Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Don't forget their beans. Ape likes to feel included. lol Fuck off You’re completely and utterly shit, in every conceivable way. The sooner you are dead, the better it will be for all humanity. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Certainly not. Even if I could get over the visual stimulation of their hypnotic jiggling, I'd still be gagging over the certainty that they all smell of wet Billy Bear ham and festering tampons that have been pulled out of toxic shock syndrome afflicted gashes. That advert is the apex of erotica for @Panzerknacker, he wouldn't hesitate to drag those tampons out with his teeth, before plunging his face into the stagnant pond of stale piss and discharge, and then to penetration.. pausing briefly to tie the back door of his van across his arse, mindful of avoiding a full body spelunking tragedy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That advert is the apex of erotica for @Panzerknacker, he wouldn't hesitate to drag those tampons out with his teeth, before plunging his face into the stagnant pond of stale piss and discharge, and then to penetration.. pausing briefly to tie the back door of his van across his arse, mindful of avoiding a full body spelunking tragedy. If you and Neil were to collaborate on a literary work, you'd make Justine and Juliet look like Dick and Jane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, Ape said: You’re completely and utterly shit, in every conceivable way. The sooner you are dead, the better it will be for all humanity. Now, fuck off. You haven’t responded to my request for details about your work, social and domestic arrangements for board members to merrily peruse and dissect.Existing disclosures have provided incredulity, pity and mirth. Please provide some details about your sex life and any inevitable strange going-on that have occurred and with whom.A list of utensils you use during sex would also whet the palate of senior posters.... Lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That advert is the apex of erotica for @Panzerknacker, he wouldn't hesitate to drag those tampons out with his teeth, before plunging his face into the stagnant pond of stale piss and discharge, and then to penetration.. pausing briefly to tie the back door of his van across his arse, mindful of avoiding a full body spelunking tragedy. Cheers for that fucking vision,thats my curry making a re-appearance you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: You haven’t responded to my request for details about your work, social and domestic arrangements for board members to merrily peruse and dissect.Existing disclosures have provided incredulity, pity and mirth. Please provide some details about your sex life and any inevitable strange going-on that have occurred and with whom.A list of utensils you use during sex would also whet the palate of senior posters.... Lol. lol. Proof positive, as if it were needed, of what a truly weird and perverse little freak you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 10 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: If you and Neil were to collaborate on a literary work, you'd make Justine and Juliet look like Dick and Jane. It would be better than that 50 shades of shit. That book sums up what is wrong with women. They're all whining on about equality, empowerment and breaking free of objectification, and then they go and frig themselves stupid over a book about a woman being possessed and abused by an arrogant, sexually violent, borderline rapist. Confused fucking slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Proof positive, as if it were needed, of what a truly weird and perverse little freak you are. Says the man who stands in the middle of a field, staring up to the sky, whilst fiddling with knobs. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Proof positive, as if it were needed, of what a truly weird and perverse little freak you are. Do you buy your civil partner underwear from Tesco ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Cheers for that fucking vision,thats my curry making a re-appearance you cunt. In Eric's defence, the curry would have turned up eventually anyway. Maybe at a more southerly point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 13 hours ago, r-soles said: Behold the master race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: You haven’t responded to my request for details about your work, social and domestic arrangements for board members to merrily peruse and dissect.Existing disclosures have provided incredulity, pity and mirth. Please provide some details about your sex life and any inevitable strange going-on that have occurred and with whom.A list of utensils you use during sex would also whet the palate of senior posters.... Lol. lol. Also, you never answer truthfully any questions asked on here. Matthew 7:3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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