Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 What is wrong with these fucking mongs? They turn up to the cinema, drop their expansive arses into a seat, and proceed to place their feet in the chair in front of them. In winter, it's worse as snow melt is dripping into the seats. Put your cloven fucking hooves, shod by no doubt, the most expensive fucking trainers tax money can buy, back on the floor and display you have some degree of class and upbringing. Fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: What is wrong with these fucking mongs? They turn up to the cinema, drop their expansive arses into a seat, and proceed to place their feet in the chair in front of them. In winter, it's worse as snow melt is dripping into the seats. Put your cloven fucking hooves, shod by no doubt, the most expensive fucking trainers tax money can buy, back on the floor and display you have some degree of class and upbringing. Fucking cunts! I've noticed this kind of ignorant cunt behaviour is prevalent among 'the Joey Essex generation' uneducated, spoilt entitled little wankers with waxed armpits, no socks, stinking like a hairdressers store cupboard and lad lifestyle funded by their parents off the back of a building firm in Basildon. Utter faggot pricks who think they own the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 I'd get the old nob out and frighten the fuckers away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: What is wrong with these fucking mongs? They turn up to the cinema, drop their expansive arses into a seat, and proceed to place their feet in the chair in front of them. In winter, it's worse as snow melt is dripping into the seats. Put your cloven fucking hooves, shod by no doubt, the most expensive fucking trainers tax money can buy, back on the floor and display you have some degree of class and upbringing. Fucking cunts! When I was at my public school I went to a local cinema one weekend and was violently ill. After a huge bag of Fish and Chips and 2 large bottles of strong cider the Cinema beckoned.After half an hour I vomited my entire stomach contents onto the people in the seats infront of us.At least I was wearing a blazer and tie.... Lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: When I was at my public school I went to a local cinema one weekend and was violently ill. After a huge bag of Fish and Chips and 2 large bottles of strong cider the Cinema beckoned.After half an hour I vomited my entire stomach contents onto the people in the seats infront of us.At least I was wearing a blazer and tie.... Lol. Lol. I remember hearing that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern were dead. I hadn't a fuckin clue who they were but felt strangely satisfied to hear of their demise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: When I was at my public school I went to a local cinema one weekend and was violently ill. After a huge bag of Fish and Chips and 2 large bottles of strong cider the Cinema beckoned.After half an hour I vomited my entire stomach contents onto the people in the seats infront of us.At least I was wearing a blazer and tie.... Lol. Lol. If they had their feet over the chairback, I applaud you! They deserved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: What is wrong with these fucking mongs? They turn up to the cinema, drop their expansive arses into a seat, and proceed to place their feet in the chair in front of them. In winter, it's worse as snow melt is dripping into the seats. Put your cloven fucking hooves, shod by no doubt, the most expensive fucking trainers tax money can buy, back on the floor and display you have some degree of class and upbringing. Fucking cunts! What sort of cunt spends money to be in the company of shitty arsed plebs at the cinema? You can get all the porn you need online (er...bloke down the pub told me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 22 hours ago, Punkape said: When I was at my public school I went to a local cinema one weekend and was violently ill. After a huge bag of Fish and Chips and 2 large bottles of strong cider the Cinema beckoned.After half an hour I vomited my entire stomach contents onto the people in the seats infront of us.At least I was wearing a blazer and tie.... Lol. Lol. Imagine living such a boring working class life that this the best fictitious story you come up with. Fucking tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 22 hours ago, Punkape said: When I was at my public school I went to a local cinema one weekend and was violently ill. After a huge bag of Fish and Chips and 2 large bottles of strong cider the Cinema beckoned.After half an hour I vomited my entire stomach contents onto the people in the seats infront of us.At least I was wearing a blazer and tie.... Lol. Lol. Any witnesses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 22 hours ago, Punkape said: When I was at my public school I went to a local cinema one weekend and was violently ill. After a huge bag of Fish and Chips and 2 large bottles of strong cider the Cinema beckoned.After half an hour I vomited my entire stomach contents onto the people in the seats infront of us.At least I was wearing a blazer and tie.... Lol. Lol. Well, if you did go to a "Public School" you would know how to correctly punctuate your posts and not to use unnecessary capitalisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 22 hours ago, Punkape said: When I was at my public school I went to a local cinema one weekend and was violently ill. After a huge bag of Fish and Chips and 2 large bottles of strong cider the Cinema beckoned.After half an hour I vomited my entire stomach contents onto the people in the seats infront of us.At least I was wearing a blazer and tie.... Lol. Lol. I suppose the people you supposedly vomited on did nothing in return? Most people, having just been puked on by a dandy little poof that can’t hold his drink, would have kicked the living shit out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Just now, Ape said: I suppose the people you supposedly vomited on did nothing in return? Most people, having just been puked on by a dandy little poof that can’t hold his drink, would have kicked the living shit out of you. I imagine that the sort of pervert who go to the flicks to see the type of film Punkape's into would probably get a kick out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I imagine that the sort of pervert who go to the flicks to see the type of film Punkape's into would probably get a kick out of it. A valid point. Perhaps they repaid Pukeape by taking a shit in his mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: A valid point. Perhaps they repaid Pukeape by taking a shit in his mouth? He would pay them for that, in coin of the realm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 19 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I imagine that the sort of pervert who go to the flicks to see the type of film Punkape's into would probably get a kick out of it. Rollo old bean, you are an astute observer of human character! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rollo old bean, you are an astute observer of human character! I've met Punkape's sort before. Repressed Catholic queen who can't hold his babycham. He eats dead bodies in wafer form every Sunday so Ape's theory about scat Saturday at the cinema is entirely plausible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I've met Punkape's sort before. Repressed Catholic queen who can't hold his babycham. He eats dead bodies in wafer form every Sunday so Ape's theory about scat Saturday at the cinema is entirely plausible. I would like to advise you now to prepare yourself for a blistering response from the catholic cum catcher....something like Oik, peasant, and the ever hurtful, "you'll never be a member at my golf club." He's a vicious fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ...entitled little wankers with waxed armpits, no socks, stinking like a hairdressers store cupboard... You'd better hope Frank doesn't read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would like to advise you now to prepare yourself for a blistering response from the catholic cum catcher....something like Oik, peasant, and the ever hurtful, "you'll never be a member at my golf club." He's a vicious fucking cunt. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I would like to advise you now to prepare yourself for a blistering response from the catholic cum catcher....something like Oik, peasant, and the ever hurtful, "you'll never be a member at my golf club." He's a vicious fucking cunt. The biggest threat from that raving bandit is being bored to death by his seemingly endless regurgitation of an extremely tired and utterly mundane fantasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Pleb. Reported. Hitting below the belt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 34 minutes ago, Ape said: A valid point. Perhaps they repaid Pukeape by taking a shit in his mouth? Are you implying it was Quincy he chundered on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 42 minutes ago, Ape said: I suppose the people you supposedly vomited on did nothing in return? Most people, having just been puked on by a dandy little poof that can’t hold his drink, would have kicked the living shit out of you. They couldn’t really do much as they were both disabled....... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 43 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I imagine that the sort of pervert who go to the flicks to see the type of film Punkape's into would probably get a kick out of it. I’m sure you “act” in films shown in such places......with a thimble to cover your modesty....... lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 54 minutes ago, Mr Albert Ross said: Well, if you did go to a "Public School" you would know how to correctly punctuate your posts and not to use unnecessary capitalisation. Not necessarily..... I punctuate on a whim. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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