Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck it. Going shopping . I've just been shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I've just been shopping. Get anything nice ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A large bag of Tesco Finest sea salt & cider vinegar crinkle cut crisps and a small tub of cheese and chive dip. What's on your list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 I have spent the day knitting a face mask for young Arthur as he is going down to a shop later to get some ready cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I have spent the day knitting a face mask for young Arthur as he is going down to a shop later to get some ready cash. Who's young Arthur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who's young Arthur? A nice young man who seems to be able to get anything, even when the shops are closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: A nice young man who seems to be able to get anything, even when the shops are closed. Where would we be without people like young Arthur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Proper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Sit Down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Who's young Arthur? Old Arthur's son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 10 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: That'll pale into insignificance when Valdez finally arrives. Ask @ratcum, he'll tell you. death to this @ratcum interloper running dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: death to this @ratcum interloper running dog Holy fucking Heinkel Rats. You were supposed to come bounding in with an all new and amusing Valdez meme, but oh no, you had to get all ayrian and anti-@ didn't you? Relax, even SS Troopers get downtime, ask your aunty Vi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 45 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Holy fucking Heinkel Rats. You were supposed to come bounding in with an all new and amusing Valdez meme, but oh no, you had to get all ayrian and anti-@ didn't you? Relax, even SS Troopers get downtime, ask your aunty Vi. My Aunty Vi used to fire abortions at the Luftwaffe during the Blitz Trumpo. "We'd inflate the little fuckers Ratty, puncture their lungs and fire them at the Heinkels like mad whoopee cushions!" Then she'd make me drink her gloop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi used to fire abortions at the Luftwaffe during the Blitz Trumpo. "We'd inflate the little fuckers Ratty, puncture their lungs and fire them at the Heinkels like mad whoopee cushions!" Then she'd make me drink her gloop Can someone translate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Can someone translate ? A brief summary..."Punkape, you thick fucking cunt, you'll never understand. Kill yourself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 26 minutes ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi used to fire abortions at the Luftwaffe during the Blitz Trumpo. "We'd inflate the little fuckers Ratty, puncture their lungs and fire them at the Heinkels like mad whoopee cushions!" Then she'd make me drink her gloop I just do not know what makes you tick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I have spent the day knitting a face mask for young Arthur as he is going down to a shop later to get some ready cash. Is he your cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: I just do not know what makes you tick. Some things are best left unknown, trumpton. Only madness beckons from the county of Ratshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, scotty said: Some things are best left unknown, trumpton. Only madness beckons from the county of Ratshire. Agreed. I'll let it lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 33 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: I just do not know what makes you tick. Nobody does, but he's far and away the funniest cunt here. Last weeks abortion themed carnival float was particularly good "we'd blow up pink marigolds, draw little faces on them and pull them out of a fat sex doll".. fucking comic genius. Get him to tell you about 'Foetus Feet'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobody does, but he's far and away the funniest cunt here. Last weeks abortion themed carnival float was particularly good "we'd blow up pink marigolds, draw little faces on them and pull them out of a fat sex doll".. fucking comic genius. Get him to tell you about 'Foetus Feet'. Have a look Herr Ratsfuhrer, you’ve got a fucking groupie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Have a look Herr Ratsfuhrer, you’ve got a fucking groupie! I'm second in command Nazi lesbian around here Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm second in command Nazi lesbian around here Judge. Sucking up to roops too, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: Sucking up to roops too, eh? I'd prefer sucking up to Roops over Punkape, Frank or Pen. Sucking up has a completely different vibe to it with that lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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