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3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Hate to break it to everyone but Brony was basically just recycling a character from 4chan and none of it was him.

Still better material than Albert.  I remember when Fatty first turned up, Keith had been released from his first cool down, saw the Fat mans posts and after changing his name to Keith Lard, proceeded to torment Fatty calling him a light weight.  He could at least make us laugh, even if he wasn't exactly original.  

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1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I’m going to regret a lot when I’m sober.

For starters I’ve ended up in a pub in Carshalton and it’s not even 6pm.

I always assumed it was a northern ex-pit town due to the awful name but turns out it’s near Croydon. You learn something new every day. 

I heard it through the grapevine that there is currently an Asian man living within a ten mile radius of the area. Don't get groomed, bby.

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35 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I heard it through the grapevine that there is currently an Asian man living within a ten mile radius of the area. Don't get groomed, bby.

What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. 

See you next week. 

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Just now, William T.D. Stickers said:

What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. 

See you next week. 

Rattled. 

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26 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. 

See you next week. 

I'm assuming that WVM's relative silence today is because he was attending the "Free Tommy Robinson" protest in London.

I've just reviewed the media coverage of the event, and to a man, every attendee was fat, bald, overweight and tattooed. According to WVM there is mass public outrage across a broad spectrum of society, but to me it just looked like the usual fucking racist idiots kicking off and finding an excuse to get pissed and do some Paki-bashing.

 

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41 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm assuming that WVM's relative silence today is because he was attending the "Free Tommy Robinson" protest in London.

I've just reviewed the media coverage of the event, and to a man, every attendee was fat, bald, overweight and tattooed. According to WVM there is mass public outrage across a broad spectrum of society, but to me it just looked like the usual fucking racist idiots kicking off and finding an excuse to get pissed and do some Paki-bashing.

 

actually in WVMs defence, This would be considered a well balanced and fair representation of society in Wolverhampton, obviously not including the Asian section  of that society but as statistics prove they are usually out and up to no good.

What you also failed to mention was that after the Paki bashing part of the parade, they usually go for a celebratory curry. 

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1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. 

See you next week. 

Anyone with an internet connection can potentially gather the information required. Unfortunately for you, you weren't smart enough to piece the data together even when shown it. 

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28 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

actually in WVMs defence, This would be considered a well balanced and fair representation of society in Wolverhampton, obviously not including the Asian section  of that society but as statistics prove they are usually out and up to no good.

What you also failed to mention was that after the Paki bashing part of the parade, they usually go for a celebratory curry

True dat. Reminds me of the gangs of skinheads back in the day, chanting sieg heil and racist stuff at ska concerts. If they hated blacks so much why go to see coloured bands? 

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21 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

“Heard” be fucked. You read that in a ‘book’, didn’t you? 

@White van man, everyone wants you dead

Everyone? Can you back that up with data. This is your big chance to prove you're not a fucking idiot.

The whole site is watching to see how you get on.

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8 minutes ago, scotty said:

True dat. Reminds me of the gangs of skinheads back in the day, chanting sieg heil and racist stuff at ska concerts. If they hated blacks so much why go to see coloured bands? 

yeah ,that Ska era was fantastic and the Midlands rocked to the rock steady beat , I have still got my original vinyl's from them and I must dig them out and give them an airing, The Specials were fucking fantastic. It attracted a big skinhead following which as you say is puzzling but I don't think these chaps really had a lot going on upstairs.

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1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

The data scientist is here. 

If you think anyone with the ability to google is a scientist, you must be fucking right moron.   "Mammy mammy mammy come quickly. Them bad men voted brexit and stole my future"

 

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27 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

yeah ,that Ska era was fantastic and the Midlands rocked to the rock steady beat , I have still got my original vinyl's from them and I must dig them out and give them an airing, The Specials were fucking fantastic. It attracted a big skinhead following which as you say is puzzling but I don't think these chaps really had a lot going on upstairs.

A couple of years ago me and the wife saw the Beat and the Selecter. Still brilliant all these years later. That first Specials album was superb, think it was produced by elvis costello. 

 

edit, Should add, the nazi tufty club were out in force for that one, my mrs got really upset by the chanting. Cunts. 

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20 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Frank,  we were escorted off le Volcan yesterday, increased seismic activity. On the way down we met a man going up, leading a Yorkshire Terrier, and carrying 2 bottles of Rioja. I've found the thick cunt.

 

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39 minutes ago, scotty said:

So, any ideas about why Bourdain topped himself? 🤔 Perhaps he'd just been served a slightly overcooked tournedos rossini or something? 

Cunt was an American chef. My theory is years of exposure to the slop those cunts eat caused absorption of various food processing chemicals through the pores of his skin eventually forming some sort of neural imbalance.

That or he liked shagging Thai ladyboys and he was scared it would become public knowledge.  

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49 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Cunt was an American chef. My theory is years of exposure to the slop those cunts eat caused absorption of various food processing chemicals through the pores of his skin eventually forming some sort of neural imbalance.

That or he liked shagging Thai ladyboys and he was scared it would become public knowledge.  

didn't that lead singer in INXS die from some kind of asphyxiation related sexual game, I wonder if poor old Tony died with a constricted look of pleasure on his face as he reached his vinegar stroke.    

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6 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

didn't that lead singer in INXS die from some kind of asphyxiation related sexual game, I wonder if poor old Tony died with a constricted look of pleasure on his face as he reached his vinegar stroke.    

I never understood the whole asphyxiation fetish. Surely the entire point is to make sure the other person is unconscious... 

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Just now, Roadkill said:

I never understood the whole asphyxiation fetish. Surely the entire point is to make sure the other person is unconscious... 

I agree, though the skill is to stop squeezing before lack of oxygen to the brain causes serious long term injury, just unconsciousness.

I have a suspicion that someone may have exceeded this sound advice with poor Monumental Cunt at some point in his past.  

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1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

I agree, though the skill is to stop squeezing before lack of oxygen to the brain causes serious long term injury, just unconsciousness.

I have a suspicion that someone may have exceeded this sound advice with poor Monumental Cunt at some point in his past.  

That's a hell of an assumption to make, Luke. Whilst I agree with the diagnosis I have to say the cause is far more likely to be from a stray Lidl bag salvaged for the traces of store brand chocolate moose remaining inside than any fantasy acted out with a sexual partner.

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