Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 I am watching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If they are mult-IDs then someone has pulled a neat trick as last night they were 280 miles apart. AFAIK, m'learned colleagues hasn't slipped in a new rule prohibiting kindred spirits so the haterz will just have to suck it. I'm 24 hours from Tulsa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 On my mobile in Exeter having fish n chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: So you think current university students are intelligent and read Private Eye and have a knowledge of pre-decimal currency and the slang phrases of those days. What world are you living in? Your friend Albert also has an extraordinary knowledge of pre-Beeching disused railway lines and the obscure places they ran through. Besides, young Albert never claimed to be a student.....you just made that up on his behalf. You’ve been rumbled My Lady, you’re a fucking fraud. I look forward to admin kicking your lying trainspotting arse down the road. I saw 50049 at Derby on Saturday. Does that help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Your Lady Penelope said: I saw 50049 at Derby on Saturday. Does that help? Smug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Your Lady Penelope said: On my mobile in Exeter having fish n chips Exeter Chiefs; whoooo ho ho ho, whoooo ho ho ho, whoooo ho ho ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Never been to Sandy Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Never been to Sandy Park Good ratings as an event venue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 12/03/2018 at 11:13 AM, Punkape said: Cook wasn’t remotely funny and was actually just a nasty alcoholic. He drank himself to death in much the same way as Tony Hancock. Both of them were about as funny as Joey Barton. lol. Fuck off. Nearly all of the best comedians have a dark side that fuels their humour. Your humourless retorts are guided by denial, delusion and bigotry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nearly all of the best comedians have a dark side that fuels their humour. Your humourless retorts are guided by denial, delusion and bigotry. Pukeape lacks the intelligence to appreciate the humour of Peter Cook, and prefers to “lol” at old black and white movies of men throwing spunk pies in each other’s faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 37 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nearly all of the best comedians have a dark side that fuels their humour. Your humourless retorts are guided by denial, delusion and bigotry. You look ridiculous in that nun’s habit.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, Ape said: Pukeape lacks the intelligence to appreciate the humour of Peter Cook, and prefers to “lol” at old black and white movies of men throwing spunk pies in each other’s faces. Can you see your dick without your glasses? More important is your civil partner having access to it ! lol. You blind wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If they are mult-IDs then someone has pulled a neat trick as last night they were 280 miles apart. AFAIK, m'learned colleagues hasn't slipped in a new rule prohibiting kindred spirits so the haterz will just have to suck it. I guess we'll just have to take your word for it then darlin'. What other option do we have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 On 12/03/2018 at 9:59 PM, ratcum said: sorry it was a Nazi zombie baby. I forgot Mrs Tomkins canary Ernie has been fast asleep for the last three weeks and is beginning to whiff a bit .. any ideas on how to wake him up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Mrs Tomkins canary Ernie has been fast asleep for the last three weeks and is beginning to whiff a bit .. any ideas on how to wake him up? fuck off you beige sea of grey trollopness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Mrs Tomkins canary Ernie has been fast asleep for the last three weeks and is beginning to whiff a bit .. any ideas on how to wake him up? You stupid fucking brain withered slag. Another photo you skanked off the BBC. You must have a great life. Hopefully the imminent cold snap with finish you off with your neighbours only thinking something's wrong when the milk bottles start to reach double figures and the smell of rotting flesh permeates through the walls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Mrs Tomkins canary Ernie has been fast asleep for the last three weeks and is beginning to whiff a bit .. any ideas on how to wake him up? Ring Darrowby 85. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking brain withered slag. Another photo you skanked off the BBC. You must have a great life. Hopefully the imminent cold snap with finish you off with your neighbours only thinking something's wrong when the milk bottles start to reach double figures and the smell of rotting flesh permeates through the walls. How would they know the difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 47 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You stupid fucking brain withered slag. Another photo you skanked off the BBC. You must have a great life. Hopefully the imminent cold snap with finish you off with your neighbours only thinking something's wrong when the milk bottles start to reach double figures and the smell of rotting flesh permeates through the walls. Understandable sentiments but I suspect that Lady P is in a “protected environment” if you know what I mean. We can only hope that the staff eventually discover the i-phone hidden up her anal passage. However , in their position, would you go looking for it in the first place? WE ARE ACCURSED!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Understandable sentiments but I suspect that Lady P is in a “protected environment” if you know what I mean. We can only hope that the staff eventually discover the i-phone hidden up her anal passage. However , in their position, would you go looking for it in the first place? WE ARE ACCURSED!!!! No, I don't know what you mean, try explaining in monosyllables slowly please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: No, I don't know what you mean, try explaining in monosyllables slowly please. No need for admissions, Bertie boy. It's now a matter of common knowledge that you are spack supreme of the corner. Monosyllabic explanations would be better served on higher brain functioning creatures than your saddo self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 11 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: No, I don't know what you mean, try explaining in monosyllables slowly please. Come on young Albert! You can’t expect me to counter your cutting wit and sophisticated soliloquy. I surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, judgetwi said: Come on young Albert! You can’t expect me to counter your cutting wit and sophisticated soliloquy. I surrender. Are you French? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Understandable sentiments but I suspect that Lady P is in a “protected environment” if you know what I mean. We can only hope that the staff eventually discover the i-phone hidden up her anal passage. However , in their position, would you go looking for it in the first place? WE ARE ACCURSED!!!! I am not protected from you Bludge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: fuck off you beige sea of grey trollopness I wear blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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