Fergie Pops a Brain Artery

[scotty]

15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs.

I knew Rooney owed a shedload to the bookies, but hadn't realised Torres was short of money too. It's a fickle old game. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs.

Yes but but but..... Ibrox/Castle Grayskull is the only UEFA 5 Star ground in Scotland. Amazing what these dim cunts cling to while their empire is in flames. I made the mistake of going to an Old Firm game once with a friend from Byres Rd. More Nazi salutes than Nuremberg. My shower when I came home was longer than Jodie Fosters’ in The Accused and yet still all these years later I can’t get the smell of sectarian imbecile out of my nostrils. Fuck the lot of ‘em. 

[Decimus]

14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs.

Rangers? Weren't they the biggest team in Scotland at one point? I don't think much of that new club, Sevco FC.

For pure balance, I fucking hate Celtic as well. I'm a Hearts man all the way.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Yes but but but..... Ibrox/Castle Grayskull is the only UEFA 5 Star ground in Scotland. Amazing what these dim cunts cling to while their empire is in flames. I made the mistake of going to an Old Firm game once with a friend from Byres Rd. More Nazi salutes than Nuremberg. My shower when I came home was longer than Jodie Fosters’ in The Accused and yet still all these years later I can’t get the smell of sectarian imbecile out of my nostrils. Fuck the lot of ‘em. 

I commend this thread to the House:

The Chronicles of the Banter Years

No poofs need to bother clicking the link.

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Rangers? Weren't they the biggest team in Scotland at one point? 

They had the biggest wage bill in Scotland. Shame about the illegal EBTs.

I think the fantasy that "Scotland needs a strong Rangers" has been roundly disproved over the last few years.

[scotty]

21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs.

Amazingly, rangers have been pipped to the post by DC Utd for spud boy's signature. Well, I say signature, I mean a cross scribbled in crayon. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

4 hours ago, scotty said:

Amazingly, rangers have been pipped to the post by DC Utd for spud boy's signature. Well, I say signature, I mean a cross scribbled in crayon. 

Wayne’s heard there’s an little old lady called Hillary in DC who is in need of a little lovin’ to take her mind off a cruel rejection, and it’s stirring something deep and primal in him....

He’ll turn up at Dulles with his own Dunlop to swing from, a case full of Gynest cream and the raging horn. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

He will be able to have fun with Michael Schumacher.

[Guest judgetwi]

4 hours ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said:

He will be able to have fun with Michael Schumacher.

Shut the fuck up you demented old trout.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

Shut the fuck up you demented old trout.

Oh look ..  you've got a little Stubby like!