Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Its bound to get on their teats after a while. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-sussex-43790105/these-cows-on-a-farm-near-midhurst-queue-to-milk-themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Robotic Milking Machines .....or 'wives' as they are better known Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 51 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Its bound to get on their teats after a while. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-sussex-43790105/these-cows-on-a-farm-near-midhurst-queue-to-milk-themselves These have been around for a few year. Farmers do absolutely fuck all. All get subsidised brand new massey furguson tractors that they don't even get the tyres dirty on. Then the smelly fucking bastards spead shite everywhere first nice day we get (probably tomorrow) and stink the whole town out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, White van man said: These have been around for a few year. Farmers do absolutely fuck all. All get subsidised brand new massey furguson tractors that they don't even get the tyres dirty on. Then the smelly fucking bastards spead shite everywhere first nice day we get (probably tomorrow) and stink the whole town out. Oh come on that's unfair. It's very tiring sitting in a field yelling "get orf moi laaand" and "Yon dog is worrying moi sheep. Oooh arrrr". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh come on that's unfair. It's very tiring sitting in a field yelling "get orf moi laaand" and "Yon dog is worrying moi sheep. Oooh arrrr". The cunts don't know they're born. I'm all for technology making life easier, but they don't grow anything. Get a fortune from the money extortioned from us by the EU. This is the rebate money they yarp on about. Goes to landowners. Fuck 'em. They can work for a living like the rest of us. They should be employing people, its all fucked up. This country would starve to death if we were at war. Grow or go. That should be the 2 choices they have. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, White van man said: The cunts don't know they're born. I'm all for technology making life easier, but they don't grow anything. Get a fortune from the money extortioned from us by the EU. This is the rebate money they yarp on about. Goes to landowners. Fuck 'em. They can work for a living like the rest of us. They should be employing people, its all fucked up. This country would starve to death if we were at war. Grow or go. That should be the 2 choices they have. Cunts. ....or set up a daisy chain of teeth-grinding drivers behind you as you drive your stupid tractor at 10 mph from one county to the next, whilst listening to The Wurzels on your state-of-the-art, in-cab Sennheisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: ....or set up a daisy chain of teeth-grinding drivers behind you as you drive your stupid tractor at 10 mph from one county to the next, whilst listening to The Wurzels on your state-of-the-art, in-cab Sennheisers. That be Former Joyles with his tracta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Neil has yet to turn up for this gem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Oooh Haar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 On 4/17/2018 at 9:08 AM, White van man said: These have been around for a few year. Farmers do absolutely fuck all. All get subsidised brand new massey furguson tractors that they don't even get the tyres dirty on. Then the smelly fucking bastards spead shite everywhere first nice day we get (probably tomorrow) and stink the whole town out. I will suggest that to stop your town stinking, you keep your bedroom window closed at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 50 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I will suggest that to stop your town stinking, you keep your bedroom window closed at all times. Hygiene advice from a stinking sweaty french cunt. I prefer farm smells to the garlic, cheesy, dog crap, piss fraganced shithole you call home. Dirty french cunts are only famous for pasteurized milk. Inevitable the amount of bacteria the unwashed twats accumulate. You stupid cunts haven't got the brains to drive on the correct side of the road. Most people are right handed, so on horseback when going in to battle you kept left. That's why we always smashed the french. Infact, everyone smashed the french. Hid in cellars 'til we liberated them. That's why the faggots started miming, because they knew everytime they opened their mouths they got flogged. I hope the immigrants we paid you to keep fuck your geese whilst you're down the pool, so you get sloppy seconds tonight in your rat infested toilet of a country. Vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 8 hours ago, White van man said: Hygiene advice from a stinking sweaty french cunt. I prefer farm smells to the garlic, cheesy, dog crap, piss fraganced shithole you call home. Dirty french cunts are only famous for pasteurized milk. Inevitable the amount of bacteria the unwashed twats accumulate. You stupid cunts haven't got the brains to drive on the correct side of the road. Most people are right handed, so on horseback when going in to battle you kept left. That's why we always smashed the french. Infact, everyone smashed the french. Hid in cellars 'til we liberated them. That's why the faggots started miming, because they knew everytime they opened their mouths they got flogged. I hope the immigrants we paid you to keep fuck your geese whilst you're down the pool, so you get sloppy seconds tonight in your rat infested toilet of a country. Vivre Fuck! @Witheredscrote? ps I HATE your new avatar, it's simply wrong. Bring back the geese 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 9 hours ago, White van man said: Hygiene advice from a stinking sweaty french cunt. I prefer farm smells to the garlic, cheesy, dog crap, piss fraganced shithole you call home. Dirty french cunts are only famous for pasteurized milk. Inevitable the amount of bacteria the unwashed twats accumulate. You stupid cunts haven't got the brains to drive on the correct side of the road. Most people are right handed, so on horseback when going in to battle you kept left. That's why we always smashed the french. Infact, everyone smashed the french. Hid in cellars 'til we liberated them. That's why the faggots started miming, because they knew everytime they opened their mouths they got flogged. I hope the immigrants we paid you to keep fuck your geese whilst you're down the pool, so you get sloppy seconds tonight in your rat infested toilet of a country. Vivre I won't have this. The French are very brave and courageous people. Just look at how brave they are in the photos of them shaving the heads of the women they believed were collaborators and kicking the shit out of young women and mobs of them hounding mother's with babies in their arms out of towns after liberation. Unfortunately I can't post pics on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Another Gem from the mighty P, fuck me gently, she's getting worse at this nominating thing, summer is nearly here p. You can get your deck chair out soon and have a sit in the garden, maybe play catch with Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I won't have this. The French are very brave and courageous people. Just look at how brave they are in the photos of them shaving the heads of the women they believed were collaborators and kicking the shit out of young women and mobs of them hounding mother's with babies in their arms out of towns after liberation. Unfortunately I can't post pics on my phone. Should have shaved their arm pits as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 5 hours ago, White van man said: Should have shaved their arm pits as well. I think the whermacht requisitioned all the lawnmowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/18/2018 at 6:20 PM, Fender777 said: Another Gem from the mighty P, fuck me gently, she's getting worse at this nominating thing, summer is nearly here p. You can get your deck chair out soon and have a sit in the garden, maybe play catch with Albert. A bit of Hot Potato with Hand grenades? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think the whermacht requisitioned all the lawnmowers. Do you know if they repair them. I've got a friend in France who is too stupid to flick the on switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: A bit of Hot Potato with Hand grenades? Albert and pissy P in one hit...wouldn't that be something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 17 hours ago, Fender777 said: Albert and pissy P in one hit...wouldn't that be something. Thrilling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 On 4/21/2018 at 3:07 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Thrilling. There is a very strong possibility, that i would shoot my bolt at such a wonderful event like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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