Neil Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts It's so that you have to take the car in and pay £60 labour to have the entire front end dismantled and reassembled to change a £2 bulb. And Halfords are double cunts for selling socket sets and spanners that no cunt can actually use anymore because the car makers have made it impossible to work on them without 5 grands worth of equipment and laptop software that only garages have access to. Utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts Have you tried a tulip bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts I find that changing the light bulbs on my Ford Fiesta is an absolute synch, However after 3 months I have still not worked out how to put the bumper and front grill thingy back on in the exact position it came off in. Next time I am just going to drive it a ,mile or two from home and call the RAC cunts out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 39 minutes ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts I imagine that when you've got 18 fingers, all the width of prize winning Cumberland sausages, it's hard to shake your maggot at a urinal, let alone perform a task that requires anymore dexterity than the simple act of fisting your own arsehole. Here's a handy tip, either lose some weight or fork out a bit of money to get it fixed, you tight fat fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 56 minutes ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts Dreadful. You truly are a disgraceful specimen of a ‘man’. Simple manual tasks like this are a piece of piss to anyone with double-digit firing synapses. Do you think that the greasy little YTS cunt in Halfords was just winding you up as he couldn’t believe a grown man couldn’t replace a bulb? Shit nom. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Dreadful. You truly are a disgraceful specimen of a ‘man’. Simple manual tasks like this are a piece of piss to anyone with double-digit firing synapses. Do you think that the greasy little YTS cunt in Halfords was just winding you up as he couldn’t believe a grown man couldn’t replace a bulb? Shit nom. Fuck off. Who are trying to kid,you're still having trouble with light switches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts I wouldn't go to halfords for a foot pump. Useless cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts Even on my rather old Passat it was impossible to access the inner lamp holder without taking the bumper off. Since replaced with after market lights as originals were fucked. All lamp holders are accessible now, without dismantling the car. I concur that that VW are indeed cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Neil said: What is it about car manufacturers who design a space that no fucker can possibly get their hands in to change a fucking bulb.Jeremy Beadle was ok as long as he was left handed but I get so fucking pissed off because it is virtually impossible to get anywhere near the fucking bulb holder if your hands are anything like fucking normal.Halfords advertise a free bulb changing service but you try ringing them with a Volvo or a VW and they soon tell you that's one model they don't do.German/Swedish cunts In there defence, Volvo's are indeed of by and for complete cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: In there defence, Volvo's are indeed of by and for complete cunts! In this context it is "their" you uphill gardening imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 I used to have a Toyota and changing bulbs was a cinch. You just unclipped the housing and change the bulb. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 There are some vans that require arms like an octopus and a sucker on a long stick (steady punkape), they are usually French made. Usual rip off crap, have to pay 1 hour labour to a surrender monkey garage, everything French is overpriced and badly made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 21 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Have you tried a tulip bulb? I was always taught that they are lamps. Bulbs grow in the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 10 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: In this context it is "their" you uphill gardening imbecile. Also, there's an unnecessary apostrophe. The double uphill gardening imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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