Jiggerycock Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Fat Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Also humps reindeer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 I think Santa Claus derives from St Nicholas, some Eastern Europe crap. If we want our own fat fucker who breaks into kiddies rooms to empty his sack, it has to be Father Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: If we want our own fat fucker who breaks into kiddies rooms to empty his sack, it has to be Father Christmas. Or Cyril Smith, but he's dead thank the fuck. Merry Christmas, you spud peeling wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Or Cyril Smith, but he's dead thank the fuck. Merry Christmas, you spud peeling wanker Fuck off you French cunt. Haven't you any Panzer Divisions to surrender to this fine morning. Or, at least a Girl Guide troop from Garmish Partenkirchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 May I take this opportunity to wish all my fellow cunts and even bigger cunts a merry Christmas and a prosperous peaceful new year. I apologise for any members I have upset or cunted inadvertently. Oh to hell with this shite, Its all insincere tosh as you well know, I wish you all a miserable fucking year and loss of your life savings you bunch of funny and amusing cunts. Jingle fucking bells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Fat Cunt He is a fat cunt but I agree with Wanky: he's Father Christmas. Now fuck off the lot of you. You're all cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 He can get fucked, the perverted red robed cunt staring down my chimney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 30 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: He can get fucked, the perverted red robed cunt staring down my chimney. Don't fuck him off too quickly. He might be a fat cunt but he did turn up at your foetid bedsit without requiring a credit card first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't fuck him off too quickly. He might be a fat cunt but he did turn up at your foetid bedsit without requiring a credit card first. Is there any particular reason why you are unable to write your comments in English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Is there any particular reason why you are unable to write your comments in English? If there is ANY chance at all, that my posts will get on your sagging, knee crushing tits, I try it. If you cannot understand them, it's your problem, not mine. Stupid cunt! Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Fuck you Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If there is ANY chance at all, that my posts will get on your sagging, knee crushing tits, I try it. If you cannot understand them, it's your problem, not mine. Stupid cunt! Fuck off LOL There you are doing it again .. PLEASE write in English not serbo croat or albanian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: There you are doing it again .. PLEASE write in English not serbo croat or albanian. There you are again, braying on and on like your impotent mate punky!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: There you are again, braying on and on like your impotent mate punky!!! At least Spunkie writes in English .. why can't you do the same? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: At least Spunkie writes in English .. why can't you do the same? Give it a rest, your constant drivel is even making Albert Ross appear intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Give it a rest, your constant drivel is even making Albert Ross appear intelligent. Withers, at some point during the festive period, I'm going to brutally rape you. I can picture it now, your longjohns slack around your ankles, the stench of talcum powder and Aramis pervading the shrivelled husk of your half-dead, skeletal body. Despite your constant croaking of "Mon Dieu!" And "Sacre Bleu!" I'm going to slowly slide my furiously erect cock into your chemo-ravaged arse hole, drilling you hard and fast until your false teeth shoot out of your festering fucking gob and into the Pot Au Feu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Give it a rest, your constant drivel is even making Albert Ross appear intelligent. Who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Decs, Buba, Withers, and all...except Punky and Pen...Merry Christmas! May your day be full of cunting and excellent dining and wine! (Or alcohol of choice, and plenty of it!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Give it a rest, your constant drivel is even making Albert Ross appear intelligent. Why not die now rather than lingering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Give it a rest, your constant drivel is even making Albert Ross appear intelligent. Oh and before you die .. thank you for reading what I post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 42 minutes ago, Decimus said: Withers, at some point during the festive period, I'm going to brutally rape you. I can picture it now, your longjohns slack around your ankles, the stench of talcum powder and Aramis pervading the shrivelled husk of your half-dead, skeletal body. Despite your constant croaking of "Mon Dieu!" And "Sacre Bleu!" I'm going to slowly slide my furiously erect cock into your chemo-ravaged arse hole, drilling you hard and fast until your false teeth shoot out of your festering fucking gob and into the Pot Au Feu. Decimus Lets just say its Christmas and you have been making rather merry with that bottle of cheap Haig whisky, we will leave it at that and no harm done alright, go and have a cup of coffee before any more posts I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Decimus Lets just say its Christmas and you have been making rather merry with that bottle of cheap Haig whisky, we will leave it at that and no harm done alright, go and have a cup of coffee before any more posts I think. Sound advice, Luke. I was a little bit sick in my mouth after posting it, although I did have a bit of a semi as well. Are you going to watch Doctor Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Sound advice, Luke. I was a little bit sick in my mouth after posting it, although I did have a bit of a semi as well. Are you going to watch Doctor Who? No, I am afraid I am having to endure Prisoner Of Azkaban whilst trying not to chuck up the sickly sweet Sauternes that I thought would be a good idea to finish off with the trifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Withers, at some point during the festive period, I'm going to brutally rape you. I can picture it now, your longjohns slack around your ankles, the stench of talcum powder and Aramis pervading the shrivelled husk of your half-dead, skeletal body. Despite your constant croaking of "Mon Dieu!" And "Sacre Bleu!" I'm going to slowly slide my furiously erect cock into your chemo-ravaged arse hole, drilling you hard and fast until your false teeth shoot out of your festering fucking gob and into the Pot Au Feu. Your problem is that you read too much Catherine Cookson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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