Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Get to know Punkers, as I have, and you will see things in a better light. I had the pleasure of witnessing his prowess with a 5 iron, at Royal Dornoch. It was a charity event, which he won with flair. He went on to consume 3 bottles of Dom Perignon, and the selfless soppy soft sod then raffled off his new Range Rover to help the homeless in Norfolk. He shrugged his shoulder and simply said 'I am a giver Withers' Popular belief on here is that he's a taker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Take no notice of this cretin Punkers. Dine as well as I have this evening. An excellent boeuf bourgignon, complimented by Saint Emilion 2015 ( right bank naturally) Sounds wonderful... I enjoyed coq au vin with a nice burgundy on Sunday.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Sounds wonderful... I enjoyed coq au vin with a nice burgundy on Sunday.... lol. A cock up your arse is more believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 I’ve heard Oxfam are sending some aid workers to KFC outlets to provide aid and comfort to the starving chavettes. Saint Brendan of Cox is leading the way , white helmet to the fore. Hurrah for the humanitarians!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Swarm you malingering motherfucker, we thought you'd either been savaged to death by some huge Brumie rat fed on months of uncollected rubbish or were Cyrille Regis just back from Haiti Stubbs, did a lot of good work out there. I see that unfortunately Dross and Penny are still alive and dribbling forth a torrent of watery shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: just back from Haiti Stubbs, did a lot of good work out there. I see that unfortunately Dross and Penny are still alive and dribbling forth a torrent of watery shite. As is their nature. P demonstrates her genuine knowledge of railway shit, and then the fucking wankstain hanger on, desperately starts googling in order to try and ingratiate himself. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 18 minutes ago, luke swarm said: just back from Haiti Stubbs, did a lot of good work out there. I see that unfortunately Dross and Penny are still alive and dribbling forth a torrent of watery shite. Dross is becoming somewhat emboldened these days, Swarm. He's started cussing and using expletives throughout his nonsensical drivel, which only serves to make it even more tedious. Please feel free to kick his fucking cunt in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Get to know Punkers, as I have, and you will see things in a better light. I had the pleasure of witnessing his prowess with a 5 iron, at Royal Dornoch. It was a charity event, which he won with flair. He went on to consume 3 bottles of Dom Perignon, and the selfless soppy soft sod then raffled off his new Range Rover to help the homeless in Norfolk. He shrugged his shoulder and simply said 'I am a giver Withers' I will give him this....he's not the worst on here. Otherwise, he's a tainted clam in the bloody basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: this is no laughing matter and I for one am deeply worried about how this may pan out if the crisis is not averted. KFC is the staple food in the Walsall and Wednesbury areas of the West Midlands and this could lead to mass starvation and riots if the government does not step in with some kind of humanitarian aid, I believe that the Americans have been contacted and Popeyes Lousiana Chicken Ltd and Dixie Chicken Inc are already preparing urgently needed aid convoys which I pray will arrive in time. News agencies are reporting instances of cannibalism in the areas concerned and its even believed that some of the worst hit areas have resorted to consuming doner kebabs without the mandatory use of alcohol, oh the humanity dear god someone help these poor cunts. What about Penkridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Get to know Punkers, as I have, and you will see things in a better light. I had the pleasure of witnessing his prowess with a 5 iron, at Royal Dornoch. It was a charity event, which he won with flair. He went on to consume 3 bottles of Dom Perignon, and the selfless soppy soft sod then raffled off his new Range Rover to help the homeless in Norfolk. He shrugged his shoulder and simply said 'I am a giver Withers' I went to Norfolk once. I went to see Back to the Future in a cinema in Norwich. As I was watching it I thought "Oh my god, he's going to fuck his mum". Thankfully though, before they were able to do it, the usher came in and threw them both out. I'm here all week folks😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 17 hours ago, Punkape said: KFC is disgusting and greasy and eaten by our underclass and immigrants. It’s far easier to roast an organic free range chicken and considerably cheaper. Lol. Get stuffed. Yes , but you haven’t factored in the cost of your imaginary chef and your imaginary butler in your imaginary mansion you very real Billy Bullshitter, sad as fuck wanker. Have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 36 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yes , but you haven’t factored in the cost of your imaginary chef and your imaginary butler in your imaginary mansion you very real Billy Bullshitter, sad as fuck wanker. Have you? Oh dear..... lunch at Greggs today is it ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Oh dear..... lunch at Greggs today is it ? lol. That’s called the real world sad boy. What the fuck would you know about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Take no notice of this cretin Punkers. Dine as well as I have this evening. An excellent boeuf bourgignon, complimented by Saint Emilion 2015 ( right bank naturally) Right bank? Is that where you found the half full bottle bobbing up and down in the grand union canal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 19/02/2018 at 4:00 PM, Punkape said: KFC is disgusting and greasy and eaten by our underclass and immigrants. What, like your cock you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: What, like your cock you mean? Did you enjoy your chips tonight ? I’m having roast pheasant with with red cabbage and pomme dauphinois.... You’ll have to google the last word.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did you enjoy your chips tonight ? I’m having roast pheasant with with red cabbage and pomme dauphinois.... You’ll have to google the last word.. lol. A roadkill pigeon covered in spunk is more likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: You’ll have to google the last word.. I make it a rule to never ever, no matter what the circumstance, google anything that you've typed. You filthy fucking miscreant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, Ape said: A roadkill pigeon covered in spunk is more likely. Do you know my good friend Mr Dastardly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 41 minutes ago, Ape said: A roadkill pigeon covered in spunk is more likely. What did you have for dinner Ape ? Tescos economy rat 🐀 with chips 🍟........lol. Fuck off. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 19/02/2018 at 8:08 PM, Punkape said: Sounds wonderful... I enjoyed coq au vin with a nice burgundy on Sunday.... lol. Are you taking it up the shitter from @Witheredscrote? It certainly sounds like it, the way the two of you are fawning over each other. Fucking poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Do you know my good friend Mr Dastardly? Yes, he's a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 19/02/2018 at 7:21 PM, Cuntybaws said: Tony Blair, of course, just looks like he's been eating shit. That's Bernie Winters. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: What did you have for dinner Ape ? Tescos economy rat 🐀 with chips 🍟........lol. Fuck off. lol. 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: What did you have for dinner Ape ? Tescos economy rat 🐀 with chips 🍟........lol. Fuck off. lol. Ape can't afford rat. He spend all his money on toy planes. What a thick, humourless dope. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: Are you taking it up the shitter from @Witheredscrote? It certainly sounds like it, the way the two of you are fawning over each other. Fucking poofs. We have Anglo-French alliance. How’s your civil partnership with the loo-cleaner at KFC ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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