Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 I unfortunately had cause to Venture into Dudley today, its not an experience I look forward to at the best of times but a tenant of mine was being a stupid cunt with the heating thermostat. Anyway after sorting this "emergency" out I decided to grab a bit of lunch at the Greasy Barstard Public house. From the car to the Pub is about 10 mins walk. On the short stroll in this dismal arsehole of a town I must have passed a never ending stream of baseball capped, snaggly teeth, pale pallid skin, kappa jogger with superdry jackets squeezed over massive guts, metal shit in their eyebrows, tattooed neck, chav cunts. And the Blokes were even worse.Why the fuck do they feel the need to spit constantly, I mean they are not chewing tobacco or any other stimulant that I can see but every few steps one of them feels the need to spit in a gratuitous manner as if for some kind of approval from the rest of the chavly herd. Is it some form of territory marking ritual, do these cunts have accelerated saliva glandular action or are they just dirty filthy bastards who are so immensely head pounding stupid that they know no better. Yes I know its Dudley but even so, its still not too much to expect to walk on a relatively snot free pavement in any English town is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I unfortunately had cause to Venture into Dudley today, its not an experience I look forward to at the best of times but a tenant of mine was being a stupid cunt with the heating thermostat. Anyway after sorting this "emergency" out I decided to grab a bit of lunch at the Greasy Barstard Public house. From the car to the Pub is about 10 mins walk. On the short stroll in this dismal arsehole of a town I must have passed a never ending stream of baseball capped, snaggly teeth, pale pallid skin, kappa jogger with superdry jackets squeezed over massive guts, metal shit in their eyebrows, tattooed neck, chav cunts. And the Blokes were even worse.Why the fuck do they feel the need to spit constantly, I mean they are not chewing tobacco or any other stimulant that I can see but every few steps one of them feels the need to spit in a gratuitous manner as if for some kind of approval from the rest of the chavly herd. Is it some form of territory marking ritual, do these cunts have accelerated saliva glandular action or are they just dirty filthy bastards who are so immensely head pounding stupid that they know no better. Yes I know its Dudley but even so, its still not too much to expect to walk on a relatively snot free pavement in any English town is it. Maybe they're copying their footballing heroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 I understand it's done to get the cheesey cock smegma from between their teeth after the last 'job' they had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: . Yes I know its Dudley but even so, its still not too much to expect to walk on a relatively snot free pavement in any English town is it. Unfortunately for you, and certainly not me, it probably is to much. No snotty pavements in my town, we are always pissing in the street to wash it away. Vivre, lol, and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Unfortunately for you, and certainly not me, it probably is to much. No snotty pavements in my town, we are always pissing in the street to wash it away. Vivre, lol, and fuck off. would it be too much to ask if you could just vary your posts beyond the oh look I live in France shite Scrotes. We fucking get it ok and I think unanimously agree that its the best place for you rather than over here. Now fuck off and feed the Geese or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: would it be too much to ask if you could just vary your posts beyond the oh look I live in France shite Scrotes. We fucking get it ok and I think unanimously agree that its the best place for you rather than over here. Now fuck off and feed the Geese or something. Don't forget his endless Marie Curie tales, the boring fucking cunt. I want to hear more about his time as a lumberjack in Wales, during his formative years. He's briefly mentioned it, but it all remains a bit of a mystery. Reading between the lines though, he was probably horrendously buggered by some boyo from the valleys, hence his enduring hatred of all things Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 These are the same silly cunts who lob their empty Stella cans on the pavement, despite being less than 10 feet from a bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: I unfortunately had cause to Venture into Dudley today, its not an experience I look forward to at the best of times but a tenant of mine was being a stupid cunt with the heating thermostat. Anyway after sorting this "emergency" out I decided to grab a bit of lunch at the Greasy Barstard Public house. From the car to the Pub is about 10 mins walk. On the short stroll in this dismal arsehole of a town I must have passed a never ending stream of baseball capped, snaggly teeth, pale pallid skin, kappa jogger with superdry jackets squeezed over massive guts, metal shit in their eyebrows, tattooed neck, chav cunts. And the Blokes were even worse.Why the fuck do they feel the need to spit constantly, I mean they are not chewing tobacco or any other stimulant that I can see but every few steps one of them feels the need to spit in a gratuitous manner as if for some kind of approval from the rest of the chavly herd. Is it some form of territory marking ritual, do these cunts have accelerated saliva glandular action or are they just dirty filthy bastards who are so immensely head pounding stupid that they know no better. Yes I know its Dudley but even so, its still not too much to expect to walk on a relatively snot free pavement in any English town is it. Chewing tobacco should be distributed to these low life deplorables. They would almost certainly be guaranteed oral cancer, and we would have valuable land to make nice for respectable cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Not to mention the chavvy cunts who walk around with their hand down the front of their pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: would it be too much to ask if you could just vary your posts beyond the oh look I live in France shite Scrotes. We fucking get it ok and I think unanimously agree that its the best place for you rather than over here. Now fuck off and feed the Geese or something. You want variety. I read today that Sandwell Council in West Midlands have been asked to rename a street called Bell End, as the residents are getting ribbed over it. A solution would be for them to move out, and you, Decimus, Bill, and Bubba move in. The road leads on to Mincing Lane, so that would appeal to the other benders on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: You want variety. I read today that Sandwell Council in West Midlands have been asked to rename a street called Bell End, as the residents are getting ribbed over it. A solution would be for them to move out, and you, Decimus, Bill, and Bubba move in. The road leads on to Mincing Lane, so that would appeal to the other benders on here. Awful. I think you're done here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Awful. I think you're done here. You're probably right, I am only waiting for Rick to die, and then I will throw the towel in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: You're probably right, I am only waiting for Rick to die, and then I will throw the towel in. He won't die until the blacks are free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Not to mention the chavvy cunts who walk around with their hand down the front of their pants. That's o k, a lot of them on here walk round with their hand down other mens' pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: He won't die until the blacks are free. Theodore Johnson is black, and was free. Look what happened. Edited January 2, 2018 by Witheredscrote Jacob Zuma is a black cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You want variety. I read today that Sandwell Council in West Midlands have been asked to rename a street called Bell End, as the residents are getting ribbed over it. A solution would be for them to move out, and you, Decimus, Bill, and Bubba move in. The road leads on to Mincing Lane, so that would appeal to the other benders on here. well in my opinion Bell End should be renamed Swallow Street and Mincing Lane should be Seaman Lane. You are not fit to lick Ricks shoes Scrotes, that man is an example to us all in calm composure and a steady hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: well in my opinion Bell End should be renamed Swallow Street and Mincing Lane should be Seaman Lane. You are not fit to lick Ricks shoes Scrotes, that man is an example to us all in calm composure and a steady hand. I like the weighting of this kind of nom. 3 replies then let counting commence. I Probably the best thing to come out of Wolverhampton since you designed that state of the art Tyre recycling plant at Eddlington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: I unfortunately had cause to Venture into Dudley today, its not an experience I look forward to at the best of times but a tenant of mine was being a stupid cunt with the heating thermostat. Anyway after sorting this "emergency" out I decided to grab a bit of lunch at the Greasy Barstard Public house. From the car to the Pub is about 10 mins walk. On the short stroll in this dismal arsehole of a town I must have passed a never ending stream of baseball capped, snaggly teeth, pale pallid skin, kappa jogger with superdry jackets squeezed over massive guts, metal shit in their eyebrows, tattooed neck, chav cunts. And the Blokes were even worse.Why the fuck do they feel the need to spit constantly, I mean they are not chewing tobacco or any other stimulant that I can see but every few steps one of them feels the need to spit in a gratuitous manner as if for some kind of approval from the rest of the chavly herd. Is it some form of territory marking ritual, do these cunts have accelerated saliva glandular action or are they just dirty filthy bastards who are so immensely head pounding stupid that they know no better. Yes I know its Dudley but even so, its still not too much to expect to walk on a relatively snot free pavement in any English town is it. Are you a letting/estate agent, Swarm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Dudley.... (shudders). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 38 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Dudley.... (shudders). Dudley Moore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 12 hours ago, luke swarm said: well in my opinion Bell End should be renamed Swallow Street and Mincing Lane should be Seaman Lane. You are not fit to lick Ricks shoes Scrotes, that man is an example to us all in calm composure and a steady hand. Have you ever been to Shrowsbury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Have you ever been to Shrowsbury? I've been to Shrewsbury, have you? I've also been to Ludlow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I've been to Shrewsbury, have you? I've also been to Ludlow. I have been to both places many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 02/01/2018 at 7:44 PM, Witheredscrote said: Theodore Johnson is black, and was free. Look what happened. I'm currently in Whitby on the hunt for Ding. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm currently in Whitby on the hunt for Ding. Thoughts? He's an ex para?.. pretend yer suffering from ptsd by digging a hole in the pavement with your teeth and screaming jonny. ..noooo. .. and he should show up Panzerknacker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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