camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Gyps for the record I don’t think you’re a whore.. and your snatch is probably tighter that a gnat’s arse. For all I know you might be a regular washer. You just don’t belong on here. And you do? Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And you do? Meahahahahahahahaaaaaa Probably not.. I’m not competing here, gyps. You’re a lonely, vulnerable and sensitive old bint seeking a little attention. I can relate to that. You just don’t do humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Probably not.. I’m not competing here, gyps. You’re a lonely, vulnerable and sensitive old bint seeking a little attention. I can relate to that. You just don’t do humour. Berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Probably not.. I’m not competing here, gyps. You’re a lonely, vulnerable and sensitive old bint seeking a little attention. I can relate to that. You just don’t do humour. Bernie Madoff's son committing suicide and the other one dying of cancer, leaving the bitch mother to grieve. Now that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Berk I'll always sperm your advances Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 17 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: We sent a man to the moon in 1969 using a 16-bit computer, and fired a fucking Tesla into space just recently. Most of the developing world now has full 4G mobile coverage. Mankind has constructed a giant hadron collider to study subatomic particles to ascertain the very foundations of our universe. But for various reasons, most of southern Europe’s islands, as well as much of the rural mainland still haven’t managed to crack basic sanitation. Specifically, they haven’t mastered it to a level where you can flush your shit riddled bog roll round the u-bend. What this inevitably leads to is a dire state of affairs; every restaurant toilet has a pile of continental arse gravy festering in the corner, and any public facility that children use is a total warzone that can cause severe PTSD. After a week of the Mediterranean diet, I’m dropping some seriously oily and dense Yule logs at a regular pace. The kind that get wedged in your arse a bit, so you have to quite literally wipe them out like a stonemason chipping away at a corner stone. An utterly intolerable situation. I might be anti-Brexit, but I certainly think they should be looking to retroactively expel any country that partakes in such utterly fucking barbarous behaviour. Like any self respecting Brit, I’ve been sneaking into the girlfriend’s parents en-suite at the villa and dropping my guts and flushing the bog roll, so that they get lumped with the repair bill for the broken piping. So I come in from the pub after watching the scousers humiliate themselves (poofs and women look away now, this has fuck all to do with you) and I am so fucking happy. Ok, I get fucking soaked to the skin but i’ve still got my carry-out and my saveloy and chips. Then I have to read about this two bob cunt who goes on holiday to the EU paradise. Obviously he goes to the poorest part of the paradise so he can exploit their poverty and get more “bangs for his bucks”, as our American friends say. Fuck me, this wanker doesn’t like the way these foreigners do things and cries like a girl. Sorry mate, if you don’t like it don’t go into their country and start slagging them off. Stay well away. Obviously, I would like to say the same thing to foreign cunts who come into MY country but that would be raaay-sist wouldn’t it? If you are going to be a guardianista you have to have the money to keep you well away from the scum you pretend to love so much. Fucking hypocrite, fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I'll always sperm your advances Gypo Sort your fonts out, you shouty fucking wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Herr Oberst is getting old now and his eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Could I ask you not to take the piss out of my friend? Yes, even Nazis die eventually. The sooner the better as far as i’m concerned. Sorry, i’ve changed my mind. Do carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub after watching the scousers humiliate themselves (poofs and women look away now, this has fuck all to do with you) and I am so fucking happy. Ok, I get fucking soaked to the skin but i’ve still got my carry-out and my saveloy and chips. Then I have to read about this two bob cunt who goes on holiday to the EU paradise. Obviously he goes to the poorest part of the paradise so he can exploit their poverty and get more “bangs for his bucks”, as our American friends say. Fuck me, this wanker doesn’t like the way these foreigners do things and cries like a girl. Sorry mate, if you don’t like it don’t go into their country and start slagging them off. Stay well away. Obviously, I would like to say the same thing to foreign cunts who come into MY country but that would be raaay-sist wouldn’t it? If you are going to be a guardianista you have to have the money to keep you well away from the scum you pretend to love so much. Fucking hypocrite, fucking wanker. Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Berk Surely you mean Burke, as in Burke & Hare. In Frank's case more No Hare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Oh dear. Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bill? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 10 hours ago, southerncunt said: Sort your fonts out, you shouty fucking wanker. I'm using all the facilities, fistula face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 52 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm using all the facilities, fistula face You’re irrelevant, neither witty nor funny, and seem to think you are royalty on here simply because you have been around a while. You are fucking rubbish. Prove me wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 20 minutes ago, southerncunt said: You’re irrelevant, neither witty nor funny, and seem to think you are royalty on here simply because you have been around a while. You are fucking rubbish. Prove me wrong. He should do a video. That’ll save the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 ... back on topic. I cannot see any reason whatsoever as to why Rupert doesn't use his hand to wipe his own arse with. After all, he's as regular as clockwork shoving it up Punker's whilst they're at home. As for his so-called girlfriend, a Transgenderoid doesn't fit the Bill in this instance, and if it's a Tart that he's after then he should send a PM to Wu$$y. Prob solved. Frank, should simply fuck-off... As with like all old lumps of shit on the beach, he's washed-up & dried out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: You’re irrelevant, neither witty nor funny, and seem to think you are royalty on here simply because you have been around a while. You are fucking rubbish. Prove me wrong. You're asking far too much from the pleb. The only royal he's ever been is The Queen of Spades. Edited May 27, 2018 by 'eavensabove ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 I’m going to do a stickers retrospective this time next year. This nom is going to be a headline act. I am the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 7 hours ago, Frank said: He should do a video. That’ll save the cunt. Some cunts left The Corner after your 'cunt noir' offering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 34 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I’m going to do a stickers retrospective this time next year. This nom is going to be a headline act. I am the law. Yes. We shall never forget Your finest moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Yes. We shall never forget Your finest moment. Turn this shit in, Jazz. It's the kind of zany wank you see plastered on the news whilst a voiceover says "...shortly before turning the gun on himself." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, nocti said: Turn this shit in, Jazz. It's the kind of zany wank you see plastered on the news whilst a voiceover says "...shortly before turning the gun on himself." Watch more of it and adhere to its influence. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Watch more of it and adhere to its influence. Pleb. How do you live with yourself? Your poor kids must have really suffered. Fuck me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 33 minutes ago, Frank said: How do you live with yourself? Your poor kids must have really suffered. Fuck me. What is going on Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: What is going on Frank? Like a blind pallbearer in an army graveyard, frank has lost the fucking plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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