Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Oh dear, help me I'm drowning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It looks as if you've already been there. how else would you know about "The overwhelming stench of piss"? His trousers are soaked with it but he still cannot work out where the smell comes from, his wife does her best for him by soaking his pants in a bucket of hot bleached water overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Your Lady Penelope said: His trousers are soaked with it but he still cannot work out where the smell comes from, his wife does her best for him by soaking his pants in a bucket of hot bleached water overnight. Reported for mentioning my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: He needs "Tena man", that's if he is a man. He is a man .. aged long before his time and as is so often the case he no longer has control of his bodily functions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Your Lady Penelope said: His trousers are soaked with it but he still cannot work out where the smell comes from, his wife does her best for him by soaking his pants in a bucket of hot bleached water overnight. So that's why he keeps saying "drink bleach". It's very "homely" for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: His trousers are soaked with it but he still cannot work out where the smell comes from, his wife does her best for him by soaking his pants in a bucket of hot bleached water overnight. Maybe he shares a sleeping bag with Eric the CuntBastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: At least I turn up you fucking lily livered, yellow bellied, white feathered, lying, meths drinking, bus shelter inhabiting cunt! Don't get so upset Albert. We all know you didn't turn up. You will be much happier when you stop living in this bullshit La-la land fantasy world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: So that's why he keeps saying "drink bleach". It's very "homely" for him. Yes .. Tena can only do so much .. the bleach does give a "clinical scent" to his pants when he first puts them on but again bleach cn only hide the smell for a short time. I do feel sorry for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Pen/Albert talking to herself. On a subject matter she's most familiar with...soiled Tena's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Maybe he shares a sleeping bag with Eric the CuntBastard? I don't think there is a sufficiently large sleeping bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Maybe he shares a sleeping bag with Eric the CuntBastard? Calm down little one, you're getting all worked up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Yes .. Tena can only do so much .. the bleach does give a "clinical scent" to his pants when he first puts them on but again bleach cn only hide the smell for a short time. I do feel sorry for him. Evening P, you urine seeping old crusted whore, have you forgot that Al needs to get some sleep, or he will only be a brat at the nursery tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: I don't think there is a sufficiently large sleeping bag. Nor is there adequate petrol for burning your environment killing wardrobe. I suppose burning you would be a sufficient start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 11 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: At least I turn up you fucking lily livered, yellow bellied, white feathered, lying, meths drinking, bus shelter inhabiting cunt! What the fuck are you talking about you deluded prick? Your blathering is making even less sense than usual. Explain yourself or you're finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: I don't think there is a sufficiently large sleeping bag. Wel, Eric the CuntBastard claims to be on 4'1" in one of his PMs to me, maybe he meant 4'1" wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What the fuck are you talking about you deluded prick? Your blathering is making even less sense than usual. Explain yourself or you're finished. Explain yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Wel, Eric the CuntBastard claims to be on 4'1" in one of his PMs to me, maybe he meant 4'1" wide. Look at yourself Albert, flapping around like an epileptic Flid in a blender. The desperation is becoming embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look at yourself Albert, flapping around like an epileptic Flid in a blender. The desperation is becoming embarrassing. Only for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Albert, STFU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 As soon as you do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: As soon as you do! COCKSUCKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 It's called freedom of the internet, I can, so I will. To hell with the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 @Admin @Mrs Roops @cuntspotter @The Beast even fucking @Rick_B in the name of all that is good on this earth do something! If memory serves me mrs R almost launched her laptop out the window when a similar episode of cuntfuckery was afoot and that was tame compared to this pointless repetitive shite that must be pissing on your cunting rule book and pissing every other cunt off to the point of binning this site for good. Wheres the bleach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 I do fucking love cream teas I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Next time I'm in Devon, I hope to try one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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