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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I wholeheartedly agree wiz; this turd of a human must have a pathetic life and I feel we're just making it worse for him. He needs to live his life not waste it. I hear "golf" is a great hobby to get you out the house 

He could meet other sad botters in pound store clothing, knock their balls about and bugger each other in the rough, get sand in their traps and fling tales of their double bogeys.  

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On 3/12/2018 at 6:28 PM, Mrs Roops said:

Not implying, stating. Anyway, aside from the nip cover there was no doctoring. As a gesture of goodwill, I append some undoctored hammer porn...

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Gold star for trying to worm out of this one, but no one believes you..well maybe Albert Toss does and Pansyknackers. Those two are about as much use as a seized up cunt in a brothel, so don't really count. Much appreciated hammer picture though.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
7 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

Gold star for trying to worm out of this one, but no one believes you..well maybe Albert Toss does and Pansyknackers. Those two are about as much use as a seized up cunt in a brothel, so don't really count. Much appreciated hammer picture though.

Sounds like you!

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2 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Gold star for trying to worm out of this one, but no one believes you..well maybe Albert Toss does and Pansyknackers. Those two are about as much use as a seized up cunt in a brothel, so don't really count. Much appreciated hammer picture though.

Clearly, you've not read the discourse since we last spoke but no worries, what matters is you appreciated the pic, which, I might add, was chosen with care as it suddenly occurred to me that you derive great satisfaction looking at tools, more so if with hard and shiny ends...

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21 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Clearly, you've not read the discourse since we last spoke but no worries, what matters is you appreciated the pic, which, I might add, was chosen with care as it suddenly occurred to me that you derive great satisfaction looking at tools, more so if with hard and shiny ends...

Yeah, but not bell-ends, just to clear that up, i will leave the hard shiny tools in your capable hands.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 hour ago, Fender777 said:

Listen very carefully El-Tosso, Roops is very capable of cleaning her own shit up, so no need for your infant input.

I'm listening, no idea what for though. So fuck off.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, Ape said:

I though your levels of idiocy had reached their peak several weeks ago. It seems I was wrong, as lately you’ve evolved from idiot into complete cretin. Congratulations.

Thanks.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
13 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

You haven't got no idea of anything, have you tosso ? your input on this site is full on fantastic spastic.

Not much, does it matter? It seems it does to you.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
19 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

So tell me Tosso, in your childlike way, what matters to me ?

How the fuck would I know? Read and understand my previous post. Try it slowly then reread.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)

I enjoy a good picnic, unfortunately it won't be this coming weekend, not a good weather forecast. When it warms up I may get the train to a totally uninteresting town.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I enjoy a good picnic, unfortunately it won't be this coming weekend, not a good weather forecast. When it warms up I may get the train to a totally uninteresting town.

The care centre letting you visit your family, then?  

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

The care centre letting you visit your family, then?  

As I have stated before, I don't have a family nor a care centre. I think you need to get out and buy a new book of "cutting replies" they're getting a bit repetitive now.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
Just now, Albert Ross said:

As I have stated before, I don't have a family nor a care centre. I think you need to get out and buy a new book of "cutting replies" they're getting a bit repetitive now.

Repetitive is what you know. Just read your posts, each of them is exactly the same.  

You're taking a right kicking, Albert.  Quit while you're behind.  

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4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Repetitive is what you know. Just read your posts, each of them is exactly the same.  

You're taking a right kicking, Albert.  Quit while you're behind.  

Remember that Wiz, he doesn't have a family, until he forgets he said that, by next week he'll have 3 kids.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Remember that Wiz, he doesn't have a family, until he forgets he said that, by next week he'll have 3 kids.

That means he'll also have a shiny new council flat as well.  

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