Guest Lord McCunty Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 "Oh my god, it's one of them dreadful killer breeds. I must scoop up little Fru Fru and protect him from the nasty savage beast that wants to eat him." I own a Rottweiler and make no apology for it. Fantastic family dogs, extremely affectionate and protective with children, and your property. Any cunt who decides to breed microscopic fucking Chishitwas should be shot. Only the breeders, the poor "dogs" have had this inflicted up on them. The Chihuahua cunts next door shriek 24/7. I say "shriek" because they cannot physically produce anything close to a bark. These fucking cunts are basically what comes out of my dogs arse when he has a shite. My dog is not a "status dog", but a loyal and trustworthy household companion and guardian. Perhaps if you didn't scoop up your snarling little shite of a Jack Russell every time you see a dog larger than a fucking Guinea Pig, it wouldn't have such a fucking attitude. Dogs are intrinsically social animals, until human cunts come along and interfere with normal interaction because the "nasty wasty rottie monster dog" might eat little Fru Fru. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Oh fuck. Cue page after page of cunts saying.......there’s nothing wrong with dogs, the owners are all cunts. Yes, my fucking dog may look like a savage beast but he’s actually working away on a cure for cancer every night of the week while your fucking mutt is attacking small children, holding them down and shitting in their poor innocent mouths. My fucking dog is FUCKING GOD, your fucking dog is a cunt.....blah blah blah.....oh please fuck off you boring arsehole. I give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 All dogs are cunts.End of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 I’m looking forward to see what the knuckle-dragging mong, r-soles, has to say about this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 52 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m looking forward to see what the knuckle-dragging mong, r-soles, has to say about this. I fucking hate dogs, give me a fucking pussy any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oh fuck. Cue page after page of cunts saying.......there’s nothing wrong with dogs, the owners are all cunts. Yes, my fucking dog may look like a savage beast but he’s actually working away on a cure for cancer every night of the week while your fucking mutt is attacking small children, holding them down and shitting in their poor innocent mouths. My fucking dog is FUCKING GOD, your fucking dog is a cunt.....blah blah blah.....oh please fuck off you boring arsehole. I give up. Do you have a puppy Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: "Oh my god, it's one of them dreadful killer breeds. I must scoop up little Fru Fru and protect him from the nasty savage beast that wants to eat him." I own a Rottweiler and make no apology for it. Fantastic family dogs, extremely affectionate and protective with children, and your property. Any cunt who decides to breed microscopic fucking Chishitwas should be shot. Only the breeders, the poor "dogs" have had this inflicted up on them. The Chihuahua cunts next door shriek 24/7. I say "shriek" because they cannot physically produce anything close to a bark. These fucking cunts are basically what comes out of my dogs arse when he has a shite. My dog is not a "status dog", but a loyal and trustworthy household companion and guardian. Perhaps if you didn't scoop up your snarling little shite of a Jack Russell every time you see a dog larger than a fucking Guinea Pig, it wouldn't have such a fucking attitude. Dogs are intrinsically social animals, until human cunts come along and interfere with normal interaction because the "nasty wasty rottie monster dog" might eat little Fru Fru. Fuck off. Rotweillers are for chavs and plebs. Your Rottweiler will wince and cross it’s back lege whenever it sees you.... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: "Oh my god, it's one of them dreadful killer breeds. I must scoop up little Fru Fru and protect him from the nasty savage beast that wants to eat him." I own a Rottweiler and make no apology for it. Fantastic family dogs, extremely affectionate and protective with children, and your property. Any cunt who decides to breed microscopic fucking Chishitwas should be shot. Only the breeders, the poor "dogs" have had this inflicted up on them. The Chihuahua cunts next door shriek 24/7. I say "shriek" because they cannot physically produce anything close to a bark. These fucking cunts are basically what comes out of my dogs arse when he has a shite. My dog is not a "status dog", but a loyal and trustworthy household companion and guardian. Perhaps if you didn't scoop up your snarling little shite of a Jack Russell every time you see a dog larger than a fucking Guinea Pig, it wouldn't have such a fucking attitude. Dogs are intrinsically social animals, until human cunts come along and interfere with normal interaction because the "nasty wasty rottie monster dog" might eat little Fru Fru. Fuck off. The difference is that when fru-fru throws a strop because that fucking kid prodded her in the eye once too often, said sprog will require an elastoplast and maybe a tetanus jab. When Tyson the rottie has a wobbly, the kid will need a face transplant or the co-op funeral plan. This is excellent news. Round here, attack dogs do a fantastic job of pest control on the sink estates. Most families in these dwellings have staffies, rotties, barely disguised pit bulls, alsations, etc, so most feral thieves are either culled early on or have crippling disabilities which severely impinges on their ability to mug or burgle. And its easy to avoid these repulsive creatures, all you need to do is keep out of the prefab council estates and flat roof pubs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: All dogs are cunts.End of. Did you properly shampoo your gerbils after your hectic weekend in Brighton? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 I can't remember the source, I was reading an article on the most ill tempered dog breeds, and the Rotts, Pitties, Dobermans and Sheperd's didn't make the list. Chihuahua's, Jack Russel's, and the small toy breeds had the worst tempers. I can't say I'm surprised, they are used to being shit on by bigger dogs. I'll try to find that article again...fuck knows if you post any fucking thing here without a documented source, you'll be cunted until your dying day. I think Jazz can verify that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: "Oh my god, it's one of them dreadful killer breeds. I must scoop up little Fru Fru and protect him from the nasty savage beast that wants to eat him." I own a Rottweiler and make no apology for it. Fantastic family dogs, extremely affectionate and protective with children, and your property. Any cunt who decides to breed microscopic fucking Chishitwas should be shot. Only the breeders, the poor "dogs" have had this inflicted up on them. The Chihuahua cunts next door shriek 24/7. I say "shriek" because they cannot physically produce anything close to a bark. These fucking cunts are basically what comes out of my dogs arse when he has a shite. My dog is not a "status dog", but a loyal and trustworthy household companion and guardian. Perhaps if you didn't scoop up your snarling little shite of a Jack Russell every time you see a dog larger than a fucking Guinea Pig, it wouldn't have such a fucking attitude. Dogs are intrinsically social animals, until human cunts come along and interfere with normal interaction because the "nasty wasty rottie monster dog" might eat little Fru Fru. Fuck off. I'd say your fat bald and covered in tats with a small penis aswell ..rottie skum I hope that poor animal eats your head and then gets shot Panzerknacker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 http://www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk/news/16193615.Owner_s_crusade_as_two_chickens_attacked_in_a_week/?ref=mr&lp=18 http://listverse.com/2012/05/04/top-10-deceptively-dangerous-dog-breeds/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd say your'e fat bald and covered in tats with a small penis as well ..rottie skum I hope that poor animal eats your head and then gets shot Panzerknacker Good call Panzer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Woof woof woof. That's my other dog impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Did you properly shampoo your gerbils after your hectic weekend in Brighton? Woofta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Did you properly shampoo your gerbils after your hectic weekend in Brighton? If by gerbils you mean testicles then yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Woof woof woof. That's my other dog impression. Ruff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd say you're fat, bald and covered in tats with a small penis as well: rottie skum, I hope that poor animal eats your head and then gets shot . Didn't you once profess to be all placid and non-confrontational? Funny what a year or two on here can do to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Didn't you once profess to be all placid and non-confrontational? Funny what a year or two on here can do to you. Just don't care for dangerous animals being kept by dumb ones Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Just don't care for dangerous animals being kept by dumb ones Panzerknacker Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Thick cunt. The one with the brain cell is on the lead. .chav vermin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: I fucking hate dogs, give me a fucking pussy any day. If its any consolation I think that even dogs would find you difficult company and given a chance would do a runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: If its any consolation I think that even dogs would find you difficult company and given a chance would do a runner. ... after they'd cocked their leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 I love Rottweilers, but I couldn't manage a whole one. Kim Jong Un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I love Rottweilers, but I couldn't manage a whole one. Kim Jong Un. nice one Drew, I may need to see a doctor tomorrow as I might have broken a rib with uncontrolled mirth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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