celebrate Christmas, you caveman cunt. It's racist and excludes minority non-Christian groups. Surprisingly, I celebrate it. For them very reasons and to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: Surprisingly, I celebrate it. For them very reasons and to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus Our Lord and Saviour, 3:16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 32 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Our Lord and Saviour, 3:16 Are you having a particularly bad few weeks or are you in pursuit of Pen's crown as the site's most painfully unfunny cunt, Albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 27 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Our Lord and Saviour, 3:16 I am very religious. It even says St. Michael in my undercrackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Manky said: I am very religious. It even says St. Michael in my undercrackers. Are you sure it's not just a handwritten and slightly machine-faded 'Michael' on the label? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: I am very religious. It even says St. Michael in my undercrackers. Yeh, and your missus has got a C&A label in hers, so the poor bint knows which way to put them on. Don't worry, I've reported myself. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: Are you sure it's not just a handwritten and slightly machine-faded 'Michael' on the label? No. It says St Micheal on a high quality embroidered label. The reason for this is I shop at Marks and Spencers in order to show my opposition to a Palestinian homeland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, and your missus has got a C&A label in hers, so the poor bint knows which way to put them on. Don't worry, I've reported myself. Fuck off You think such a comment will upset me? I am British. I have a sense of humour. Is the C&A foreign? In English it would be F&B for front and back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, and your missus has got a C&A label in hers, so the poor bint knows which way to put them on. Don't worry, I've reported myself. Fuck off You daft fucking goose pestering cunt. I like you Withers, just not as much as Frank does. Rest in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 31 minutes ago, Manky said: You think such a comment will upset me? I am British. I have a sense of humour. Is the C&A foreign? In English it would be F&B for front and back. I take it the F goes on the fanny side as you quite often say she does not know her backside from her elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I take it the F goes on the fanny side as you quite often say she does not know her backside from her elbow. Let's face it Swarm, Manky could wear his missus drawers. He is a Cunt, and an Arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Are you having a particularly bad few weeks or are you in pursuit of Pen's crown as the site's most painfully unfunny cunt, Albert? Really bad, thank you for your concern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 It cost £520K to come up with the new slogan: "Be Cannon Fodder". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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