Traffic caused by someone driving like a cunt, forcing us to wait while the mess is cleaned up

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I was forking the garden at the weekend and accidentally stuck the fork through my foot. This the sound I made when I was writhing in agony

 

You're either totally fucking stupid or you've got size 10 man feet, neither of which is very desirable.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Withers, I'm planning our family hols to rural France in the autumn, any suggestions? Invite me, mrs pecker and stubblets round or I'll bring ape with me. He lives very close to me you know.

A terrible situation although easy to rectify, provided you don't get him excited by showing him anything which resembles a Rolex  or how to boil an egg, and whatever you do Stubbs, do give him his model plane back  if it makes it over your garden fence. He's been making the cunting thing for many a moon, and its the gem of his collection.

Just scribble on it with Biro: 'You Twat' and throw it the 10ft back to him. 

[Ape™️]

3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

A terrible situation although easy to rectify, provided you don't get him excited by showing him anything which resembles a Rolex  or how to boil an egg, and whatever you do Stubbs, do give him his model plane back  if it makes it over your garden fence. He's been making the cunting thing for many a moon, and its the gem of his collection.

Just scribble on it with Biro: 'You Twat' and throw it the 10ft back to him. 

Fuck off Colin.

[camberwell gypsy]

21 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

You're either totally fucking stupid or you've got size 10 man feet, neither of which is very desirable.

That's good because the answer is neither. 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

A terrible situation although easy to rectify, provided you don't get him excited by showing him anything which resembles a Rolex  or how to boil an egg, and whatever you do Stubbs, do give him his model plane back  if it makes it over your garden fence. He's been making the cunting thing for many a moon, and its the gem of his collection.

Just scribble on it with Biro: 'You Twat' and throw it the 10ft back to him. 

 

[Witheredscrote]

5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

You're either totally fucking stupid or you've got size 10 man feet, neither of which is very desirable.

Drew, to be honest I don' know why you are so discourteous to her. I find her very attractive, and shaggable, in an over a caravan wheel sort of way.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

 

I would smash that piece of shite too.  Nice try though.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

I would smash that piece of shite too.  Nice try though.

Kill yourself. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Kill yourself. 

You soppy-faced little bitch.

[Stubby Pecker]

7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

A terrible situation although easy to rectify, provided you don't get him excited by showing him anything which resembles a Rolex  or how to boil an egg, and whatever you do Stubbs, do give him his model plane back  if it makes it over your garden fence. He's been making the cunting thing for many a moon, and its the gem of his collection.

Just scribble on it with Biro: 'You Twat' and throw it the 10ft back to him. 

Sage advice, you fucking loony

 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Sage advice, you fucking loony

 

Well, honestly. 

[Stubby Pecker]

3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

You soppy-faced little bitch.

Bill, I think you've met your match. I tried my hardest to destroy you and you stood up to the task, so far, but this pre op tranny shit is the kind that sticks

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Bill, I think you've met your match. I tried my hardest to destroy you and you stood up to the task, so far, but this pre op tranny shit is the kind that sticks

Pay attention now Stubbs. It's: Post-Op Tranny Stickers!

[Ape™️]

12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Pay attention now Stubbs. It's: Post-Op Tranny Stickers!

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking brilliant!

Moron.

[Decimus]

Fucking classic.

Good work, lads, I'm highly entertained.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

13 hours ago, Decimus said:

Fucking classic.

Good work, lads, I'm highly entertained.

Are you being Syrias again or did you get out of the wrong-side of bed ?

[Guest Trumpton Bacon]

On 4/18/2018 at 8:33 AM, Witheredscrote said:

If you were to bring Ape,  I would have to shoot him.  I went right off him, when he admitted that he shits behind trees, whilst out jogging.

You stupid fucking goose fondling French idiot.